Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Talks about doing courses, school and work with friends and feeling happy and supported, e.g. “ia fazer curso sozinha mas tenho as melhores amigas do mundo, então agora vai nós quatro” and “to vivendo meu sonho, indo trabalhar c minha melhor amiga, fazendo curso c ela e estudando c ela”.
- Affectionate fan: Expresses deep love and emotional attachment to idols and fandoms, like “amo tanto o minghao que so de falar dele me da vontade de chorar af” and “NINGUÉM ama mais o seventeen dq eu”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses exaggeration and swearing to turn daily hassles into funny stories, such as “porra 4 ônibus pra que se eu podia pegar um so esse tempo todo” and “meu fone quebrou... vou no ônibus olhando a paisagem eh porra”.
- Self-aware observer: Often reflects on her own reactions and limits, e.g. “to percebendo uma coisa mas eu prefiro fingir q isso n ta acontecendo” and “queria criar uma rant MAS sei la, tem cara de ser chato”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares both joy and pain, like “gente a escola nao foi um cu, meus amigos estavam TODOS la, to mto feliz” and raw posts such as “que vontade de morrer pqp, pesou muito minha noite”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between euphoria and despair, shown by celebratory posts like “CARALHO PORRA VIADO WU TO THE GOOD YEAR OF POND” contrasted with intense distress like “mds queria desaparecer do mundo”.
- Self-destructive thoughts: Mentions wanting to die or hurt herself, e.g. “se eu parar pra pensar nisso, eu vou querer me matar e isso eh algo que eu nao posso fazer AGORA” and “meu deus que vontade de cortar minha garganta na frente dos 3”.
- Family resentment: Shows strong bitterness toward home life, like “minha casa ta no mínimo no top10 piores casas pra morar” and “o dia que eu conseguir sair de casa... pra nao ter que lembrar desse inferno”.
- Health neglect: Minimizes physical issues instead of seeking help, as in “ja vomitei várias vezes essa semana mas nao tenho tempo pra ir no hospital, que seja so um mal estar” and pushing through pain like “to com o corpo todo dolorido e com uma dor infernal pqpp”.
- Harsh expression: Frequently uses aggressive language toward herself and others, such as “essa peste me estressa num nivel inexplicável serio” and describing herself and her life in very degrading terms like “meu sonho de todo dia eh ir embora dessa casa... nao há ninguém no mundo que queira sumir mais do que eu”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place in their own family. Like Lisa, they swing between academic/ambitious goals and emotional overwhelm, talking about balancing course, school, gym and jiu-jitsu in “segunda eu começo a ir pro curso + escola + academia e as vezes jj, gente sera que eu vou dar conta” and stressing about material and study in “lembro da 1 vez que usei um caderno de 10 matérias, agora um de 20 pode acabar antes do meio do ano tmnc”. There’s also a strong sense of being emotionally hurt yet empathetic, like when they give photocards to help someone come out only to be betrayed in “ajudei uma bisha a se assumir… e a bisha me bloqueou em tudo”. Their frustration and desire to escape a painful home environment—“minha casa ta no mínimo no top10 piores casas pra morar, pqp convivência horrível, todo dia um inferno” and “o dia que eu conseguir sair de casa eu nao quero nada de lembranças… pra nao ter que lembrar desse inferno”—mirror Lisa’s frequent alienation from her family. At the same time, their deep, almost poetic attachment to idols and music, like “amo tanto o minghao que so de falar dele me da vontade de chorar af” and “Jeff Buckley vc faz parte de todas minhas sextas feiras”, fits Lisa’s artistic, fandom-heavy, and highly sensitive personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they talk constantly about friends, parties and shared experiences, like being excited to do a course with friends instead of alone (“ia fazer curso sozinha mas tenho as melhores amigas do mundo, então agora vai nós quatro”) and loving going to work, study and take a course with their best friend (“to vivendo meu sonho, indo trabalhar c minha melhor amiga, fazendo curso c ela e estudando c ela, a vida eh boa”). They present as very online and socially expressive rather than private, celebrating fandom interactions and Twitter ‘family’ structures (“Minha Twitter Família”). They prefer Intuition over Sensing: while they mention concrete things (school supplies, buses), the emotional and symbolic meaning dominates, like turning their living situation into a bigger narrative about wanting to disappear and start a new life (“o dia que eu conseguir sair de casa eu nao quero nada de lembranças… pra nao ter que lembrar desse inferno”) and dramatic, big-picture feelings about fandom and destiny (“NINGUÉM ama mais o seventeen dq eu”, “meu sonho de todo dia eh ir embora dessa casa”). Their language is metaphorical and hyperbolic rather than detail‑tracking. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets revolve around relationships, hurt, affection and emotional loyalty, like being deeply affected by helping someone come out and then feeling betrayed (“ajudei uma bisha a se assumir… e a bisha me bloqueou em tudo… santo duro pqp”) and being very expressive about love for idols (“amo tanto o minghao que so de falar dele me da vontade de chorar af”). Their conflicts are framed in terms of feeling unappreciated or emotionally overwhelmed rather than in terms of logic or principles. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life looks a bit chaotic and flexible—overcommitting to course + school + gym + jiu-jitsu and wondering if they can handle it (“segunda eu começo a ir pro curso + escola + academia e as vezes jj, gente sera que eu vou dar conta”), impulsively changing packs and aesthetics (“eu troquei de pack n tem nem 1 semana mas ja quero trocar dnv pq vi um muito fofinho no tumblr”), and reacting spontaneously to feelings (like drinking then regretting it, or ranting about fandom prices) rather than showing structured long‑term planning. This combination of highly social, emotionally intense, big‑picture and somewhat unstructured behavior fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re juggling course + school + gym + jj and asked if you’ll handle it… if you can handle 4 buses and Flamengo losing, I’m pretty sure you can handle one more thing: a date with me in your schedule. 🗓️
- You spent R$140 on school supplies and your whole setup is green even though your favorite color is purple… wanna balance the palette and add a little romance-red by going out with me?
- You thanked the universe for stanning a Chinese twink so you don’t suffer with enlistment; I’m just thankful you stan Seventeen, because it means you already know how to handle someone who’ll be thinking about you 24/7 like you think about Minghao. 💿
- You said you’re living the dream working, studying, and doing your course with your best friend to stay out of the house… I don’t know your whole story, but I know you deserve a soft place to land, and I’d genuinely like to be someone who makes your days feel lighter, not heavier.
- You made a promise not to cut, dye, or straighten your hair for 12 months; I respect the commitment, but I’m a little jealous—how do I convince you to be just as committed to going out with me at least once this year?
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Student, Seventeen/Thai BL enthusiast & album collector. Once gave away all my Itzy photocards to cheer up a friend—still believe kindness is worth it.– @ikeuhsi
Your signature cocktail
The Minghao Mood Swing
This cocktail swings between chaos and comfort, just like going from “pior coisa do mundo eh beber, ficar super feliz e depois acordar no outro dia com raiva ate da sua sombra” to “to vivendo meu sonho, indo trabalhar c minha melhor amiga, fazendo curso c ela e estudando c ela, a vida eh boa”. The cachaça with green grapes nods to their Brazil-core life and obsession with the color green despite claiming purple as their fave in “meu material esta todo verde ... mas minha cor favorita eh roxo 🤗”. Blue curaçao represents drowning in fandom oceans – Seventeen, BTS, GMMTV boys – screaming “NINGUÉM ama mais o seventeen dq eu” and living for idols like in “amo tanto o minghao que so de falar dele me da vontade de chorar af”. Sparkling coconut water cools down the family and home drama of “minha casa ta no mínimo no top10 piores casas pra morar, pqp convivência horrível” and the heavy nights like “que vontade de morrer pqp, pesou muito minha noite”. A shot of espresso powers through their insane routine from “segunda eu começo a ir pro curso + escola + academia e as vezes jj, gente sera que eu vou dar conta” and constant madrugadas in “madrugando pelo 6 dia consecutivo pqp”. Finally, a dash of sea salt and lime honors their beach and Iemanjá vibes from “indo passar réveillon na praia, nunca fui triste mds 🤤🙏🏽” and “amanhã eh segunda dia 2, que paz mds, e ainda dia de Iemanjá”, giving the drink that briny, emotional kick that tastes like wanting to escape but still finding reasons to stay.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and a desire for harmony in relationships. They gush about their friends and shared routines, celebrating studying, working, and doing a course together in tweets like “to vivendo meu sonho, indo trabalhar c minha melhor amiga, fazendo curso c ela e estudando c ela, a vida eh boa” and “ia fazer curso sozinha mas tenho as melhores amigas do mundo, então agora vai nós quatro”. Even in a difficult home environment, they try to prevent conflict and keep the peace, as seen when they say they’re “indo arrumar a casa agora pra quando minha mãe acordar, nao ter motivo pra arranjar briga comigo”. Their kindness shows up in how they support others, such as “ajudei uma bisha a se assumir, dei todos os meus photocards OFICIAIS do itzy pra ela nao ficar tão triste”, even though this generosity is not always rewarded. They are also extremely dedicated and hardworking, willingly stacking course + school + gym + jiu-jitsu in “segunda eu começo a ir pro curso + escola + academia e as vezes jj, gente sera que eu vou dar conta”, which reflects the classic Hufflepuff work ethic over showy ambition. While they have flashes of frustration or dark humor, the consistent throughline is loyalty to friends, persistence through hardship, and a fundamentally gentle, fair-minded way of dealing with others—all hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well‑known song that fits them is "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry, because it captures the mix of messy feelings, intensity, and romantic/fangirl energy in their timeline. They constantly talk about school and growing up, like when they mention starting course, school, gym and sometimes jiu-jitsu and wonder if they'll handle it: “segunda eu começo a ir pro curso + escola + academia e as vezes jj, gente sera que eu vou dar conta”. There’s also a longing to escape home and build their own life, which mirrors the song’s desire for freedom and reinvention, as seen in tweets like “o dia que eu conseguir sair de casa eu nao quero nada de lembranças… pra nao ter que lembrar desse inferno” and “que 2026 comece logo p eu trabalhar e estudar e ficar fora de casa”. At the same time, they live through crushes, messy feelings and intense affection for idols and friends, e.g. “eu fiquei com um menino q era meu amigo de infância ent agora eu vivo um INFERNO na mao desse satanás” and “amo tanto o minghao que so de falar dele me da vontade de chorar af”. That mix of chaos, vulnerability, and wanting to feel something big and unforgettable is exactly the emotional space of Teenage Dream.
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