Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp, playful humor and memes, like joking about tarot and shows in posts such as “dia da setlist maluca” and “meu deus eu amo tirar tarot virou meu hobbie favorito vou viver disso”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly talks about feelings and mental state, for example “a sensação satânica de ter sinusite no meiodeum episódio depressivo” and “ta tudo uma merda eu vou me matar”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows intense dedication to bands like My Chemical Romance, constantly following setlists and posts, as seen in “gente mas até da setlist vcs reclamam,a setlist mais tesuda e vcs reclamando pqp” and “eu e a mii desde manhã só falando de mcr”.
- Boundaries-aware: Recognizes inappropriate behavior from older people and questions it, like in “esses cara de 25 anos q vem dar em cima de mim será q eles sabem q eu tenho 16?” and discomfort with a guy inviting them to his house in “euem esquisito nem te conheço”.
- Creative: Engages in creative interests such as tarot, aesthetic photos, and themed ideas, for example “oi alguém faz um aniversário ai com a temática de tarot pra eu ir fantasiada com o meu arcano” and “agr eu tenho uma mesa de feitiçaria caralho”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-thoughts: Expresses suicidal and violent thoughts toward self in posts like “qual sera a sensação de atirar na própria cabeça” and “ta tudo uma merda eu vou me matar”.
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses very aggressive or vulgar wording, as in “essa merda desse terminal central maldito eu te odeio” and “pente pente pente pente pau na buceta da mina carente”.
- Conflict-prone: Often references fights, grudges, or wanting to be mean, such as “não aguento mais ficar quieta vou ser filha da puta com todo mundo” and indirect drama in “poise amiga adiantou vc vir mandar indireta pra mim pra defender macho?”.
- Social-exhaustion: Shows frustration and desire to withdraw from social media, like “vou desinstalar todas as minhas redes sociais e viver de youtube e letterboxd” and “isso é um sinal pra eu sumir de vez do twt msm”.
- Pessimistic-outlook: Frequently frames life and current events negatively, for example “eu nao aguento mais viver recorte histórico” and “domingo é uma merda só serve pra ficar vendo serie o dia inteiro”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as an emotionally intense, smart, and self-aware teenager, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they oscillate between cynicism and idealism, complaining about the world and their historical moment in a very aware way, as in “eu nao aguento mais viver recorte histórico” and “numquidito q eu vou passar por 2 pandemias na adolescência pqp”. They show strong ethical discomfort with creepy or unfair behavior, such as older guys hitting on them in “esses cara de 25 anos q vem dar em cima de mim será q eles sabem q eu tenho 16?”, which echoes Lisa’s moral compass. Their interest in tarot and a "witchy" aesthetic in “meu deus eu amo tirar tarot virou meu hobbie favorito vou viver disso” and “agr eu tenho uma mesa de feitiçaria caralho” parallels Lisa’s spiritual and introspective side. The mix of depressive episodes, creativity, and feeling out of place among peers, like “a única parte boa de ser adolescente é ser esquisito” and “ola gostaria de nao ter esses pensamentos”, fits Lisa far more than the more chaotic or shallow energy of characters like Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they go to shows and social events, their tweets center on their inner world, moods, and niche interests more than on big friend groups or constant socializing, e.g. “domingo é uma merda só serve pra ficar vendo serie o dia inteiro” and “vou desinstalar todas as minhas redes sociais e viver de youtube e letterboxd”. They show strong Intuition (N): they think in symbols, vibes and meaning rather than just concrete facts, like tarot and “karma” in “estou prevendo uma ação carmica mas ainda nao posso comprovar nada” and the fantasy/poetic language in lyrics they quote, such as “if you mary me,would you bury me? would you carry me to the end?”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): they react from values and emotion, talking about being hurt, loyalty, and resentment, for example “me irrita o fato de babarem muito o ovo de pessoas ruins” and “dahora q quando se espera o pior de alguém q ja fez muito merda é q vc nem se surpreende com oq ela faz”. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured, flowing with moods and spontaneity: improv, chaos and last‑minute feelings dominate, like “não aguento mais ficar quieta vou ser filha da puta com todo mundo” and the unplanned, emotional swings around shows in “porq q ngm ta falando do show meudeusdoceu vou endoidar”. Overall, they fit INFP: introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic about music and relationships, with a rich inner fantasy world expressed through lyrics, witchy/tarot symbolism in “meu deus eu amo tirar tarot virou meu hobbie favorito vou viver disso”, and strong personal values about how people should treat each other.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re going full Gerard Way revenge era at Sindmetal Caçapava… can I be the emo extra in your crowd shot, or is that role already taken by your ‘boyfriend (he’s shy)’ from the plaza da bandeira popcorn date?
- You said the only good part of being a teen is being weird — lucky for you I’m fully prepared to be as strange as the person listening to moans on the bus with headphones and pretending it’s just Spotify.
- You’re out here pulling tarot, building a ‘witchcraft table’ and predicting setlists three times in a row… how about you pull one more card and check if ‘us two screaming Demolition Lovers together’ is already in your karmic action spreadsheet?
- You hate the terminal in São José dos Campos, you’re beefing with the 244 bus, and you’re dreaming of free pasta at school — if I pick you up with snacks and an MCR playlist instead of a bus card, does that count as public transport or divine intervention?
- Between tweeting ‘everything is shit I’m gonna kill myself’ one day and crying over MCR playing Vampires the next, you’ve basically proven my thesis: you’re like a My Chemical Romance song — dramatic, chaotic, a little cursed, and exactly what I want on repeat.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • emo historian in São José dos Campos • studies, tarot & My Chemical Romance theories • once predicted a setlist and took it personally– @ikitsunami
Your signature cocktail
Pretty When You Cry in the Terminal Central
This cocktail is jet‑black at first glance, echoing their emo aesthetic and the feeling of “eu nao aguento mais viver recorte histórico” while still looking cool as hell. A hit of red energy drink runs through it like concert adrenaline and fandom chaos, inspired by them screaming over MCR in tweets like “ELES TOCANDO VAMPIRES MEUDEUSDOCEU Q COISA LINDA” and “porq q ngm ta falando do show meudeusdoceu vou endoidar”. Sour cherry liqueur adds drama and teen heartbreak for moments like “ta tudo uma merda eu vou me matar” and the sharp annoyance in “me irrita o fato de babarem muito o ovo de pessoas ruins”. Sparkling guaraná keeps it loud, messy, and Brazilian, matching bus‑terminal rants such as “essa merda desse terminal central maldito eu te odeio 244 eu odeio pegar ônibus nessa desgraça dessa cidade são josé dos campos” and long chaotic storytimes like “mano eu nao aguento mais esse menino me mandando mensagem pultaquepariu q viado chato da porra”. The smoked salt rim is the witchy protection layer for their tarot‑reading, spell‑casting side, nodding to “agr eu tenho uma mesa de feitiçaria caralho” and “meu deus eu amo tirar tarot virou meu hobbie favorito vou viver disso”, making the drink taste like a curse, a joke, and a love letter to chaos all at once.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a sharp, ruthless streak and a focus on self‑preservation that fits Slytherin. They openly embrace being cutting when pushed, saying “não aguento mais ficar quieta vou ser filha da puta com todo mundo”, which reflects a willingness to retaliate rather than keep the peace. There is also a clear sense of strategic boundary‑setting with creepy guys, as in “mano eu nao aguento mais esse menino me mandando mensagem… euem esquisito nem te conheço”, showing self‑protection and refusal to be manipulated. They enjoy occult/witchy aesthetics and tarot as a kind of personal power, e.g. “agr eu tenho uma mesa de feitiçaria caralho” and “meu deus eu amo tirar tarot virou meu hobbie favorito vou viver disso”, which aligns with Slytherin’s association with esotericism and control. Their tone toward people they dislike is contemptuous and cutting, as in “eu nao sinto ciúmes só nojo” and “me irrita o fato de babarem muito o ovo de pessoas ruins”, showing a strong in‑group/out‑group mentality that is very Slytherin. While they clearly care about friends and music fandoms, the dominant traits are defensive, vengeful, and self‑protective rather than idealistic or purely kind, making Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
The best-fitting song is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) because their whole timeline is steeped in emo aesthetics, sarcasm, and intense feelings, exactly like the track. They constantly reference My Chemical Romance and related emo culture, like when they said they were going “well Gerard Way revenge era” to a local show: “vou bem gerard way revenge era no sindmetal caçapava interior de sp📍” and begged for specific songs on a setlist: “espero escutar demolition lovers amanhã em tom de ameaça”. The song’s mix of dark humor and genuine distress reflects tweets such as “ta tudo uma merda eu vou me matar” and “eu nao aguento mais viver recorte histórico”. It also captures the messy intensity of being a teenager, which they embrace in posts like “a única parte boa de ser adolescente é ser esquisito” and their frustration with creepy older guys hitting on them: “esses cara de 25 anos q vem dar em cima de mim será q eles sabem q eu tenho 16?”. Overall, the song’s dramatic, defensive, and vulnerable energy mirrors their mix of humor, rage, and vulnerability online.
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