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Despite her academic background at Istanbul Siyasal, the user shares Lisa’s chaotic blend of intellectualism and existential crisis. She quotes complex political texts like “he writes about nothing and talks about nothing except politics, statescraft and the art of war...” while simultaneously grappling with the absurdity of modern life. Much like Lisa’s occasional rebellious streaks, she isn't afraid of confrontation, joking about how she “kavga ettiğim 15 yaşındaki çocuk sayısı: 2” during her first day of Valorant. Her deep appreciation for niche culture, from Tame Impala to Behzat Ç, mirrors Lisa's sophisticated but often isolating tastes. Ultimately, her tweet “BEN BU ÇAĞIN İNSANI DEĞİLİM…” perfectly captures the quintessential Lisa Simpson feeling of being an old soul trapped in a confusing, modern world.

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Ilaaydal exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant engagement with her surroundings and high-energy social commentary, such as her humorous “KARPUZ ORTAĞI İLANI” seeking a partner for a mundane task. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her abstract humor and varied intellectual interests, ranging from quoting “political and statecraft” texts to her curiosity about “Rasputin's preserved anatomy”. She leans toward Thinking (T) with a blunt, irreverent, and often dark sense of humor, seen when she jokes about “hanging a woman in front of a mosque” for a manifesto or criticizing “stoicism as disgusting.” Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shines through her chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, constantly “losing her Istanbulkart” or impulsively deciding to “race a Range Rover in a Fiat” on the highway.

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Istanbul-based political scientist with a PhD in driving Adana-Mersin highways. I survive on Redbull, Tame Impala, and stubbornness. Just graduated; don't ask.– @ilaaydal

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of an Istanbul Siyasal student who is perpetually stuck between academic rigor and a 'DALE ULAN DALE' lifestyle. The high-proof base honors her survival kit consisting of “parliament slim kırmızı tuborg khabib enerji icecegi” while the smoke and Arak reflect her deep ties to the Adana-Mersin-Diyarbakır axis, where she’s “40 derece güneşli havada direksiyon sallamaktan” turning a specific shade of tan. It’s an experimental, strong, and slightly bitter concoction for someone who deals with “99 problemimin 97si” by threatening to hang people in front of Fatih Mosque while reciting feminist manifestos. Finally, the caffeine kick ensures she stays awake to “iliklerine kadar yaşıyorum” her beloved Ankara and Istanbul nights alike.

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Ilayda exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, often prioritizing her own convenience through clever, albeit slightly chaotic, methods, such as when she admitted, “Mersin marina otoparkına 200tl borç taktım yarın bu şehri terk ediyorum” or when she hid her belongings “altında bi taşa saklıyorum” to avoid paying locker fees. Her ambition is paired with a sharp, blunt wit and a disregard for conventional rules if they impede her goals, evidenced by her “nasibi zorlama şeklim” when hounding a restaurant to fulfill an order. Even her academic life reflects a pragmatic approach to survival, crediting her thesis to “parliament slim kırmızı tuborg khabib enerji icecegi ve kırmızı reçeteli ilaçlara”. Ultimately, her unapologetic attitude and focus on navigating the world on her own terms align her perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Ilayda’s persona blends a cinematic, melancholic aesthetic with a chaotic, street-smart edge that perfectly mirrors the vibe of West Coast. Her tweets reveal a life lived through a moody lens, from “longing to see someone posing under the rain” to her self-description of “paying the price of being a delavoy girl for 23 years.” She navigates intense transitions, such as “living Ankara to her marrows” while also “drinking Toscanello at a table where Havana cigars are discussed,” capturing that specific Lana-esque blend of high-end desire and grit. The song’s shifting tempo reflects her unpredictable lifestyle of “beating up 15-year-olds in Valorant” and her deep, intellectual roots in “politics, statescraft, and the art of war.”

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