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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: highly emotional, introspective, and creative, with big ambitions that often clash with self-doubt. Like Lisa obsessing over grades and future prospects, they fixate on exams and cutoffs, saying things like “imagina voce dedicar sua vida toda a aprender a desenhar… e no final voce nao consegue nem passar em artes” and “posicao 1362 de 60 vagas .”. Their artistic side and perfectionism show through their drawing anxiety and account doubts, as in “notas galera oq voces achao eu deleto a minha conta de arte sim ou sim” and “o desenho vai ter 5 visualizações apenas mas pelo menos eu desenhei #ele e isso pra mim vale mais q mil curtidas (eu tenho ansiedade estou me cagando de medo)”. They also display Lisa-like intense fandom and idealism, hyperfixating on fictional men and narratives, for example “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA” and “shadowheart… eu to a um ponto de trocar o astarion pra gente viver um enemies to lovers”. Underneath the drama and humor, there’s a sensitive, romantic, slightly overthinking person who cares intensely about their passions and future, which is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk far more about inner experiences (anxiety, obsessions, games, art) than social life, and even big moments are framed inwardly, like “imagina voce dedicar sua vida toda a aprender a desenhar… e no final voce nao consegue nem passar em artes” and “vi a lua hj dps de dias e eu genuinamente chorei pq eu tava com saudades dela…”. Their thinking is highly conceptual and speculative, pointing to Intuition (N): they obsess over possibilities and symbolism, such as “eu vou conseguir o capitano c6 com 500 tiros… ele vai criar senciência e mudar os codigos pra eu ganhar os 50/50” and elaborate headcanons about characters like “o quao ruim deve ter sido o divorcio do neuvi e do zhongli…”. They are strongly Feeling (F): emotions clearly drive their worldview, from intense self-worth swings (“eu devia ter me matado mesmo quando eu completei 11 anos… arte nao da futuro”) to romantic, idealized attachment to fictional characters (“meu amor te amo mais que o infinito” and “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA”). Their style is scattered, reactive, and improvisational rather than structured, reflecting Perceiving (P): they constantly change plans and fixations, like agonizing over builds and teams (“a bina consegue usar 3 sets de artefatos… e eu to mt indeciso meu deus”) and considering new Baldur’s Gate saves on a whim (“pensando mt em fazer um novo save mas sendo durge e sendo uma pessoa boa mesmo assim”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, imaginative fantasy focus, and a flexible, unstructured approach to life—they most closely match INFP.

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Art + games + a tiny moon obsession. Once cried over seeing the moon again and still saving primos like it’s a full-time job.– @ilcapithrain

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is electric and dramatic, just like their timeline swinging from crying over the moon “vi a lua hj dps de dias e eu genuinamente chorei pq eu tava com saudades dela…” to cackling chaos “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Blue curaçao matches their dreamy, slightly unhinged celestial vibe and the “mosquitinho azul” self-deprecation “amor voce me amaria mesmo se eu virasse um mosquitinho azul q voa?”. An espresso shot captures the hyperfixation grind of farming and theorycrafting for Bina and other characters “to farmando pelo menos uns 3 set de artefato pra bina💞”. Sparkling lychee soda keeps it playful and sweet, like dressing two boyfriends as twins “me when i have two boyfriends and dress them like twins”. A black vodka float is the dark, obsessive Capitano devotion and angst “eu nao consigo de verdade eu tento ficar um dia sem falar do capitano e eu nao consigo”, and the edible silver glitter rim nods to their dramatic, witchy, tarot-bait bio and their conviction that fate (and gacha) will bend for them “eu vou conseguir o capitano c6 com 500 tiros eu vou pq meu coracao eh puro e ele vai criar senciência e mudar os codigos pra eu ganhar os 50/50 #por #mim”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core traits point most strongly to Ravenclaw, centered on creativity, analysis, and a compulsive need to mentally pick things apart. They constantly examine mechanics and details in games – for example, fine‑tuning builds and artifacts in Genshin (“a bina consegue usar 3 sets de artefatos e isso depende do que voce quer e eu to mt indeciso meu deus”) and noticing subtle model changes (“impressao minha ou o modelo do capitano na nova quest a cabeca ta menor?”). There’s a strong creative drive and self-critique around art and design, such as stressing over an art account and refining drawings (“# melhorando o desenho pra nao explodir de ansiedade pra nota do cunem”, “notas galera oq voces achao eu deleto a minha conta de arte sim ou sim”). Their approach to Baldur’s Gate is deeply exploratory and narrative-focused, wanting to replay with different moral routes and character concepts (“pensando mt em fazer um novo save mas sendo durge e sendo uma pessoa boa mesmo assim”, “eu sinto q eu to a um mes no ato um de baldurs e isso ta me matando pq eu sempre exploro e acho mais coisa pra fazer”). Although there’s Slytherin-style ambition (wanting C6 Capitano: “eu vou conseguir o capitano c6 com 500 tiros eu vou pq meu coracao eh puro”) and strong Gryffindor emotions, the dominant pattern is intellectualized obsession, meta-analysis, and creative worldbuilding—classic Ravenclaw energy.

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A fitting song for them is “obsessed” by Olivia Rodrigo, because so much of their online presence revolves around intense fixation, yearning, and a slightly unhinged sense of devotion. They constantly orbit one central figure, the Capitano from Genshin, begging for his return and treating every hint of him as life-or-death, like in “POR FAVOR QUE SEJA CONFIRMACAO DELE VOTLANDO EU NAO AGUNETO MAIS SER SO COISA LEMBRANDO DELE😭😭😭😭” and “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA😭😭😭”. The song’s theme of being self-aware about how crazy you sound while still leaning into that obsession mirrors the way they joke about their own fixation, like “eu nao consigo de verdade eu tento ficar um dia sem falar do capitano e eu nao consigo me desculpa galera”. The dramatic, heart-on-sleeve tone of the lyrics fits their melodramatic, hyper-emotional tweeting style, from tarot in their bio to posts like “me sinto como o gojo deve ser sentir com o suguru qnd eu vejo o capitano”. Overall, “obsessed” captures their blend of fandom intensity, romantic delusion, and playful self-awareness.

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