Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm and emotional investment in interests like Capitano and games, e.g. “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA😭😭😭💔💔💔🥹🥹💔💔😿😿😭😿😿😿😿😪” and “PTUA QUE PARIU MARE JIVARI O CAPITANO VAI VOLTAR 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌”.
- Creative: Draws, designs OCs, and experiments with styles, as in “o desenho vai ter 5 visualizações apenas mas pelo menos eu desenhei #ele” and “realisticamente uma cicatriz ficaria como numa pele cinza azulada”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like “esse boss do dottore eh mt dificil de lutar contra qnd voce so ta usando uma mao,, ” and “maturing e ai a pessoa tem um cérebro tao liso…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and fondness for characters and people, as in “meu amor te amo mais que o infinito” and the bio asking tarot about Capitano returning.
- Reflective: Thinks about life choices and outcomes, for example “ja raciocinei e pensei em todas as possibilidades possíveis…” and reflecting on old notebooks in “vi uns cadernos de 2020 antes da pandemia…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Frequently devalues their own efforts, as in “imagina voce dedicar sua vida toda a aprender a desenhar… e no final voce nao consegue nem passar em artes” and “notas galera oq voces achao eu deleto a minha conta de arte sim ou sim”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses despair about the future, e.g. “eu devia ter me matado mesmo quando eu completei 11 anos de verdade arte nao da futuro pq q eu foquei nisso” and “eu vou ter q fazer curso de design primeiro mesmo puta merda eu odeio viver”.
- Anxious: Shows strong anxiety about performance and outcomes, like “eu tenho ansiedade estou me cagando de medo” and “melhorando o desenho pra nao explodir de ansiedade pra nota do cunem”.
- Obsessive: Fixates heavily on Capitano and related topics, acknowledging it in “eu nao consigo de verdade eu tento ficar um dia sem falar do capitano e eu nao consigo” and repeatedly asking about his return in multiple tweets.
- Catastrophic: Tends to assume the worst‑case scenario about exams and future, as in “ja raciocinei e pensei em todas as possibilidades possíveis e percebi que eu realmente nao passo ao menos q um milagre aconteça” and “nao vou nem falar pros meus pais se eu passei ou nao ...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: highly emotional, introspective, and creative, with big ambitions that often clash with self-doubt. Like Lisa obsessing over grades and future prospects, they fixate on exams and cutoffs, saying things like “imagina voce dedicar sua vida toda a aprender a desenhar… e no final voce nao consegue nem passar em artes” and “posicao 1362 de 60 vagas .”. Their artistic side and perfectionism show through their drawing anxiety and account doubts, as in “notas galera oq voces achao eu deleto a minha conta de arte sim ou sim” and “o desenho vai ter 5 visualizações apenas mas pelo menos eu desenhei #ele e isso pra mim vale mais q mil curtidas (eu tenho ansiedade estou me cagando de medo)”. They also display Lisa-like intense fandom and idealism, hyperfixating on fictional men and narratives, for example “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA” and “shadowheart… eu to a um ponto de trocar o astarion pra gente viver um enemies to lovers”. Underneath the drama and humor, there’s a sensitive, romantic, slightly overthinking person who cares intensely about their passions and future, which is very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk far more about inner experiences (anxiety, obsessions, games, art) than social life, and even big moments are framed inwardly, like “imagina voce dedicar sua vida toda a aprender a desenhar… e no final voce nao consegue nem passar em artes” and “vi a lua hj dps de dias e eu genuinamente chorei pq eu tava com saudades dela…”. Their thinking is highly conceptual and speculative, pointing to Intuition (N): they obsess over possibilities and symbolism, such as “eu vou conseguir o capitano c6 com 500 tiros… ele vai criar senciência e mudar os codigos pra eu ganhar os 50/50” and elaborate headcanons about characters like “o quao ruim deve ter sido o divorcio do neuvi e do zhongli…”. They are strongly Feeling (F): emotions clearly drive their worldview, from intense self-worth swings (“eu devia ter me matado mesmo quando eu completei 11 anos… arte nao da futuro”) to romantic, idealized attachment to fictional characters (“meu amor te amo mais que o infinito” and “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA”). Their style is scattered, reactive, and improvisational rather than structured, reflecting Perceiving (P): they constantly change plans and fixations, like agonizing over builds and teams (“a bina consegue usar 3 sets de artefatos… e eu to mt indeciso meu deus”) and considering new Baldur’s Gate saves on a whim (“pensando mt em fazer um novo save mas sendo durge e sendo uma pessoa boa mesmo assim”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, imaginative fantasy focus, and a flexible, unstructured approach to life—they most closely match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re planning to have two boyfriends and dress them like twins… can I apply to be the DLC character who third-wheels, farms Bina’s artifacts with you, and still gets matching outfits?
- You said your next glasses are going to be ‘cunty Bayonetta’—if you show up wearing those, I promise I’ll fail every perception check in Baldur’s Gate 3 because my focus stat will be entirely on you.
- You cried because you missed the moon, you’re saving primos for Capitano C6, and you’re farming three different sets for Columbina—honestly, anyone who loves that intensely? That’s exactly the kind of person I’d risk my 50/50 heart rate for.
- You compared yourself to Gojo losing Suguru when you talk about Capitano… if I show up in long black hair and a suit, do I at least get a chance to be the ‘beautiful husband’ you pull in real life, no pity required?
- You joked you should’ve given up on art when you were 11, but you still draw, redesign Capitano’s scars, and post your work even while anxious—how about I become your personal crow-horse-knight hybrid: I hype every piece you make and never let you forget how absurdly cool your brain actually is.
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Your new Twitter bio
Art + games + a tiny moon obsession. Once cried over seeing the moon again and still saving primos like it’s a full-time job.– @ilcapithrain
Your signature cocktail
Capitano’s Twin-Blade Moon Tears
This cocktail is electric and dramatic, just like their timeline swinging from crying over the moon “vi a lua hj dps de dias e eu genuinamente chorei pq eu tava com saudades dela…” to cackling chaos “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Blue curaçao matches their dreamy, slightly unhinged celestial vibe and the “mosquitinho azul” self-deprecation “amor voce me amaria mesmo se eu virasse um mosquitinho azul q voa?”. An espresso shot captures the hyperfixation grind of farming and theorycrafting for Bina and other characters “to farmando pelo menos uns 3 set de artefato pra bina💞”. Sparkling lychee soda keeps it playful and sweet, like dressing two boyfriends as twins “me when i have two boyfriends and dress them like twins”. A black vodka float is the dark, obsessive Capitano devotion and angst “eu nao consigo de verdade eu tento ficar um dia sem falar do capitano e eu nao consigo”, and the edible silver glitter rim nods to their dramatic, witchy, tarot-bait bio and their conviction that fate (and gacha) will bend for them “eu vou conseguir o capitano c6 com 500 tiros eu vou pq meu coracao eh puro e ele vai criar senciência e mudar os codigos pra eu ganhar os 50/50 #por #mim”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their core traits point most strongly to Ravenclaw, centered on creativity, analysis, and a compulsive need to mentally pick things apart. They constantly examine mechanics and details in games – for example, fine‑tuning builds and artifacts in Genshin (“a bina consegue usar 3 sets de artefatos e isso depende do que voce quer e eu to mt indeciso meu deus”) and noticing subtle model changes (“impressao minha ou o modelo do capitano na nova quest a cabeca ta menor?”). There’s a strong creative drive and self-critique around art and design, such as stressing over an art account and refining drawings (“# melhorando o desenho pra nao explodir de ansiedade pra nota do cunem”, “notas galera oq voces achao eu deleto a minha conta de arte sim ou sim”). Their approach to Baldur’s Gate is deeply exploratory and narrative-focused, wanting to replay with different moral routes and character concepts (“pensando mt em fazer um novo save mas sendo durge e sendo uma pessoa boa mesmo assim”, “eu sinto q eu to a um mes no ato um de baldurs e isso ta me matando pq eu sempre exploro e acho mais coisa pra fazer”). Although there’s Slytherin-style ambition (wanting C6 Capitano: “eu vou conseguir o capitano c6 com 500 tiros eu vou pq meu coracao eh puro”) and strong Gryffindor emotions, the dominant pattern is intellectualized obsession, meta-analysis, and creative worldbuilding—classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
obsessed - olivia rodrigo
A fitting song for them is “obsessed” by Olivia Rodrigo, because so much of their online presence revolves around intense fixation, yearning, and a slightly unhinged sense of devotion. They constantly orbit one central figure, the Capitano from Genshin, begging for his return and treating every hint of him as life-or-death, like in “POR FAVOR QUE SEJA CONFIRMACAO DELE VOTLANDO EU NAO AGUNETO MAIS SER SO COISA LEMBRANDO DELE😭😭😭😭” and “PUTA Q PARIU BEM VINDO DE VOLTA CAPITANO EU WSWNTI MT SUA FALTA😭😭😭”. The song’s theme of being self-aware about how crazy you sound while still leaning into that obsession mirrors the way they joke about their own fixation, like “eu nao consigo de verdade eu tento ficar um dia sem falar do capitano e eu nao consigo me desculpa galera”. The dramatic, heart-on-sleeve tone of the lyrics fits their melodramatic, hyper-emotional tweeting style, from tarot in their bio to posts like “me sinto como o gojo deve ser sentir com o suguru qnd eu vejo o capitano”. Overall, “obsessed” captures their blend of fandom intensity, romantic delusion, and playful self-awareness.
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