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The user’s chaotic, impulsive posting style and constant quest for new obsessions mirrors Bart Simpson’s mischievous energy. Tweets like 'Help, ik ben in een pinkstergemeente.' and 'Waarom is het leven zo ruk?' show a rebellious, 'I don’t care' attitude similar to Bart’s defiance of authority. The frequent religious references such as 'Noem me een ketter, maar gnostiek is best interessant.' and anarchic humor echo Bart’s teasing of institutions like school or church. Their left‑wing political jokes, for example 'Ik ben lid van de PvdA. Partij van de Anime', reflect Bart’s tendency to mock adult norms and the status‑quo. Finally, the user’s endless hyper‑fixations, e.g., 'Ik heb een nieuwe hyperfixatie. Gregg Shorthand.', are reminiscent of Bart’s ever‑changing schemes and hobbies.

Your MBTI personality Type
They often post self‑focused updates and ask for help in a quiet, personal way, e.g., "Help, ik ben in Ede." which suggests they draw energy from inner thoughts rather than seeking constant social interaction. Their tweets are packed with concrete, sensory details like "Kat [picture]" and "Ik heb net een neuspiercing en een helix laten zetten!" showing a preference for tangible information. They frequently express personal emotions and values, for instance "Het leven is echt zo goed hé. Eindelijk een keer een goede date gehad..." and "Ik ben een beetje boos," indicating decisions guided by feelings. The stream of spontaneous, suggestion‑seeking posts such as "Hebben mensen suggesties voor wat ik als bannen moet nemen?" and the ever‑changing hyperfixations (e.g., "ik heb een nieuwe hyperfixatie. Gregg Shorthand.") reveal a flexible, adaptable lifestyle. These traits combine to match the ISFP profile – introverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving – an artistic, value‑driven individual who lives in the present.

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Dutch train rider with my cat Kat as co-pilot, exploring old instruments, building languages, and sharing quirky hyperfixations.– @ilja91235373

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The base of Dutch Jenever ties to Ilja’s Dutch roots and his frequent train‑talk, like "Ik ben in Ede" and "Ik zit in de Titus Brandsma trein". St. Germain evokes his fascination with saints and liturgy, echoed in "Een katholieke mis is eigenlijk een musical" and his purchase of a St. Willibrord icon. Ouzo references his "Autistische obsessie van deze komende paar weken: oude muziek instrumenten. Specifiek de Baglamas" while the blue Curaçao nods to his love for the IKEA Blåhaj shark and his "Help, ik ben in een pinkstergemeente" vibe. A splash of Campari adds the bitter edge of his left‑wing politics, seen in "Ik ben lid van de PvdA" and "AIVD waarschuwt: extreemrechts voedt denkbeelden". Finally, a red‑fruit garnish honors his "ALL HAIL THE GREAT RED PANDA" tweet, completing a drink as eclectic and colorful as his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently shows a deep curiosity and love of learning, for example they ask "Heeft iemand tips of ervaring met het creëren van een taal?" and share a new intellectual hobby with "ik heb een nieuwe hyperfixatie. Gregg Shorthand..." They also explore niche cultural interests like "Autistische obsessie van deze komende paar weken: oude muziek instrumenten. Specifiek de Baglamas" and want to create a radio that plays Gregorian chants, indicating a drive for knowledge and creativity. Their frequent requests for advice on language creation, musical instruments, and historical topics demonstrate a priority on wisdom and wit, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw values. While they also display ambition, the dominant trait across the tweets is intellectual curiosity, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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Bohemian Rhapsody's wildly shifting sections mirror Ilja's eclectic timeline, jumping from religious musings like "Noem me een ketter, maar gnostiek is best interessant." to tech‑obsessions such as "Autistische obsessie … Baglamas." The operatic middle of the song resonates with Ilja's love for "gregoriaanse gezangen" and his wish for a "radio … met gregoriaanse gezangen." Its self‑deprecating lyric "I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy" aligns with his humor in "Waarom is mijn bed nog niet communistisch?" and the existential sigh "Waarom is het leven zo ruk?" The song’s refrain "anyway the wind blows" captures his frequent random shifts, like "Help, ik ben in Ede" and "Ik zit helaas niet in de Titus Brandsma trein :(".

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