Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: She enjoys community events, like getting ready for the “bloco do silva” with friends.
- Passionate Reader: She is a dedicated fanfiction consumer, specifically within the “AO3” and Heated Rivalry fandoms.
- Professional Humor: She can find the irony in work mistakes, such as accidentally calling a colleague “Besty” instead of Betsy.
- Family Oriented: She maintains close ties with her sister and values their “beautiful” way of communicating during calls.
- Culturally Engaged: She appreciates cinema and arts, planning nights to watch “a pior pessoa do mundo” while drinking wine.
Weaknesses:
- Low Stress Tolerance: Work meetings cause her physical distress, resulting in a “headache” and a desire to be freed.
- Procrastination: She admits to reading fanfiction when she “should be preparing” for a meeting starting in ten minutes.
- Workplace Dissatisfaction: She expresses a strong distaste for her duties, explicitly stating she “hates” giving onboarding sessions.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: She frequently uses extreme language, such as saying “vou me matar” over minor inconveniences or news.
- Poor Domestic Planning: She failed to check her fuel levels before cooking, discovering the “gas ran out” two hours after putting food in the oven.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Nata reflects a modern, world-weary version of Lisa Simpson, blending high-functioning professional anxiety with a deep devotion to niche fan culture. Like Lisa, she is often exasperated by those around her, such as when she tweets about her boss “me perturbando no teams meu deus mulher vai dormir” or her sister-in-law's lack of household etiquette. Her intense hyper-fixations on literature and media, specifically the Heated Rivalry series, mirror Lisa’s scholarly passion, as seen when she admits being “so deep into the lore my timeline is half in russian”. Despite her intelligence, she is prone to dramatic existential dread, perfectly captured by her bio and the exclamation “legal vou me matar”. Ultimately, she shares Lisa’s habit of being the observant, slightly cynical intellectual in the room who still finds beauty in small, chaotic family moments.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Nata displays Extroversion (E) through her expressive social energy, sharing personal moments like “making my friends watch” a show at a restaurant. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her deep dives into fictional worlds and fan culture, such as being “so deep into the Heated Rivalry lore” and identifying abstract “similarities between J Quinn and George.” She leans toward Feeling (F), using highly emotive language and physical reactions, noting a “visceral physical reaction” to media and frequent emotional outbursts. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous, often chaotic lifestyle, like “reading fanfics” when she should be preparing for meetings or dealing with the comic disaster of the “gas running out” while cooking.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the AO3 servers? Because every time you’re down, I feel like my life is missing its best plot line.
- If we were in the 'Heated Rivalry' universe, I’d skip the 20-day slow burn and just make my move at the rink tonight.
- I’d never let your gas run out on Christmas—I promise to keep the sparks flying and the chester roasting all night long.
- You can call me 'Besty' instead of Betsy anytime; I promise I won't let the autocorrect ruin our visceral connection.
- I may not be a jar of picles, but I’d love to be the snack you choose to spend every afternoon with.
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Your new Twitter bio
HR professional by day, AO3 enthusiast by night. Catch me accidentally emailing 'Besty' or thriving in the Heated Rivalry lore. Pro-picles and anti-early meetings.– @illbeyourfool__
Your signature cocktail
The Besty Disaster Relief
This drink captures Nata's life in São Paulo, where she balances corporate chaos with fanfic obsession. The pickle brine honors her snacking habits where “às vezes meu lanche da tarde é três ou quatro picles”, while the bitter aperitivo reflects her “sentimento de desgraça iminente” and work stress after a meeting that gave her “dor de cabeça alguém corte minhas amarras”. The vodka nod to Heated Rivalry celebrates her being “so deep into the lore my timeline is half in russian”. Finally, the sparkling float is for the 'wins' and her love for the “olhinho dele quando o pike da o beijinho”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nata demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and a flair for the dramatic, often expressing her frustrations with work and family in a witty, slightly cynical manner characteristic of the house. She is highly ambitious and resourceful in her professional life, admitting that “toda vez q alguém me chama pra fazer entrevista no LinkedIn pq gostou do meu perfil eu fico me achando” and showing a clear focus on career status. Her obsession with the Heated Rivalry series, noting she is “so deep into the Heated Rivalry lore my timeline is half in russian”, reflects a Slytherin’s intensity and fascination with power dynamics and competition. Furthermore, her blunt bio 'bad news first, always' and her sharp reaction to a boss disturbing her from a different time zone—“minha chefe ja me perturbando no teams meu deus mulher vai dormir porra”—show a preference for directness and a protective stance over her own boundaries and time.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
Nata embodies the melodramatic and self-deprecating spirit of Lorde's Liability, often reacting to life's inconveniences with hyperbolic humor like “legal vou me matar”. Her feed is a mix of deep fandom obsession and workplace exhaustion, such as when she describes a “reação física visceral agora vendo o j quinn”. The song’s theme of being 'too much' for others resonates with her humorous complaints about her boss “me perturbando no teams” or her sister’s habit of clarifying “não aconteceu nada ngm morreu” whenever they speak. Ultimately, her bio “bad news first, always” and her tendency to find a “sentimento de desgraça iminente” in everyday life make this moody, introspective pop ballad the perfect match.
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