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Your Simpsons character
The user’s irreverent humor and penchant for mischief align perfectly with Bart Simpson. Bart’s sarcastic antics, like writing on the chalkboard, mirror tweets such as 'Tanning my balls in the Michael wave.' Both share a rebellious streak and an ability to poke fun at societal norms, as seen in the tweet 'Imagine being a grown ass human being and wearing a beanie.'

Your MBTI personality Type
The user embodies ENTP traits: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in tweets like 'Your boy bought 5 Canadian models champagne tonight.' Intuition shines in his quick observations, such as 'You can’t really blame the Berkeley kids for their student section behavior.' His thinking side critiques societal norms, as seen in 'Maybe unpopular opinion but if you were not making snide remarks ... you were part of the problem.' Finally, his perceiving trait is reflected in his spontaneous humor and indulgent lifestyle.

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Sarcastic internet philosopher | Amateur BC ball knower | Schnitzel and goulash connoisseur | Cayman Islands resident navigating life one absurd tweet at a time | DM me for satire.– @illiquid_cap

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This cocktail reflects the user's personality—simple yet sharp, with a hint of indulgence. The Diet Coke base nods to his tweet 'I should probably make stop drinking Diet Coke my New Year’s resolution.' Dark rum adds a touch of extravagance, matching tweets like 'Your boy bought 5 Canadian models champagne tonight.' Bitters and lime capture his sarcastic edge and zest for life.

Your Hogwarts House
The user fits Slytherin due to his cunning, ambition, and sharp wit. His tweet 'Your boy bought 5 Canadian models champagne tonight with no intention of closing on any of them' showcases a playful, strategic nature. His commentary on societal issues, like 'Maybe unpopular opinion but if you were not making snide remarks ... you were part of the problem,' reflects a bold and unapologetic attitude. While he may not be conventionally 'evil,' his irreverence and ambition align with Slytherin traits.

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This song’s playful arrogance and humor match the user’s personality. His tweet 'Your boy bought 5 Canadian models champagne tonight with no intention of closing on any of them' reflects the song's cheeky confidence. The absurd humor in 'Tanning my balls in the Michael wave' also aligns with the song’s over-the-top vibe.

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