Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of jealousy, affection, and insecurity, like in “i'm going to burst out of jealousy someone had a puppyoomf @ in their bio saying 'my puppy' DIE.” and “i just want to know i'm cared for.”
- Affectionate caring: Shows warmth toward others, e.g. “i love you i love all the gorgeous art i get MWAH MWAH <333” and “i have a special place in my heart for my trans oomfs. especially the ones that aren't transitioned. i love you like i wish i could love myself”
- Community oriented: Enjoys interaction and building connections, shown by “i love interactive oomfs. there is no oomf i find annoying.” and repeated interaction baits like “nighttime interaction bait before i sleep. do it idc who you are”
- Playful humorous: Uses playful self-presentation and jokes, e.g. “i'm just a ladies man. and a man's man ? or a persons man.” and “heh.. WOAH ladies.. calm down”
- Supportive validating: Defends marginalized experiences and others’ struggles, as in “'ARFID isn't an eating disorder.' get out” and respecting triggers in “i personally don't want to interact with them due to being assaulted so they trigger me, but i've learned to just leave them alone and not gaf.”
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses intent to harm themselves, such as “i need to kms on valentine's day but i need to wait for greece and tomodachi life ugh” and “i think dying is my only option”
- Self-harming: Frequently references cutting and injuries, e.g. “cons of cutting on the back of your thigh ?”, “tell me what to carve into my skin i need ideas”, and “my cut is mega infected ‼️”
- Body-obsessed: Shows extreme preoccupation with weight and restriction, like “i'm going to weigh myself in 2 hours if i'm over 89 i'm fasting”, “can you guys give me foods to avoid in february ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ?? i'm going on a vacay in march and i CANNOT be this far from my gw”, and “i'm so fat jesus dude”
- Validation-dependent: Relies heavily on external reassurance, as seen in “you guys don't hate me right”, “i just want to know i'm cared for.”, and “whose willing to reassure me im a pretty boy instead of a girl ?”
- Relationship-preoccupied: Fixates on croomfs, favorites, and romantic attention, e.g. “croomf doesn't like me back (i think) so you're ALL my croomfs.”, “i like attention i like being someone's favorite i wanna KNOW im your favorite.”, and “being asexual makes me feel like i'll never be wanted romantically”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely emotional, self-reflective, and often feels isolated or misunderstood despite wanting deep connection. This user craves reassurance and specialness, saying things like “i like attention i like being someone's favorite i wanna KNOW im your favorite.” and “i just want to know i'm cared for.”, which mirrors Lisa’s need to feel valued and seen. They overthink others’ opinions and fear being disliked, as in “i think there's 2 oomfs that don't like me and/or find me annoying..” and “you guys don't hate me right”, similar to Lisa’s anxiety about social rejection. There’s also a strong moral/emotional intensity and sensitivity, from trauma mentions and chronic pain to statements like “i think dying is my only option”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel things very deeply, even to despair. Finally, their niche interests and identity exploration (gaming, gender, being ‘puppyoomf’, and complex inner monologue) echo Lisa’s mix of specificity and introspective, sometimes lonely, inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) because their social focus is mostly online parasocial/one‑on‑one style connection, and they’re anxious about initiating or being disliked: “no, i won't dm you first. but i really want to talk to you.” and “you guys don't hate me right”. Their tweets are filled with imaginative, symbolic, and fandom‑heavy content rather than concrete, practical detail, pointing to Intuition (N), like “how it feels trying to figure out if it's flirting or not”, the repeated “croomf” concept, and Tomodachi Life/Skyrim fantasy scenarios such as “i'm gonna make me and croomf get married on tomodachi life i DONT play about him.”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over logic: they center emotional validation and relationships—“i like attention i like being someone's favorite i wanna KNOW im your favorite.” and “i just want to know i'm cared for.”—and react intensely to perceived rejection, like “this one sided friendship is actually killing me”. Their lifestyle and tone look more Perceiving (P) than structured: they oscillate, self‑sabotage, and make reactive decisions (e.g., “i'm going to weigh myself in 2 hours if i'm over 89 i'm fasting” and “why don't ODs work for me dude wtf”) rather than planning carefully or sticking to stable routines. The combination of intense inner emotional life, fantasy/parasocial focus, sensitivity to being wanted, and a somewhat chaotic, non‑structured approach to life fits INFP better than adjacent types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling yourself a ‘lovesick puppy’ and getting giddy when oomf calls you puppy… so if I put ‘my puppy’ in my bio, do I get you, or do I have to beat Tomodachi Life to unlock that route?
- You said you’re restarting your island and came back to Cicero and Dr. House having a baby—be honest, if we were Miis, wouldn’t you make us get married before they even finished arguing about ethics?
- You’re 88lbs, a pretty boy, a Skyrim enjoyer, a sans fanboy, and obsessed with ‘croomf’—at this point I’m not sure if I want to romance you, adopt you as my puppy, or put you on my favorite-character shrine.
- You said you’re free on February 14th and joked about a mass cutting circle… how about we replace that with a mass Tomodachi Life session, Skyrim rambling, and me reminding you every hour that you’re absolutely someone’s favorite—specifically mine.
- You overthink if oomfs hate you, you love petnames like ‘puppy’ and ‘angel,’ and you get jealous over other people’s puppyoomfs—so let’s fix that: you be my official puppy, I’ll be your favoriteoomf, and we can both stop pretending it’s ‘just interaction bait.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Yashiro | 17 | he/him | Skyrim enjoyer, tomodachi life matchmaker & puppy nickname enthusiast. Here for art, chats, and overthinking timelines.– @illnevercome
Your signature cocktail
Lovesick Puppy Fizz
The double shot of overproof rum channels their intense, chaotic energy and self-destructive streak, echoing posts like “i think dying is my only option” and “why don't ODs work for me dude wtf”. Pink grapefruit soda with rose syrup mirrors their soft, romantic, puppyish side and craving for affection, from “i'm a lovesick puppy” to “i genuinely love the nickname puppy. in a romantic or platonic sense i LOVEEE being called puppy or angel”. A dash of black coffee adds bitterness for jealousy and resentment, as in “i hate happy couples die” and “i'm going to burst out of jealousy someone had a puppyoomf @ in their bio saying 'my puppy' DIE.”. The squeeze of lime represents sharp insecurity and self-criticism, tied to “i'm so fat jesus dude” and “you guys don't hate me right”. Finally, edible glitter or a sugar rim captures their need for interaction, validation, and being someone’s favorite, shimmering like “i like attention i like being someone's favorite i wanna KNOW im your favorite.” and their constant interaction bait like “you know i love interaction bait...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is a craving for connection, reassurance, and mutual care, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty and belonging. They repeatedly center their relationships and how much they value others, saying things like “i just want to know i'm cared for.”, “i love interactive oomfs. there is no oomf i find annoying.”, and “i like attention i like being someone's favorite i wanna KNOW im your favorite.”. Despite intense self-hatred and pain, they show warmth and protective affection toward others, e.g. “i have a special place in my heart for my trans oomfs. especially the ones that aren't transitioned. i love you like i wish i could love myself” and “i love you i love all the gorgeous art i get MWAH MWAH <333”. Even their jealousy and clinginess (“i'm to clingy for my own good” and “possessive over oomf like a dog”) come from a desperate need for reciprocal loyalty rather than ambition, intellectualism, or glory. While there are flashes of dark humor and self-destruction, their emotional core is about wanting to be a devoted “puppy” to their people and to be someone’s cherished favorite, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle by MARINA fits them best because it captures a dark, dramatic teenage loneliness mixed with a craving for validation and romantic attention. They constantly express feeling unwanted or insecure, like when they say “i think dying is my only option” and “but what if they don't like me.”, echoing the song’s themes of despair and self-worth. Their fixation on being someone’s favorite and needing reassurance – “i like attention i like being someone's favorite i wanna KNOW im your favorite.” and “i just want to know i'm cared for.” – mirrors the song’s yearning for love and significance. The romanticized pain and self-destructive edge, like “who wants to do a mass cutting circle on valentine's day ?” and “i need to kms on valentine's day but i need to wait for greece and tomodachi life ugh”, align with the fatalistic, melodramatic tone of the lyrics. Even their bio framing this as their “everyday teenage life” and their obsession with crushes and being “puppyoomf” fit the song’s portrait of a troubled, love-hungry teen trying to make sense of their hurt.
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