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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately passionate and loyal. Their timeline is full of shitposting and edgy jokes, like the fake culture-war bit “If there’s so many genders, then why can’t my nether identify as a fastion? 🤣 Checkmate libs!!” and over-the-top dramatics such as “im fucking killing myself all my friends hate me”, which fits Bart’s flair for exaggeration and dark humor. They also thrive on competition and mischief, flexing ranked achievements and clips like “got a sub9 with divorced triple and i may have just made the greatest thumbnail ever” and posting things like “Like this tweet to kill @ogsmeks 1000 times”, echoing Bart’s prankster energy. At the same time, there’s real heart and sincerity under the jokes: they celebrate their journey and community in tweets like “2025 was such an incredible year, I’m so happy with what I’ve accomplished in mcsr… So excited to see what 2026 has in store.”, mirroring Bart’s hidden softness and loyalty to his friends and passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they openly share emotions, jokes, and community drama, and enjoy public interaction, e.g. celebrating milestones like “wtf 200 is fucking crazy my tail is wagging so hard” and posting their Twitch lives such as “Live playing ranked until bridge quals”. Their humor and interests lean toward Intuition (N) rather than concrete Sensing: they make playful, conceptual jokes like “If there’s so many genders, then why can’t my nether identify as a fastion? 🤣 Checkmate libs!!” and meta commentary about community dynamics such as “its insane this became drama😭 There is literally 0 of anything to get mad at. classic mc comm”. They read as Feeling (F) over Thinking in how emotionally expressive and values-driven they are, with intense mood posts like “im fucking killing myself all my friends hate me” and strong stances on social issues like calling out transphobia in “This 97 year old washed up speedrunner still serves his transphobia the old fashioned way”. Their lifestyle and language suggest Perceiving (P): they embrace chaos, last‑minute grind, and spontaneity—complaining about ranked swings such as “every day i log on ranked i get edged and then slapped in the face fmsml” while still setting flexible, aspirational goals like “2026 goals 2000 peak 1700+ consistently sub12 average sub8 ranked sub10 rsg play in at least one event grow a tail”. Overall, the combination of high social engagement, playful abstract humor, emotional intensity, and loose planning is most consistent with ENFP.

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Canadian MCSR grinder. 10B cobble, 1751 peak, sub9 enjoyer. Once choked a run so hard I made a YouTube thumbnail instead. she/they/he– @IlovCobblestone

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The Smoky mezcal base is all about that grind-heavy, slightly unhinged cobblecore vibe—10B cobble, endless ranked, and tweets like “Being stuck in 1300 is the most depressing human experience” and “played 40 ranked games today never felt better in my life” demand something strong and persistent. An espresso shot captures their cracked late-night, Elo-brain energy, powering sessions that lead to highs like “1700 is fucking crazy, 1800 tho,,,, that would be even crazier 👀”. Spicy chili-honey syrup is for their mix of kindness and bite: they’re openly queer and supportive (“Shout out all my they them out there”) but also tweet menace like “Like this tweet to kill @ogsmeks 1000 times”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their playful, absurd humor and online chaos, from “I #love #yogurt” to “thank youj for 1 billion folllowers”. Finally, a foamed oat milk topper softens everything, representing the vulnerable, sincere side behind the grind—hopeful posts like “2025 was such an incredible year, I’m so happy with what I’ve accomplished in mcsr.” and future-looking goals in “2026 goals 2000 peak 1700+ consistently sub12 average sub8 ranked sub10 rsg play in at least one event grow a tail” give the drink a creamy, optimistic finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Their profile shows intense ambition and competitiveness, especially around MCSR elo and goals. They set clear, results-focused targets like “2026 goals 2000 peak 1700+ consistently sub12 average sub8 ranked sub10 rsg play in at least one event grow a tail” and celebrate major milestones like “1700 is fucking crazy, 1800 tho,,,, that would be even crazier 👀” and “This is one of the happiest moments I have ever had playing minecraft.”. There’s also a sharp, confrontational edge to how they handle conflict and drama, for example “its insane this became drama😭 There is literally 0 of anything to get mad at. classic mc comm” and the sarcastic dunking in “really owned them with this one”. Their willingness to lean into dark humor and provocation, like “racism% wr” and “Like this tweet to kill @ogsmeks 1000 times”, points more to Slytherin’s edgy, boundary-pushing side than to Gryffindor-style nobility or Hufflepuff warmth. At the same time, they are clearly strategic about improvement and results, as seen in their detailed session breakdowns like “Session breakdown: Diamond 2 New Peak 2 Sub10s +197 Elo Sub13 avg TAS”, which fits Slytherin’s calculated drive and self-optimization more than Ravenclaw’s more abstract love of knowledge.

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The song brutal fits them because it captures chaotic, self-deprecating confidence and online-posting brainrot, which matches tweets like “everybody wanna be me” and “thank youj for 1 billion folllowers”. The track’s theme of being hyper-invested in something and still feeling like it’s never enough mirrors their grindy yet frustrated MCSR arc, shown in posts such as “Being stuck in 1300 is the most depressing human experience” and “choked sub8 my life is meaningless”. Their sense of humor and dramatic flair also line up with the song’s loud, sarcastic tone, like “Mcci is so fucking bad it’s impressive how is anything on this server real” and “i beat my elo addiction”. At the same time, there’s a real emotional undercurrent behind the jokes, hinted at in tweets like “worst day of my fucking life” and “im fucking killing myself all my friends hate me”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and vulnerability. Overall, brutal captures their blend of online chaos, competitive obsession, and genuine feeling better than almost any other well-known track.

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