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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of political passion, moral outrage, and vulnerability matches Lisa Simpson most closely. Lisa is outspoken about injustice; this user repeatedly calls out systemic issues and abuses, like in “A white man will get no prison time or any legal punishment for raping and almost killing 3 girls” and “if you buy a Tesla then you support white supremacy”. They’re also intensely critical of powerful people and institutions, echoing Lisa’s distrust of authority, seen in posts such as “REMEMBER ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED” and “People questioning this but yall remember the president is a pedophile”. At the same time, they show loneliness and emotional depth, like “I’m so fucking pathetic and lonely” and “I just want to feel like I can really love somebody again”, which mirrors Lisa’s recurring feelings of isolation despite her strong ideals. Even their creative/artsy side, visible in posts like “Hi guys art”, fits Lisa’s introspective, expressive nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they post often, a lot of tweets center on loneliness, inner feelings and longing rather than in-person socializing, e.g. “I’m so fucking pathetic and lonely”, “Hello I’m singek and very lonely hi 🙂”, and “I just want to feel like I can really love somebody again”. They seem Intuitive (N) because they focus on broader meanings, systems and moral implications rather than concrete details, as in politically and ethically loaded statements like “if you buy a Tesla then you support white supremacy” and connecting personal experiences to bigger narratives, e.g. “2nd amendment until it’s the people they don’t like for a particular reason”. Their reasoning is heavily value-driven, so Feeling (F) fits: they center harm, injustice, and personal hurt more than cold logic, as with “I’m so tired of seeing watered down ai slop memes of shitty horrible people, these people and their crimes ARE NOT SOMETHING TO BE JOKED ABOUT” and moral outrage in “A white man will get no prison time or any legal punishment for raping and almost killing 3 girls”. Their tone is blunt, but it’s in defense of values and people, not detached analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their timeline feels spontaneous and reactive rather than structured—jumping from politics to memes to art to personal venting, e.g. posting sudden emotional contemplations like “it’s either I can try to go back, or something comes, something by changes, I’m left here, with my thoughts and I always end up thinking about you” alongside off-the-cuff reactions like “LIMP BIZKIT MENTIONED”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, strong moral stances (Free Palestine, LGBTQ rights, calling out alleged abusers), and expressive but inward-focused posting best matches INFP.

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15 | he/him | Nu-metal addict, Deltarune enjoyer, Roblox horror sketcher. Occasionally yelling about politics, mostly here to overthink and make art.– @ILOVEBIZKITS

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This cocktail is loud, messy, and a little hurt inside—just like someone who tweets “I’m so fucking pathetic and lonely” and then turns around to yell about nu metal and politics. Spiced dark rum brings the heavy, chaotic energy of Limp Bizkit and Korn, matching tweets like “I’m Fred durst from limp bizkit, from the band limp bizkit, check out my song break stuff”. Sour cherry juice is the heartbreak and obsession with past relationships and trust, echoing posts like “Even though you really hurt me, sometimes I imagine or I guess, fantasize ways we can make this work”. An espresso shot matches their hyper, fired-up rants about injustice, from “FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸” in the bio to calling out abuse in tweets like “say it, CHILD PORN. WAS IN HIS FILES.”. The smoked salt rim reflects the bitterness and edge when they drag people—like “Try not to call somebody reasonably calling out your shit a bitch challenge”—while the splash of sparkling lemonade is their soft, goofy side, visible in self-conscious posts like “am i cute guys” and “hi” art tweets that show they still want connection.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a Gryffindor-style bravery and willingness to confront wrongdoing head-on, especially around politics and abuse. They bluntly call out powerful figures and institutions, e.g. “Donald trump: rapes children but everybody on the right turns a blind eye”, “The US president is in the Epstein files”, and “REMEMBER ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED”, which shows moral courage and a readiness to challenge authority. They are equally outspoken on social justice, posting “FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸” in their bio and tweets like “A white man will get no prison time or any legal punishment for raping and almost killing 3 girls” and “we all know the solution but they wanna keep their pretty guns”, prioritizing what they see as moral duty over being liked. Their tone is impulsive and emotionally intense, such as “I’m so fucking pathetic and lonely” and “Bro I’m bout to make this move if something don’t change”, reflecting the passionate, sometimes volatile emotional life typical of Gryffindors rather than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin. Even in fandom and interpersonal drama, they rush to defend victims and call out perceived hypocrisy, as in “say it, CHILD PORN. WAS IN HIS FILES.” and “Try not to call somebody reasonably calling out your shit a bitch challenge”, showing a strong justice instinct and readiness to fight. While they have creativity and emotion that could hint at other houses, the dominant throughline is courageous, confrontational advocacy and a tendency to leap into battles, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits them is Last Resort by Papa Roach. They openly struggle with loneliness and emotional pain, as seen in tweets like “I’m so fucking pathetic and lonely” and “Hello I’m singek and very lonely hi 🙂”, which resonates with the song’s themes of feeling trapped and on edge. At the same time, they have a strong nu metal identity and love bands adjacent to that scene, highlighted by their bio “I love Nu metal” and their excitement about Limp Bizkit and Korn shows. Their passionate, sometimes explosive political anger in posts like “REMEMBER ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED” and “say it, CHILD PORN. WAS IN HIS FILES.” parallels the song’s raw, cathartic outpouring. Last Resort captures both their nu metal taste and the intensity of their inner turmoil and frustration with the world.

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