Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intense Loyalty: Dedicated fan of Seele from Honkai: Star Rail, labeling himself the “Maior Stan da Seele do mundo” in his bio.
- Goal Oriented: Maintains a structured “list of priorities” for characters and light cones to optimize his gaming experience.
- Emotional Resilience: Processed the loss of his aunt with a “healthy perspective”, choosing to cherish positive memories over trauma.
- Romantic Devotion: Frequently expresses affection for his partner with posts titled “Eu e ele” and celebrates their anniversary date.
- Decisive Taste: Quick to evaluate content, providing clear “rankings and scores” for character designs and music albums.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Judgment: Uses aggressive language like “podre” or “horrível” when a character's aesthetic doesn't meet his standards.
- Oversharing Tendencies: Posts highly “explicit sexual details” about his private life on a public social media feed.
- Impulsive Speech: Admits to being “infantil” and using vulgar language when reacting to online content.
- Gatekeeping Attitude: Displays elitism regarding fan behavior, complaining that others “repeat things like parrots”.
- External Validation: Relies heavily on rating systems, frequently asking for or giving “10/10 scores” to validate his opinions.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and playful, but also oddly affectionate and loyal. Their timeline is full of crude humor and sexual exaggeration, like “Pau pica rola” and the over-the-top erotic story in “Lembro como se fosse ontem, meu daddy me fodendo gostoso…”, which fits Bart’s boundary‑pushing, immature comedic style. They’re self-aware about their childishness, as in “Eu sou MT infantil jss”, echoing Bart’s habit of owning his own immaturity. At the same time, they show real emotion and attachment—especially toward their favorite characters and people—seen in their intense stan energy for Seele and affectionate posts like “MINHA MAIN SEGUNDA FILHA 10/10”. Their mix of trolling, loud laughter (“KKKKAKAKAKKAKAKA…”), and occasional sharp commentary on others’ behavior mirrors Bart’s prankster exterior with flashes of insight and sentiment underneath.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to others, sexual oversharing and playful self‑exposure like “Lembro como se fosse ontem, meu daddy me fodendo gostoso…” and repeated “Eu e ele” selfies, which suggests someone energized by social connection and attention. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: instead of focusing on day‑to‑day concrete life, they focus on fandoms, game meta, ships and hypotheticals, e.g. “Fatos, Robin tomaria o posto se n fosse o buff da Ruan Mei com o lançamento do MC da harmonia”, showing pattern‑spotting and theory‑building about game balance rather than sensory details. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented: they evaluate characters and people in emotional, aesthetic terms (“PERFEITA 10/10”, “Mãe 10/10”, “Péssimo”) and talk openly about grief and boundaries with family in “Eu não me sinto mal por não ter visitado minha tia durante a doença…”, framing it around emotional well‑being and memories. Their tone is expressive, hyperbolic and value‑laden, often reacting with “Q ódio”, “Fofo”, “Podre”, which reflects affective judgment over detached logic. On the Perceiving side, they come off spontaneous and flexible: they change gacha plans (“Eu quase atirei no Aventy, ia me arrepender MT”), joke about being childish (“Eu sou MT infantil jss”), and their goals list for pulls is enthusiastic but not rigidly structured. Overall, the mix of high social expressiveness, imaginative fandom focus, emotional intensity, and loose, in‑the‑moment decision‑making fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re the biggest Seele stan in the world, but I’m ready to pull harder for your attention than you ever did on the Hunt banner. Guaranteed 5★ boyfriend, zero pity.
- You almost pulled for Aventurine and said you’d regret it a lot… so how about this time you ‘almost’ fall for me and actually be glad you did?
- You rated half the Honkai cast as ‘mãe’, ‘pai’ and ‘filha’, but I think we’re missing one role on your TL: ‘crush 10/10 que eu passo o dia jogando HSR e Pokémon junto’.
- You had bi panic watching that one scene and still survived; should I be flattered or worried that you haven’t had a full meltdown over me yet?
- You said Firefly is an instant skip, but I promise I’m built more like Seele’s ultimate: I show up, everything gets prettier, and suddenly I’m your new favorite button to press.
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Your new Twitter bio
Honkais, homework & too many gacha goals. Once skipped visiting an aunt to keep a good memory; still thinking about it between Seele pulls.– @Ilovecastorice
Your signature cocktail
Seele’s Bi Panic Stardust
This electric, chaotic-sweet cocktail mixes deep blues and purples for Seele with a sparkling, glittery top, just like their fangirling over their fave: “Meus favs em HSR 💫 Caminho favorito A Caça🏹 … Personagem favorito Seele💠🦋”. The blue curaçao and blackberry liqueur are the moody, obsessive stan core, inspired by their bio, “Maior Stan da Seele do mundo @ilysundayy🩷💎”, and all the “Eu e ele” / “Eu i ele” thirsting. Sparkling sake with edible glitter reflects their hyper, laughing-while-screaming energy like “KKKKAKAKAKKAKAKA KAKAKAKAKAKAKSKAKAK KAKAKAKAKAMAKAKAKAK JAJAJAJAKAKAKAKA VSFD” and the hyped-up gacha grind of “Agora que eu peguei a topaz tenho novos objetivos”. Pink guava juice nods to their soft, affectionate side and the very gay, very dramatic posts such as “Lembro como se fosse ontem, meu daddy me fodendo gostoso…” and “Pra não dizer q não te assumo”. A chili-infused syrup represents the sharp tongue and strong opinions—rating characters “Boneco feio 4/10” and calling things “Podre” or “O negócio feio horrível, podre”—while still being fun, not bitter. Finally, a cotton candy cloud garnish is their childish, playful self-awareness from “Eu sou MT infantil jss” and their love of cute things like “OS BIXINHOS Q FOFINHOS”, dissolving dramatically into the drink like a gacha ten-pull disappearing into the void.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a strong mix of sharp self‑preservation, bluntness, and intense, almost obsessive dedication to what they want—traits that align well with Slytherin. They openly admit to making emotionally self-protective choices, like not visiting their sick aunt because they didn’t want their last memory of her to be in that state, and then reflecting that they don’t feel guilty about it: “I don’t feel bad for not visiting my aunt during her illness…”. They’re also sexually bold and provocative, leaning into taboo humor and shock value, as in the explicit fantasy about their “daddy” in “Lembro como se fosse ontem, meu daddy me fodendo gostoso…”, which reflects a willingness to push boundaries and control the narrative on their own terms. Their gaming goals are strategic and prioritized—“Agora que eu peguei a topaz tenho novos objetivos Personagens 1 Aventurine 2 Huohuo Cones de luz (Em ordem de prioridade) 1 Seele 2 Topaz 3 Argenti 4 Aventurine 5 Robin…”—showing ambition and a clear sense of progression. Even when criticizing others or media, they do it with a cutting, confident edge, e.g. “O negócio feio horrível, podre” and “Batidão tropical 2 eh tão fraquinho, prefiro o 1”, which fits Slytherin’s unapologetic and discerning nature more than the softer profiles of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
The best fit is “Bad Romance” because their online persona mixes intense fandom, messy passion, and a love of the dramatic. They are obsessively devoted to their faves, especially Seele, calling her their favorite in Honkai: Star Rail and writing things like “Meus favs em HSR 💫 ... Personagem favorito Seele💠🦋”. Their timeline has a chaotic, over-the-top energy, with explicit, romantic-drama storytelling such as “Lembro como se fosse ontem, meu daddy me fodendo gostoso... eu gritando de prazer e ele me marcando com mordidas...”, which mirrors the song’s erotic and darkly romantic tone. They also combine affection and aggression in ratings and comments like “MINHA MAIN SEGUNDA FILHA 10/10” and “O negócio feio horrível, podre”, capturing the love–hate intensity in Bad Romance. Overall, their mix of stan culture, sexual openness, melodrama, and a bit of irreverent chaos aligns strongly with Lady Gaga’s theatrical, obsessive anthem.
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