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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, snarky, and always clowning on everything they touch. Like Bart, they lean into crude humor and oversharing, e.g. “im farting up a storm” and “im going to break the nearest persons head wide open if my ass doesn't stop hurting soon”. They openly roast games, systems, and people with bratty sarcasm, such as “holy shit this game thinks we are stupid little toddlers” and “omg you people have dicks so far down your throats im shocked you can breathe”. There’s also a mischievous, attention-loving streak in things like “ok time to embarrass myself publicly” and their dramatic gacha reactions, e.g. “80 pity. im so tired”. Underneath the trolling, you can see genuine enthusiasm for their interests (games, music, characters) in tweets like “time to farm artifacts for ineffa again IM SO EXCITED” and “I LOVE LESBIANS”, mirroring Bart’s loud but oddly earnest personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion: they overshare bodily stuff and embarrassment without hesitation, like “im farting up a storm” and “ok time to embarrass myself publicly when I was like ~12, I used to have a Minecraft channel called straightminecrafter…”, and want social contact, e.g. “need to join oomfs dc server and be a freak on there”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they constantly exaggerate and use hyperbolic, big-picture takes rather than grounded detail, like “holy shit this game thinks we are stupid little toddlers” and joking meta-comments such as “Fun Arknights Fact! Arknight: Endfield (2026) was supposed to be announced and released before Arknights (2019)…”. They lean Feeling in how emotionally charged and value-based their reactions are: “CHEV IS FUCKING SATANIC OH MY GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH” and “I LOVE LESBIANS” are raw emotional expressions rather than reasoned critiques, and they get heated about fairness in games, e.g. “omg you people have dicks so far down your throats im shocked you can breathe”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they bounce between games and interests (“just uninstalled zzz and wuwa #godbless”, then getting addicted to another like “im actually addicted to this did i just find out im a factory games fanatic”), complain about chaos and last-minute problems (“I just streamed for full 20 minutes before realising my mic was off”), and generally wing things rather than present as structured or planful. Taken together—highly social, expressive, big-picture, emotional, and spontaneous—ENFP best fits their online persona.

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Luke • 18 • he/him • gay | Games, arts & unhinged opinions | Once ran a Minecraft channel called “straightminecrafter” and got bullied for it– @iloveovervape

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone tweeting “im farting up a storm” and then immediately theorycrafting Genshin teams like “why is my cyno quickbloom team doing less than my yoimiya wheelchair...!”. The overproof spiced rum hits hard to match their all-caps rants like “CHEV IS FUCKING SATANIC OH MY GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH”, while the electric blue curaçao nods to their love of flashy meta and characters in games like Arknights and Genshin. Lychee liqueur keeps it a little sweet and fruity in honor of their gay, dramatic softness underneath the chaos, seen in things like “WE LOVE U DA PAN” and “I LOVE LESBIANS”. Lime juice adds sharp acidity for their cutting takes such as “omg you people have dicks so far down your throats im shocked you can breathe”. Finally, edible glitter and cracked pink pepper on top capture their influencer flair in “still gagged at this, im such an influencer yall” and the slightly spicy, unfiltered energy that runs through their entire timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Luke shows a consistently sharp, cutting way of interacting with the world that fits Slytherin’s resourcefulness and ruthless edge more than any other house. His sense of competition and min-maxing in games (complaining about suboptimal teams and builds, like in “why is my cyno quickbloom team doing less than my yoimiya wheelchair...!” and “is navia even good these days or did i waste 2 weeks of my life trying to get her set”) shows a strategic, results-driven mindset. He’s openly confrontational and unafraid to say vicious things when frustrated, as in “omg you people have dicks so far down your throats im shocked you can breathe” and “CHEV IS FUCKING SATANIC OH MY GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH”, which reflects Slytherin’s willingness to bite rather than appease. There’s a streak of dark humor and self-preservation in lines like “me controlling trade around me during a republican rally” and “im going to break the nearest persons head wide open if my ass doesn't stop hurting soon”, where he channels discomfort or annoyance into aggressive, theatrical threats. While he clearly has passions and loyalties (for characters, games, and friends), those loyalties are expressed through intense, sometimes cutting commentary rather than gentle support, which aligns far more with a modern, very-online Slytherin than with the other houses.

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A fitting song for Luke is “Problematique” by Kim Petras, because it matches his chaotic, dramatic, and unapologetically online personality. He leans into messy humor and oversharing, with tweets like “im farting up a storm” and “i know i tweeted out dick at least once during the 3 yrs i was called therosetoyer I HATE YOU TWITTER”, which reflect the playful, unfiltered vibe of the song. The song’s confident queer energy fits a gay gamer who tweets things like “I LOVE LESBIANS” and openly stans niche characters and media. His flair for melodrama and exaggeration—such as “CHEV IS FUCKING SATANIC OH MY GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH” and “i will kill everyone and myself in nod krai if i dont get a single good piece”—mirrors the over-the-top, campy tone of the track. Between gaming salt, self-deprecating stories like “I was doing too much”, and constant joking about being a ‘freak’ (“need to join oomfs dc server and be a freak on there”), he embodies the fun, messy pop persona that Problematique celebrates.

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