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The user's chaotic, self‑destructive behavior and feeling of being misunderstood mirrors Bart's rebellious, attention‑seeking personality, as shown in the tweet "I hate spoiled only children (y’all know what type i’m talking about) but I myself am an only child and I wouldn’t trade it for the world. I <3 privacy and attention from my parents". They also frequently clash with roommates and enjoy provoking others, similar to Bart’s love of stirring trouble, evident in "my roommate would speak to me like this at the grown age of 21". Their edgy fandom references and self‑identification as manipulative and Joker‑like, like "I’m not jirai but I fit the mentally ill part, I wanna kms everyday but still wanna look cute", align with Bart’s mischievous nature. The user’s suicidal ideation and hospital visits echo the darker moments Bart sometimes experiences, such as "Um hey guys I attempted and am now at the hospital. YOLO" and "UPDATE: I am out of the hospital". For these reasons, Bart Simpson is the best fit among the main Simpsons characters.

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The user shows extroverted tendencies by constantly seeking interaction, for example posting "who wants to play uno???" and "I love getting Life360 updates of my friends like hmmm… u just left ur house… where r u going silly billy". They focus on concrete sensory details, as seen in tweets about "y2k fashion in thrifts will be like: S or XL" and "my cat is randomly biting my leg for attention (how do i untrain this behavior)" as well as noting medication‑related weight gain. Their language is driven by personal feelings and values, evident in statements like "I hate spoiled only children" and "I love YURI I BREATHE YURI". The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their posts—ranging from sudden suicide attempts to impulsive decisions about dropping out of college—reflects a perceiving style. These combined traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Cat-loving vent space for a coffee-fuelled BPD survivor. College dropout, meme curator, occasional existential philosopher. (Cat tried stealing my meds.)– @ilovesheds6769

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Shed's 988 Tonic is a dark, bittersweet mix that mirrors the chaotic, vulnerable vibe of @ilovesheds6769, who once posted "I’M OUT. IN THE SCRUBS" after a hospital stay. The deep, brooding dark rum reflects the weight of tweets like "I’m out of the hospital. a really bad roommate situation was the last straw" while the sharp blood orange juice mimics the painful bite of their cat, as in "MY CAT IS RANDOMLY BITING MY LEG FOR ATTENTION (how do i untrain this behavior)". Blackberries swirl in like the bruised feelings behind "WDYM Y’ALL USE TACKS TO CUT?????" giving the drink a dark, almost blood‑stained hue. A splash of catnip‑infused simple syrup offers a fleeting sweet comfort, nodding to the constant feline presence in posts such as "MY CAT IS RANDOMLY BITING MY LEG FOR ATTENTION". Finally, a dash of absinthe adds a surreal, hallucinogenic edge that echoes the frantic, flamboyant bursts like "I LOVE YURI I BREATHE YURI".

Your Hogwarts House
The user exhibits many Slytherin traits such as cunning, ambition, and self‑preservation. They explicitly describe themselves as manipulative: "im so edgy and tricky and manipulative I trick and manipulate people … like the joker" and show ambition with "I want a boob job so my cosplays will do better". Their tendency to use self‑harm as a tool for attention—"the urge to attempt before i move out so my roommates will finally notice i need help"—demonstrates resourcefulness and a willingness to exploit situations for personal gain. They also seek material benefits without regard for others, as seen in "idc if this is a scam ad, i want strips like these!!!". These patterns align most closely with Slytherin’s values.

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The user’s frequent mentions of self‑harm and suicidal thoughts—e.g., 'done cutting now it’s time to lay in bed and watch south park' and 'I attempted and am now at the hospital'—mirror the opening line of "Hurt" ("I hurt myself today to see if I still feel"). Their repeated crises, like 'I’m out. IN THE SCRUBS' after a hospital stay and 'I’m KILLING MYSELF I KNOW I DID NOT LISTEN TO THAT FREAK ASS SONG', echo the song’s raw confession of pain and regret. The lyric "The needle tears a hole" aligns with their comments about cutting tools ('WDYM Y’ALL USE TACKS TO CUT?????'). Their sense of being a "little freak" and feeling isolated—'mentally ill diary of a little freak' and 'I hate my roommates (except for one)'—fits the song’s haunting contemplation of loneliness. Overall, "Hurt" captures the blend of self‑destruction, yearning for relief, and stark honesty that dominates their timeline.

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