Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Consistently shows intense investment in Steelers and players like Will Levis and Wandale Robinson, e.g. “I SURVIDED THE WILDCARD LOSS SHACKLES” and “15k likes Levis lovers our time is almost here”.
- Humoristic voice: Uses vivid, comedic phrasing to react to sports moments, like “Jaylen Warren’s thighs are borderline a safety hazard” and “Malik Harrison genuinely looks like druski out there”.
- Pop‑culture literate: Engages with TV, film, and comics discourse, citing The Flash, James Gunn, and Woman of Tomorrow, e.g. “It’s so clear who has read woman of tomorrow and who hasn’t lmao”.
- Analytical thinker: Breaks down coaching, play-calling, and film quality with reasons, such as “Some of the blame can be cast upon them.” and criticism of Arthur Smith’s schemes in “Arthur smith legitimately just drew up 3 straight screens with a straight face”.
- Loyal advocate: Shows strong loyalty to causes and players, e.g. Free Palestine in bio and defending certain creators/characters like Barry Allen and Tim Drake, plus backing Steelers even after painful losses as in “A wins a win damn it never a doubt”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent rhetoric: Frequently uses explicit threats or wishes of harm, e.g. “A cure to the MAGA mind virus is a cold 9MM straight to the temple.” and “Leave me alone with Tom Pelissero and only one of us making it out alive”.
- Personal hostility: Targets individuals with aggressive insults, like “I can’t imagine being in that rotund fucks corner” and “Mason Rudolph watches Charlie Kirk edits when in need of motivation”.
- Sexualized insults: Uses sexual or body-related language to demean players, such as “Someone lace DK Metcalf steroids with Estrogen please bro I’m begging if he’s gonna fuck steeler nation id prefer to have some titties to grab”.
- Dehumanizing language: Refers to people in ways that reduce them to enemies or objects, e.g. calling Rodgers a “demon” in “What do you have in store for me demon” and describing the QB room as “Joe Rogan slop” in this tweet.
- Escalatory anger: Lets frustration spiral into extreme statements, like “May Christ strike me down if I see a single Steelers fan on my TL defending this shit I will slay you with my bare fucking hands” and “The Rooney family will feel my wrath.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, impulsive, mischievous, and constantly pushing boundaries with over-the-top threats and jokes. They lean into chaotic, hyperbolic violence in a way that feels like an edgier, online Bart, with posts like “A cure to the MAGA mind virus is a cold 9MM straight to the temple.” and “May Christ strike me down if I see a single Steelers fan on my TL defending this shit I will slay you with my bare fucking hands”. The same energy shows up in sports rage and mock threats, such as “The Rooney family will feel my wrath.” and “Leave me alone with Tom Pelissero and only one of us making it out alive”. Like Bart, they’re irreverent, gleefully profane, and use humor to dramatize every situation, from Steelers games to movie discourse. Underneath the trolling, there is a strong sense of loyalty and passion for their teams and causes, much like Bart’s hidden but real loyalty to his family and friends.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is a nonstop public performance, constantly reacting to games, media, and news with high-energy outbursts like “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and openly addressing whole fanbases, e.g. “Steelers nation it’s about time we banish this fucking chud”. Their style suggests Intuition (N): while grounded in sports specifics, they keep jumping to larger narratives and patterns, like franchise trajectories and creative track records, as in “Every time we are close to breaking out the mediocrity shackles a obvious disaster occurs setting us back another 3 years” and their meta takes on directors/writers such as “Skepticism based on a director/writers track record is cringe”. They are strongly Thinking (T) over Feeling: their judgments are blunt, analytical, and often harsh, prioritizing what they see as objective performance or competence (e.g. “What does Tomlin even do”, “We traded the young productive cheaper immature receiver for the older unproductive more expensive immature receiver”). Their tone and behavior indicate Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they react in the moment, embrace chaos, and don’t present much structure or long-term planning, instead firing off spur-of-the-moment threats, jokes, and rants such as “I been staring at this shit for an hour brainstorming how to put the amount of anger I feel right now into this tweet without getting banned.” and “Bookmarks looking real fat this go around”. Overall, their combative sarcasm, love of slander and debate, meta-commentary about fanbases and media, and rapid-fire idea-jumping align closely with an ENTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You survived the Wildcard loss shackles and another year of Arthur Smith ball — I feel like if we can endure that kind of pain together, a Steelers date night is basically a bye week.
- You said ‘The Rooney family will feel my wrath’ and ‘Steelers nation it’s about time we banish this chud’ — how about we compromise: we overthrow the front office, then I buy you wings and we rewatch TJ’s ‘NeuroLink to the football’ game like it’s sacred film.
- You’re a Will Levis truther, #HereWeGo sicko, #BBN loyalist, AND a #ThunderUp enjoyer… that’s an elite multi-sport scheme fit. Be honest: are you sure you’re not actually the franchise QB my love life’s been missing?
- You said ‘I’ve been staring at this shit for an hour brainstorming how to put the amount of anger I feel into this tweet without getting banned’ — if you ever need a safer outlet for that energy, I volunteer as your emotional OC. First play-call: dinner, then we slander Terryl Austin’s ‘I’m from Israel’ defense in peace.
- You talk about Damian Wayne, Tim Drake FC, Barry Allen, and Woman of Tomorrow like it’s scripture — if James Gunn fumbles Batman, I promise to be the canon love interest who never lets your comic opinions get treated like Stranger Things ‘peak cinematography’ discourse.
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Your new Twitter bio
Steelers diehard analyzing ball, comic books & cinema. Once lost my voice yelling at a wildcard game and still defended Tomlin on Monday.– @ILoveWillLevis
Your signature cocktail
The Rotund Chud Blitz
This drink hits like an overcaffeinated Steelers rant: loud, aggressive, and absolutely not for casuals. The overproof rye captures the unhinged, ride-or-die fan energy of lines like “May Christ strike me down if I see a single Steelers fan on my TL defending this shit I will slay you with my bare fucking hands” and “Steelers nation it’s about time we banish this fucking chud”. Espresso cold brew represents the late-night, hyperlocked-in football grind of tweets like “I been staring at this shit for an hour brainstorming how to put the amount of anger I feel right now into this tweet without getting banned.”. The smoked chili-honey syrup balances sweetness with real heat, mirroring how they can pivot from joyful chaos like “I SURVIDED THE WILDCARD LOSS SHACKLES” to wishing football misery on enemies with “Someone please lace Aaron Rodgers percs with some muscle deteriorating drug dude I can’t haven’t him on my football field in 2026”. Charcoal-citrus bitters nod to the dark humor and political edge behind lines such as “I’m from Israel My names Terryl Austin and this is my defense!” and the “Free Palestine” in their bio, cutting through the smoke with sharp acidity. Served over crushed ice with a lemon peel in a battered black-and-gold glass, it’s as dramatic and battered-yet-still-standing as tweeting “Levis lovers our time is almost here” right after threatening to feel the Rooney family’s wrath in “The Rooney family will feel my wrath.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user’s defining traits are intensity, confrontational courage, and a willingness to “charge” at perceived enemies, which are classic Gryffindor qualities. They openly fantasize about direct violent confrontation with people they see as harmful, e.g. “A cure to the MAGA mind virus is a cold 9MM straight to the temple.” and “Leave me alone with Tom Pelissero and only one of us making it out alive”, which reflects impulsive, reckless boldness more than cold calculation. They also show a strong hero/avenger streak toward their fandom and causes: “Steelers nation it’s about time we banish this fucking chud” and “The Rooney family will feel my wrath.” frame themselves as the one who will stand up and fight. Even when joking, they lean into dramatic, self-sacrificial language like “May Christ strike me down if I see a single Steelers fan on my TL defending this shit I will slay you with my bare fucking hands”, which is very Gryffindor in its performative bravery and moral absolutism. Their bio stance “Free Palestine” alongside their readiness to threaten or confront people over football or politics shows a pattern of loudly standing up for beliefs rather than quietly scheming, which fits Gryffindor better than Slytherin.
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Your song
All Of The Lights - Kanye West
A volatile, hype, and emotionally explosive anthem like All Of The Lights fits them well because their timeline swings between euphoria and rage, especially around football and pop culture. They go from triumph, like “I SURVIDED THE WILDCARD LOSS SHACKLES” and “PUT THE WORD OUT THAT WE ARE FUCKING BACK”, to nuclear-level fury at decisions they hate, such as “The Rooney family will feel my wrath.” and “I been staring at this shit for an hour brainstorming how to put the amount of anger I feel right now into this tweet without getting banned.”. The song’s chaotic energy and sense of high-stakes drama mirrors tweets like “Steelers nation it’s about time we banish this fucking chud” and “Every time we are close to breaking out the mediocrity shackles a obvious disaster occurs setting us back another 3 years”. They also live for spectacle and big moments, as seen in “It doesn’t get better than this man we are so spoiled this postseason”, which matches the song’s stadium-level, cinematic feel. Overall, the intensity, swings between hope and fury, and obsession with big narratives in All Of The Lights track closely with how they experience sports, media, and online life.
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