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The user’s frequent expressions of deep depression and self‑harm – e.g., "I’m on 77 days without cutting but I’m about to go on Christmas break so now would be the perfect time..ouuooou the depths are calling" and "I’ve been waiting for a follow up from CAHMS… it’s fucking unbearable" – mirror Moe’s chronic loneliness and despair seen in episodes where he drinks away his pain or attempts suicide. Their chaotic, self‑destructive coping, such as "I’m going crazy and I’m not allowed to take my dad’s meds anymore and I can’t sleep and I’m hungry and thirsty" aligns with Moe’s erratic behavior and reliance on alcohol. Both also reveal a yearning for connection while feeling alienated, like the tweet "My dad came into my room crying saying he loves me" which echoes Moe’s occasional moments of vulnerability toward his bar patrons. The user’s erratic posting style and desperate search for validation – "I lowkey like boys" and "I kinda miss the attention and feelings I got from being groomed and abused by older men" – echo Moe’s attempts to find acceptance despite low self‑esteem. Overall, the pattern of chronic sadness, self‑harm, and craving for support most closely fits Moe Szyslak.

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The user displays introverted traits, often turning inward and expressing isolation, e.g., 'I’m on 77 days without cutting… the depths are calling' and 'My friend doesn’t wanna play with me 😔'. Their communication leans toward intuition, frequently referencing future fantasies and abstract ideas such as 'Mushoku tensei season 3 early 2026' and 'Casting a spell to wake up as a bisexual man with amazing fashion'. Decision‑making appears feeling‑driven, with many emotionally charged statements like 'I’m lowkey like boys' and 'I kinda miss the attention and feelings I got from being groomed and abused by older men'. Their lifestyle is perceiving rather than judging, shown by spontaneous, unstructured remarks like 'I’ve been waiting for therapy… this country sucks' and 'I’m going crazy and I’m not allowed to take my dad’s meds anymore'.

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16 | Liverpool 🌊 | Anime & music junkie 🎶 | Goat lover after a farm adventure 🐐 | Promoting mental health & self-care.– @Ilowkeylikeboyz

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This cocktail blends the creamy sweetness of goat milk with the bitter depth of dark rum, mirroring Ilowkeylikeboyz’s mix of tender yearning and heavy depression. The fresh lime juice adds a sharp, sour bite that reflects the raw pain in tweets like "I’m on 77 days without cutting but I’m about to go on Christmas break" and "I’ve been waiting for a follow up from cahms... it’s fucking unbearable". Blackberry liqueur brings a dark fruitiness, nodding to the “goat” obsession in "I’m fucking crying goat WASHED" and the nocturnal, chaotic vibe of "Thugging it out til laufey". A dash of chili bitters gives a lingering heat, echoing the “thugging it out” energy and the intense emotional storms in "Depression lowk getting bad so these ARE getting rewatched". The drink is a bittersweet, slightly spicy, yet comforting mix that captures the teen’s yearning for love in "I lowkey like boys" and their struggle to stay afloat.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows the patience and perseverance typical of Hufflepuff, saying "I’ve been waiting nearly a whole year for actual therapy shit 😭 why are you making an unstable teenager wait to get better this country sucksss" and "I’m on 77 days without cutting but I’m about to go on Christmas break so now would be the perfect time..ouuooou the depths are calling". They also display loyalty and a desire to build community, as seen in "Collecting oomfs slowly as I talk to more and more people" and "If any oomfs see these plz don’t think I’m weird im only weird sometimes". Their inclusive attitude, expressed in "I lowkey like boys" and the repeated calls for understanding and support, aligns with Hufflepuff’s values of kindness and fairness.

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The raw anguish in Nine Inch Nails' 'Hurt' mirrors the user's frequent mentions of self‑harm and hopelessness, such as 'I’m on 77 days without cutting but I’m about to go on Christmas break… the depths are calling'. Their tweets also reveal chronic depression ('Depression lowk getting bad…') and a desperate wait for mental‑health support ('I’ve been waiting nearly a whole year for actual therapy shit'). The lyric 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel' directly echoes their admission of cutting and emotional numbness. Overall, the song captures the cycle of pain, isolation, and yearning for relief that runs through many of their posts.

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