Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated, over-the-top jokes and self-deprecation, like “idk i just laught that i have such a cute layout, but im like a horny bastard”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and liking toward friends and characters, e.g. “he’s literally anton and i love him” and “MY FAV AKA ME CASTORICE!”.
- Social: Frequently interacts with oomfs, tags others, and invites engagement, like “i’m bored let’s block oomfs” and “add meeee”.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions—from anger to excitement and horniness—such as “UGHHDHSS I HATE HOMEWORK” and “I NEED TI KISS SOMEONE”.
- Fandom‑passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games/characters, like “I HAVE 100 PULLS FOR HER YESSSSS” and “after 3.8, firefly is me”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Frequently uses hostile language toward others, e.g. “FUCK YOU AND YOUR GF BITCH” and “fuck you bitch”.
- Insulting: Directly calls people or characters ugly or stupid, such as “she’s so fucking ugly not even trying to hate” and “you sound so stupid wtf”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Makes sweeping negative judgments like “pookle fans are so slow it’s funny” and “you deserve the hate ngl”.
- Violent-language: Uses extreme death-related phrasing, e.g. “DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE DIE…” and “will you die tonight for love?”.
- Oversexual: Very explicit and horny on main, shown in “I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ILLUGA” and “i’m horned up”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s tone and online persona most closely resemble Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and fond of pushing boundaries for laughs. They constantly lean into over-the-top aggression as humor, like yelling “DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE…” and “FUCK YOU AND YOUR GF BITCH”, which mirrors Bart’s bratty, confrontational style. Their timeline is full of unserious drama and playful hostility toward friends and fandoms, as seen in “fuck everyone who got columbina idgaf” and “pookle fans are so slow it’s funny”, echoing Bart’s tendency to roast others. At the same time, they show flashes of warmth and social energy—wanting connection and attention in a messy way—like “oomf made me happy for this weekend” and “i need a bf”, which fits Bart’s softer, insecure side under the mischief. Their mix of horny jokes, NSFW hints, and gleeful troublemaking—"rants and shit // semi nsfw" and posts like “i’m horned up”—rounds out a very Bart-like combination of rebellious humor and messy teen energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly socially engaged and outwardly expressive, constantly reacting to others, talking about oomfs, couples in public, and wanting a boyfriend, which leans Extrovert over Introvert, e.g. “hi hi hi WHY DO I STAND LIKE THAT” and “i need a bf”. Their focus is much more on vibes, feelings, aesthetics, and fictional possibilities than on detailed practicalities, suggesting Intuition: they talk about kins, yuri, and characters’ personality/sexuality (e.g. “ANTON. ISNT. STRAIGHT.” and “girl fuck it lets post our kins today😭”) rather than concrete real‑life planning. They make decisions through intense emotional reactions, value judgments, and interpersonal dynamics more than detached logic, which fits Feeling: see tweets like “you deserve the hate ngl”, “genuinely yuri is the best thing ever made”, and “oomf made me happy for this weekend”. Their timeline looks spontaneous and mood‑driven, full of in‑the‑moment rants and impulses such as “i’m horned up” and “i’m bored let’s block oomfs”, with little evidence of structured long‑term planning, which fits Perceiving rather than Judging. Overall, the combination of outward emotional expression, intuitive fixation on fictional dynamics and aesthetics, and spontaneous, chaotic tweeting is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’ve got 100 pulls for her, 30 pulls for Columbina and a dream — how many pulls does it take to get a chance at a date with you, or am I still stuck at 0 pity?
- You say you’re ‘horned up’ and ‘need a bf,’ but complain about couples kissing next to you… so how about we compromise: we skip the public PDA and go straight to talking yuri and gacha teams all night instead.
- You skipped Yanagi for Lighter and are Illuga’s husband, but I promise I’ll treat you better than your banners do — no 50/50s with me, just a guaranteed they/them enjoyer.
- You’re tired of seeing AI on your TL, but listen: if I can help you 1-cycle Raiden Ei *and* back up your ‘Archer > Saber’ agenda, do I earn a temporary stay of execution?
- You said ‘let’s all serve face’ and then dropped a #NewProfilePic that actually ate… if your in-game kins are Firefly and Anton, can I be the NPC who falls hopelessly in love with you in every route?
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Your new Twitter bio
They/them | Chronically online gacha analyst. Once skipped Yanagi for Lighter and still thinks it was character development, not a mistake.– @ilyantonivanov
Your signature cocktail
Horny Bastard Yuri Bomb
This cocktail hits hard and loud, just like their timeline that swings from “DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE…” to “MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyoneeeee have a great day”. Overproof spiced rum is the chaotic base for all the unfiltered rants and cursing, like “FUCK YOU AND YOUR GF BITCH” and “fuck everyone who got columbina idgaf”. Black cherry liqueur adds dark sweetness for the thirsty posts and self-dragging like “idk i just laught that i have such a cute layout, but im like a horny bastard” and “I NEED TI KISS SOMEONE”. Pink grapefruit juice brings sharp bitterness for the constant reads and side‑eyes such as “she’s so fucking ugly not even trying to hate” and “you deserve the hate ngl”. Chili-honey syrup mirrors the mix of sting and softness in lines like “oomf made me happy for this weekend” and “i need a bf”. A splash of sparkling rosé on top represents their love of yuri and pretty things, sparkling over tweets like “genuinely yuri is the best thing ever made” and “girl fuck it lets post our kins today😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sam’s timeline shows a sharp, cutting style that leans heavily into Slytherin traits like aggression, self‑protection, and status-consciousness. They frequently respond to others with open hostility or dismissiveness, e.g. “genuinely so fucking stupid wtf i hate your kind so much”, “you deserve the hate ngl”, and the extreme outburst “DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE DIE…”, which reads more as ruthless venting than moral outrage. They also show a strong desire for advantage and results in gacha/games, with tweets like “i have like 30 pulls for columbina and a dream” and “literally two men are getting buffed next patched…????????”, suggesting a focus on optimization and winning. Even their jokes about relationships and sex, such as “let them use me? is that what you wanted to hear??? for me to be a whore???? the biggest whore…” and “I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ILLUGA”, are framed in a way that highlights desire, hunger, and a kind of performative shamelessness that fits Slytherin’s unapologetic edge. While there are hints of affection for oomfs and characters (e.g. “oomf made me happy for this weekend”), the dominant pattern is strategic meanness, intense emotion, and a drive to get what they want—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than Gryffindor idealism, Hufflepuff warmth, or Ravenclaw intellectualism.
Your movie
Your song
boys will be boys - Dua Lipa
A fitting song for them is “boys will be boys” by Dua Lipa, because it captures the mix of frustration, queerness, and sharp social commentary that runs through their timeline. They’re openly queer and gender-nonconforming, as shown in their bio "they/them" and tweets like “ANTON. ISNT. STRAIGHT.” and “THIS DUDE IS SO CUTE I WANT HIM BUT HES STRAIGHTTTTT”, which echo the song’s themes about navigating masculinity and heteronormativity. Their rants about other people’s behavior, such as “genuinely so fucking stupid wtf i hate your kind so much” and “TGERE WAS THIS COUPLE NEXT TO ME AND THEY WERE KISSING ANF STUFF LIKE EWWWWWW”, match the song’s critical, fed-up tone. Even their mix of horny humor and self-awareness, like “idk i just laught that i have such a cute layout, but im like a horny bastard” and “i need a bf”, fits the track’s balance of vulnerability and bite. Overall, the song’s feminist, anti-misogynistic edge aligns well with how they drag people, defend their faves, and complain about fandom and relationships.
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