Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passion: His tweets frequently mention his love for bikes, such as 'This bike fucks [picture]' and 'Finally repaired my fixed gear we are so fucking back I love this [picture]', showcasing his passionate nature.
- Resilience: Despite facing rejections from PhD programs, he remains hopeful, as seen in 'Got rejected from all my phd programs. Program director reaches out 'you made a really good impression, we want to consider you for a phd program in this other department, we'll be in touch'. Please god don't give me hope. Just give me something for the pain and let me die [picture]'
- Humor: Many of his tweets display a great sense of humor, such as 'Trying to figure out health insurance after a layoff is gonna turn me into a leftist [picture]' and 'I love being unemployed [picture]'.
- Appreciation: He appreciates the simple pleasures in life, as evident from his bio 'I like bikes and pizza, it's not that complicated' and tweets like 'Left my bike and half a cheesecake at a friends place. Week ruined. What am I doing with my life Picking up my bike and half a cheesecake from my friend. I love life. How sweet is friendship [picture]'.
- Curiosity: His tweet 'Do any of my followers know any experts/academics in soviet ballet or dance in the early 1980's more generally? I have a very specific question that I can't seem to find good answers for but I don't know where to start looking [picture]' demonstrates his intellectual curiosity and willingness to learn.
Weaknesses:
- Self-doubt: Tweets like 'Attention Twitter: I am a loser hack fraud who will never achieve anything in his life. I hate myself [picture]' suggest a tendency towards self-doubt and low self-esteem.
- Impulsiveness: His tweet 'Started day drinking at 11am on no breakfast and went out for a bike ride [picture]' hints at an impulsive nature and lack of self-control at times.
- Procrastination: His tweet 'The thrill of buying a Mother's Day gift moments before the same day delivery cutoff [picture]' implies a habit of procrastinating and leaving tasks until the last minute.
- Emotional eating: The tweet 'What's a dude supposed to do when there's no food at home and he gets the 2am hungries [picture]' suggests a tendency to turn to food, particularly late at night, for emotional reasons.
- Disorganization: His tweet 'Professor respond to my email challenge (impossible) I literally just wanna know when you'll tell me if I got into your very cool PhD program [picture]' indicates a lack of organization and follow-up skills.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Alex's personality and antics resemble those of the mischievous Bart Simpson from the iconic show. Like Bart, Alex has a tendency towards rebellious and impulsive behavior, as evident in tweets like 'Started day drinking at 11am on no breakfast and went out for a bike ride [picture]'. Additionally, his self-deprecating humor and sarcasm, such as 'Attention Twitter: I am a loser hack fraud who will never achieve anything in his life. I hate myself [picture]', mirror Bart's irreverent attitude. Both characters also display a strong love for their hobbies, with Alex's passion for bikes paralleling Bart's love for skateboarding.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, are you a neuroscience PhD? Because you're absolutely mind-blowing.
- I must be a bike, because you've got me spinning around and around.
- If I were a pizza, you'd be the pepperoni – because you're spicy and delicious.
- Are you a satellite? Because you're out of this world, and I can't stop orbiting around you.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
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Neuroscience PhD student with a passion for bikes, pizza, and life's simple pleasures. Expert in hyperspectral imaging and satellite tech. Always seeking the next adventure, be it academic or on two wheels.– @im_walkin_here
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Gryffindor
Based on his tweets, Alex would likely belong in the Gryffindor house at Hogwarts. He displays traits of bravery and resilience, evident in his determination to pursue a PhD despite facing rejections, as seen in 'Got rejected from all my phd programs. Program director reaches out 'you made a really good impression, we want to consider you for a phd program in this other department, we'll be in touch'. Please god don't give me hope. Just give me something for the pain and let me die [picture]'. Additionally, his passion for cycling and embracing life's adventures aligns with the daring and adventurous spirit of Gryffindors. Quotes like 'Sometimes you gotta get sendy with it [picture]' and 'Thunderstorm came down and I did a long ass skid. Had my jorts on and everything [picture]' showcase his boldness and willingness to take risks.
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Loser - Beck
The song 'Loser' by Beck would resonate well with Alex's personality and sense of humor. The lyrics, which embrace a carefree and rebellious attitude towards societal expectations, align with Alex's occasional self-deprecating and irreverent tweets, such as 'Attention Twitter: I am a loser hack fraud who will never achieve anything in his life. I hate myself [picture]'. Additionally, the song's upbeat and quirky vibe mirrors Alex's appreciation for life's simple pleasures and his ability to find humor in difficult situations, as seen in tweets like 'Trying to figure out health insurance after a layoff is gonna turn me into a leftist [picture]'. The song's overall message of embracing one's flaws and quirks would likely resonate with Alex's genuine and unapologetic personality.
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