Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Warmly-supportive: They gush about friends and community, e.g. “I love my FRIENDS they are so COOL and TALENTED and LOVELY” and “happy new year everyone we are going to make it through this year we are going to thrive we will support each other I love yous all a lot”.
- Enthusiastic-fan: They show deep, joyful investment in music and fandoms, e.g. “ok computer takes me back to being 8 years old…”, “new order ☺️☝️”, and constant coed / Radiohead posting.
- Affectionate-communicator: They enjoy compliments and expressing affection, e.g. “I love giving people compliments people are so great and cool and I love being nice to people” and “I love love”.
- Curious-listener: They value others’ passions and learning from them, e.g. “I love listening to people talk about things they care about… I love humanity's passion”.
- Playful-humour: They lean into goofy posting and self-aware jokes, e.g. “I love silly goofy posting on twitter” and posts like “battered SAUSAGE”.
Weaknesses:
- Coed-obsession: Their feed is heavily dominated by coed brainrot, e.g. “coed brainrot is killing me help” and “coed brainrot genuinely makes it hard to sleep”, which may crowd out variety.
- Energy-depletion: They often mention exhaustion and being wiped out, e.g. “you know when your whole body hurts bc you're so tired” and “why am I always so tired after a meltdown holy shit”.
- Distraction-prone: They highlight ADHD and difficulty focusing, e.g. “I have adhd”, “the urge to sack off everything important and write grows stronger every day”, and gaming binges like “my crippling addiction to civ vi should be studied”.
- Overinvested-online: They’re affected by online dynamics, e.g. “got softblocked by someone huge f” and heavy emotional focus on rhtwt / replies, which can make social media feel high-stakes.
- Time-management: Tweets show procrastination or delayed tasks, e.g. “still making this scarf as a gift for tomorrow smhhhh” and “Tfw you finally get to go to the shops eight hours after you originally planned to go”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as warm, idealistic, and introspective in a very Lisa-esque way: deeply caring about others’ happiness and wellbeing, as in “all I know is caring and wanting people to be content with themselves I am so hopepilled” and “I love listening to people talk about things they care about… I love humanity's passion I love”. Like Lisa, they’re bookish/academic-adjacent and quietly proud of it, joking about being “big brained in dms” in “being big brained in dms” and being someone students ask for reading advice in “got a message from a student asking for book recommendations… have I made it”. Their ADHD/autistic traits and sensitivity (“audhd” in the bio, “I have adhd”, “why am I always so tired after a meltdown holy shit”) echo Lisa’s struggle of feeling a bit out of step with others while still trying to be kind. They’re intensely passionate about niche interests like Radiohead, New Order, and specific musicians, mirroring Lisa’s obsessive focus on her causes and hobbies, as seen in “coed brainrot is killing me help” and “colin greenwood brainrot has reached new horrific levels help me”. Their hopeful, community-loving posts such as “happy new year everyone… we will support each other I love yous all a lot” and “I love giving people compliments people are so great and cool and I love being nice to people” fit Lisa’s mix of earnest optimism and emotional depth.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about and with friends, fandom mutuals, and social events, and seem energised by people — e.g. “I love my FRIENDS they are so COOL and TALENTED and LOVELY” and “I love rhtwt everyone is so lovely I love being here I am happy !!”. Their thinking is clearly Intuitive rather than concrete; they fixate on emotional/associative meanings and big-picture vibes like nostalgia and parasocial brainrot, as in “ok computer takes me back to being 8 years old and sitting in the back of my dad's car with the windows down” and “you make my heart beat the same way as at the start of blue monday”. They are strongly Feeling: they emphasise care, affection, and emotional resonance over logic, e.g. “all I know is caring and wanting people to be content with themselves I am so hopepilled” and “I love listening to people talk about things they care about… I love humanity's passion I love”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life is full of spontaneous gaming binges and last‑minute or chaotic decisions rather than rigid planning, as shown by “haven't played minecraft in ages and started playing again this evening. Good shit”, “Tfw you finally get to go to the shops eight hours after you originally planned to go”, and “still making this scarf as a gift for tomorrow smhhhh”. Combined, this pattern of outward warmth, imaginative/emotional focus, and flexible, slightly chaotic life management fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “you make my heart beat the same way as at the start of Blue Monday” — if we hang out, I promise to be the synth line to your bassline, slightly unhinged but weirdly perfect with you.
- So you’re coedpilled, colin-greenwood-brainrotted, and addicted to Civ VI… want to start a new campaign where we settle our first city somewhere between Oxford and Bucks and call it ‘Coedpolis’?
- You listening to OK Computer in the back of your dad’s car at 8, Pablo Honey at the bus stop, and now levitating to Olympik at home feels like a lifelong Radiohead coming-of-age arc — can I audition for the role of ‘person you think about during Videotape’?
- You posting about office romance while doomscrolling Pinterest, calling your friends ‘bossman’, and filming your mum’s TikToks tells me you thrive in chaos — fancy upgrading to the full sitcom and letting me be your increasingly unhinged recurring character?
- You love listening to people talk about what they’re passionate about and watching their eyes light up; I’m passionate about you, Radiohead, and garden gnomes — do I get a three-hour ramble and a seat next to you at the Ashmolean in return?
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Your new Twitter bio
25 • UK • Radiohead & britcom enthusiast. Once forgot to add my own takeaway to a group order and tweeted through the hunger. they/she– @imashoutyman
Your signature cocktail
Coed Brainrot Fizz
The Coed Brainrot Fizz is a bright, slightly chaotic yet comforting drink, just like Maria’s timeline full of Radiohead and CoEd feelings. The base is Earl Grey–infused gin for cozy, slightly nerdy Brit energy and all those soft, reflective vibes like “being back home again is always so weird to me I miss it so much but the nostalgia of it bites at me so weirdly”. Elderflower liqueur adds sweetness and warmth for their relentless kindness and affection: “I love my FRIENDS they are so COOL and TALENTED and LOVELY” and “I love giving people compliments people are so great and cool and I love being nice to people”. Cloudy lemonade keeps it fizzy and light for their silly ADHD/goofy posting energy in “I love silly goofy posting on twitter” and “I have adhd”. A dash of blue curaçao nods to their music brainrot and dramatic romantic streak, like “you make my heart beat the same way as at the start of blue monday” and all the coed obsession in “coed brainrot is killing me help”. The lemon peel and sugar rim give a sweet-sour edge for their mix of hope and occasional hurt, as in “all I know is caring and wanting people to be content with themselves I am so hopepilled” and the tiny social stings like “got softblocked by someone huge f”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Maria’s defining traits across their tweets are warmth, loyalty, and a genuine delight in other people, which align strongly with Hufflepuff. They repeatedly express love and care for friends and community, like when they say “I love my FRIENDS they are so COOL and TALENTED and LOVELY” and simply “I love my friends :)”. Their instinct is to uplift others: “I love giving people compliments people are so great and cool and I love being nice to people” and “I love listening to people talk about things they care about… I love humanity's passion I love” both show deep, consistent kindness and patience with others. They also describe themselves as “hopepilled” and focused on others’ wellbeing in “all I know is caring and wanting people to be content with themselves I am so hopepilled”, which is very in line with Hufflepuff’s gentle optimism and fairness. While they clearly have creative and intellectual interests (Radiohead, museums, writing), these are always framed through feelings, relationships, and shared joy, indicating that loyalty and care for others—not ambition, bravado, or pure intellect—are the core of their personality.
Your movie
Your song
Disco 2000 - Pulp
The best-fitting song for them is Disco 2000 by Pulp, which balances nostalgia, friendship, and a bittersweet but hopeful tone. They explicitly talk about how hard this song hits out of nowhere, saying “I always forget how hard disco 2000 hits when you are least expecting it”, suggesting it’s emotionally resonant rather than just a casual listen. Their timeline is full of affectionate, slightly yearning posts about friends and connections, like “I love my FRIENDS they are so COOL and TALENTED and LOVELY” and “I love listening to people talk about things they care about… I love humanity's passion I love”, which mirrors the song’s mix of warmth and wistfulness. They’re deeply nostalgic and sentimental, as seen in “being back home again is always so weird to me I miss it so much but the nostalgia of it bites at me so weirdly”, matching the song’s reminiscence about youth and what-could-have-been. Their love of Britpop/90s-00s British culture (New Order, Radiohead, Pulp mentions, britcoms) makes Disco 2000 feel like the perfect thematic and aesthetic fit for their personality and timeline.
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