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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Bart Simpson: impulsive, darkly humorous, rebellious, and constantly oscillating between nihilism and unexpected sincerity. The gleeful violence and edgy exaggeration in posts like “Literally nothing is stopping me from stabbing anyone, literally a 0.1% chance that they'll find me” and “Fuck and kill everyone you see” echo Bart’s chaotic, troublemaker energy. At the same time, there’s a softer, lonely side visible in “I feel like really really lonely but I don't think that it really affects me this much, but still I'd rather not be” and “I just want to be loved”, similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability beneath the prankster persona. Their mix of misanthropy and affection—“I heart you all”, “I love you all”—fits Bart’s pattern of acting tough while still craving connection and approval. Overall, the edgy jokes, anti-authority tone, and flashes of emotional depth align them far more with Bart than with more earnest or stable characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly introverted: most activity is in "my room" and solitary hobbies like gaming and reading, e.g. “Trying to beat perforator hive or whatever that boss name”, “Beat giant clam and eye of Cthulhu”, and reflective posts like “I feel like really really lonely but I don't think that it really affects me this much, but still I'd rather not be”. Their content mixes concrete life details with bizarre, conceptual or dark hypotheticals such as “Morning thoughts, raw human baby blood is probably the best food for another human” and “Inflation is just digital coin clipping”, suggesting an Intuitive bent toward abstract and theoretical ideas rather than pure Sensing. They present themselves as analytical and detached, calling themselves “an insensitive young man, I'm evil.” and making edgy, logic-flavored or morally distant statements like “Maggots are a great food source unironically”, which fits Thinking over Feeling, despite occasional emotional vulnerability in tweets like “I just want to be loved”. Their life appears spontaneous, messy, and reactive—complaints about hunger, power outages, and last-minute decisions like “Ok I'm going to try to do something” and “Gonna try Ray Peat for awhile” indicate a Perceiving style rather than structured planning. Overall, a darkly humorous, abstract, internally focused, and somewhat chaotic thought stream with occasional bursts of affection (e.g. “❤️ love you guys”) aligns best with INTP.

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Tall kid in a dark room, reading theology, overthinking war and yogurt. Once breathed through a cow lung for science. Learning guitar instead of sleeping.– @ImDdae_

Your signature cocktail
Overproof dark rum brings the unfiltered, slightly unhinged edge of posting things like “Literally nothing is stopping me from stabbing anyone, literally a 0.1% chance that they'll find me” and “Fuck and kill everyone you see”. Cold brew coffee stands in for the late-night, overthinking, head-hurting vibe of “3 hours past my usual bedtime and I'm already hearing things, gn” and all the “Coffee” posts. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, vulnerable core that peeks through in “I just want to be loved”, “I love you all”, and “I heart you all”. Smoked salt simple syrup gives a bitter-salty edge of suffering and hunger from “This world worships suffering” and all the desperate “I'm so hungry man” style tweets. Topped with soda water for chaotic fizz, it nods to the absurdity of “Today we're cooking a human fetus” and the bizarre body/food obsessions like “Morning thoughts, raw human baby blood is probably the best food for another human”. Strong, slightly bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and a bit cursed—exactly the energy of someone tweeting “I believe in angels” and then “I'm an insensitive young man, I'm evil.”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong alignment with Slytherin’s focus on self-preservation, ego, and a dark, provocative sense of ambition. They repeatedly frame themselves as uncaring or evil, e.g. “I'm an insensitive young man, I'm evil.” and the edgily grandiose “You'll wither and I will rise”, which fits Slytherin’s self-mythologizing streak. Their fixation on violence and power over others appears in posts like “Literally nothing is stopping me from stabbing anyone, literally a 0.1% chance that they'll find me”, “Fuck and kill everyone you see”, and “Me if killing and robbing people was a crime”, which reads as relishing dominance and transgression. Even when they talk about life philosophy, it’s centered on the self and what benefits them: “remember that the only thing that matters is yourself and what makes you happy”, a very Slytherin framing of priorities. There is some introspection and softness (e.g. “I just want to be loved”), but overall their cultivated persona is ambitious, self-focused, and comfortable with darkness—classic Slytherin traits.

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Radiohead’s Creep fits them because it captures intense self-loathing and alienation that shows up in tweets like “Not gonna lie I'm not worthy of love, I wasn't since the moment I was born” and “I just want to be loved”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and aggression mirrors how they swing from tenderness in “❤️ love you guys” and “I love you all” to hostility and violent imagery in posts like “Fuck and kill everyone you see” and “Блять как же я хочу разбить тебе ебальник тварь ты ебучая”. Creep’s theme of feeling fundamentally wrong or out of place echoes their self-description as “I'm an insensitive young man, I'm evil.” and their belief that “Nothing in my life goes okay but that's okay”. Even their dark humor about violence and grotesque topics, like “Today we're cooking a human fetus” and “Morning thoughts, raw human baby blood is probably the best food for another human”, fits the song’s outsider, boundary-pushing energy. Overall, Creep captures their combination of self-disgust, longing for acceptance, and abrasive, provocative persona.

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