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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, @imjusdawg is a sensitive, artistic soul heavily involved in the music scene, specifically jazz and choir, though they often feel like an alienated outcast. They share Lisa's deep emotional complexity and frequent feelings of social rejection, noting “everyone here hates me and they think i can’t tell istg fuck this jazz festival thing”. The user struggles with family dynamics and a longing for maternal validation, reflecting on how their mom “taking the time to make sure [their brother] feels loved” makes them wonder why she couldn't do the same for them. Despite their academic and musical pursuits, they face constant friction with authority, such as when they lamented, “god damn the band director” after a run-in at school. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa navigate a world where they feel intellectually and emotionally misunderstood by those around them.

Your MBTI personality Type
imjusdawg exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently expressing discomfort and hyper-awareness of others in social settings, such as feeling like “everyone here hates me” at a jazz festival. Their Intuitive (N) side is shown through an internal emotional world and metaphorical self-description, noting they have “joy and whimsy” in their heart despite outward appearances. As a Feeling (F) type, they prioritize personal values and deep emotions, reflecting on their childhood and mourning that their mother “couldn’t do that for me” regarding emotional care. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle, ranging from “block blast” frustrations to reacting impulsively to social friction within the “band social groups.”

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Music student and Jazz Festival veteran. Passionate about band culture, gender-affirming fashion, and accidentally being the most secretive person in the room.– @imjusdawg

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This experimental drink captures a person who claims to have “joy and whimsy in my heart” despite living through constant social crises. The smoky mezcal base represents the feeling that “everyone here hates me” at jazz festivals, while the sparkling wine reflects the gender euphoria of “using the guys bathroom”. It’s a bit sharp on the ribs, much like how their “binder hates meee”, but ultimately sweet enough to make a “tail start wagging”. It is the perfect beverage for someone whose “brain is too ouppy” to handle the stress of a hidden lifestyle.

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imjusdawg demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of self-preservation and cunning while navigating a hostile home environment, noting that their mother's “enemy is closer than she thinks” regarding their identity. They exhibit a sharp, cynical wit and a resourceful approach to social survival, even when admitting they “had to hang out with the enemy” to maintain social standing. Their ambition is often directed inward or toward niche social validation, such as finding a “gender euphoric experience” by reclaiming space in a way that feels transgressive. Furthermore, their intense emotional responses and tendency toward self-protection, seen when they claim to be the “best person to tell ur deepest darkest secret to” due to detachment, align with the more guarded and selective nature of a Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures the feeling of being an awkward, music-obsessed outsider who feels invisible or judged by their peers. The user describes a deep sense of social alienation at events, posting “everyone here hates me and they think i can’t tell istg fuck this jazz festival thing”. Much like the protagonist of the song, they deal with complex romantic feelings and a desire for connection, noted when “my brain is too ouppy” or when they experience the high of “the most gender euphoric experience” while navigating a world that doesn't quite see them. Ultimately, the song mirrors their life in a band-centric, high-pressure environment where they feel like a “thing” trying to find their place.

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