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Your Simpsons character
Shork™ resembles Comic Book Guy with his sarcastic, critical nature and love for niche interests. His tweet 'Unsafe on hit has to be one of the funniest and most frustrating phrases' mirrors Comic Book Guy's detailed critiques. His humor, like 'The Rothschilds hacked my GPS,' aligns with the character's snarky tone. Both share a tendency to overanalyze and poke fun at societal norms.

Your MBTI personality Type
Shork™ fits the INTP type with his analytical, sarcastic, and introspective nature. His critiques, like 'Unsafe on hit has to be one of the funniest and most frustrating phrases,' reflect an analytical mindset. His humor, such as 'The Rothschilds hacked my GPS,' shows a creative approach to problem-solving. INTPs are often reflective, as seen in his tweet 'It's wild to watch the switch up in my parents' reaction to myself and my brother.'

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Gaming critic, sharp wit, and professional sarcasm dispenser ✝️ | Fighting game enthusiast, Coldplay debater, and cat observer | Florida driving survivor | DM for unsolicited commentary.– @ImmortalitySong

Your signature cocktail
The 'Sarcastic Sunrise' captures Shork™'s sharp humor and introspective edge. Whiskey represents his bold critiques like 'Die. Perish. Crawl into a box and nail it shut.' Orange juice adds a touch of brightness, reflecting his humorous takes like 'The Rothschilds hacked my GPS.' Grenadine symbolizes his passion for gaming, while bitters add complexity, mirroring his reflective tweets about family dynamics.

Your Hogwarts House
Shork™ fits Slytherin due to his sharp wit, ambition, and critical thinking. His tweet 'Die. Perish. Crawl into a box and nail it shut' reflects the house's blunt and unapologetic traits. His sarcastic commentary, like 'The Rothschilds hacked my GPS,' aligns with Slytherin's cunning nature. Slytherins are also known for their resourcefulness, which matches his ability to navigate corporate chaos, as seen in 'HR protects the company and not you.'

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This song resonates with Shork™'s sarcastic and critical outlook on life. His tweet 'God willing this will put Bungie out of its misery' reflects the song's themes of disillusionment. His humor, like 'The Rothschilds hacked my GPS,' aligns with the song's blend of seriousness and irony. The reflective nature of 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' matches his tweets about family dynamics and personal experiences.

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