iMorTalSSJ
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His tweets about football and Spanish culture, like 'Honor a nuestros amigos canarios,' show his deep emotional investment in his interests.
- Humorous: His sarcastic take on trends, such as 'Un insulto que se pondrá de moda en el recreo en 15/20 años será decirle a alguien “pues tu padre miraba la kings league”,' highlights his sharp sense of humor.
- Disciplined: His commitment to health is evident in 'con la tontería estoy casi full dieta keto, como menos de 100 gramos de hidratos al día os lo recomiendo!!.'
- Nostalgic: He often reminisces about the past, as seen in 'Cuando éramos felices jugando a jueguitos.'
- Influential: His colleagues wait for him to set the air conditioning, as he notes in 'En mi oficina esperan a que yo llegue porque les da vergüenza poner el aire acondicionado a 22 grados.'
Weaknesses:
- Judgmental: He harshly critiques others, such as in 'Qué vergüenza ajena de mujer. Qué mal hablada, qué mal educada y qué poca elegancia.'
- Overly Sarcastic: His humor can come off as biting, like in 'En éste video vemos puro talento. Todos son ingenieros, médicos o arquitectos por lo menos.'
- Stubborn: He refuses to play games with someone due to their silence on a scandal, as seen in 'Yo juego al brawl hasta haciendo cardio pero con esta ni de coña porque sigue sin decir nada de Negreira y de los árbitros comprados.'
- Pessimistic: He often dwells on negative aspects, like 'Abril terrible pero lo que tiene que hacer uno en estas situaciones es mirar hacia delante y seguir con su vida.'
- Critical of Others: He frequently criticizes societal behaviors, such as in 'Cómo va a haber una empresa para llevar los niños al parque como si fueran perros?'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
His mix of humor, nostalgia, and occasional bluntness mirrors Homer Simpson. His tweet 'Cuando éramos felices jugando a jueguitos' reflects Homer’s love for simple joys. Similarly, his sarcastic take on trends, like 'Un insulto que se pondrá de moda en el recreo en 15/20 años será decirle a alguien “pues tu padre miraba la kings league,”' matches Homer’s comedic commentary on life. Both are relatable and flawed yet endearing.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
He exhibits ENTJ traits: decisive, ambitious, and outspoken. His bio 'Estoy donde quería estar no donde quiero estar' reflects a goal-driven mindset. His sarcastic critiques, like 'Qué vergüenza ajena de mujer,' show his direct communication style. His disciplined approach to health, 'con la tontería estoy casi full dieta keto,' highlights his strategic thinking. Finally, his influence at work, 'En mi oficina esperan a que yo llegue porque les da vergüenza poner el aire acondicionado a 22 grados,' underscores his leadership tendencies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you on a keto diet? Because you're 100% the snack I need in my life.
- Do you like football? Because you've scored a goal straight to my heart.
- Are you nostalgic for simpler times? Because I can take you back to when love was easy and fun.
- If I were Real Madrid, you'd be my star player—irreplaceable and always winning.
- Are you a Verdunch de la derecha? Because you're making my heart swing right.
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Opinionated sports enthusiast | Nostalgic for simpler times | Keto diet advocate | Sarcastic realist based in Palma, Spain | Football and culture are life.– @iMorTalSSJ
Your signature cocktail
Keto Kickoff
The 'Keto Kickoff' reflects his disciplined lifestyle and love for football. Vodka and soda water keep it low-carb, aligning with his keto advocacy in 'con la tontería estoy casi full dieta keto.' Lime juice adds a zesty kick, matching his sharp humor like 'Un insulto que se pondrá de moda en el recreo en 15/20 años será decirle a alguien “pues tu padre miraba la kings league.”' Mint leaves add a refreshing touch, symbolizing his nostalgic and reflective side.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
His ambition and cunning nature fit Slytherin traits. For example, his tweet 'Vosotros en la eso hacíais los deberes en casa o los hacíais el mismo día que los pedían? Yo se los preguntaba a amigos a primera hora y los copiaba rápidamente antes de que la profe lo preguntara' shows resourcefulness. His discipline in health, 'con la tontería estoy casi full dieta keto,' also aligns with Slytherin's focus on self-improvement. However, his judgmental side, like 'Qué vergüenza ajena de mujer,' reflects the house's more critical tendencies.
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Viva la Vida - Coldplay
This song's themes of reflection and ambition resonate with his bio 'Estoy donde quería estar no donde quiero estar.' His tweet 'Abril terrible pero lo que tiene que hacer uno en estas situaciones es mirar hacia delante y seguir con su vida' aligns with the song's message of resilience. The nostalgic tone of the song also matches tweets like 'Cuando éramos felices jugando a jueguitos.'
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