Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This account most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa had grown up Extremely Online and terminally ironic. Like Lisa, the user is highly political and globally focused, constantly commenting on geopolitics and economics, from praising EU–India trade moves in “every int news channel is about eu india fta. i hope trump is squirming” to needling Americans in “Thank god. The rent seeking of americans will stop”. The bio’s self-aware ideology flex — “neoliberal cosmopolitan | globalist | anti working class | pro WEF agenda” — echoes Lisa’s bookish, ideologically defined identity, just refracted through dark, shitposting humor. Their interest in systems and institutions shows up in tweets like “RW has a literature reading problem. In economics boring means stable” and “cut offs are steadily converging. in few years all seethe against reservation will drop because it will no longer be relevant”, very Lisa-like in analytical tone. Even when they’re mocking others — for example “Academia is naturally anti RW. To be in academia is to read which RW doesn't do” — it carries the same mix of moral superiority, intellectualism, and exasperation that defines Lisa, albeit with far sharper, more cynical internet-native language.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They read as strongly Extraverted: they constantly comment on public events, geopolitics, and other users, and seem energized by interaction and reaction rather than privacy, e.g. openly mocking or addressing large groups like in “americunts angry” and “Pakistanis liking my tweet lmao”. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive, oriented toward systems, power structures, and big-picture narratives rather than concrete daily life, such as their takes on EU–India FTA, WEF, and civilization in “Nations will come and go civilization is here to stay” and “they are going the london way. shifting rents from oil to land & properties”. They lean heavily Thinking: their style is analytical, combative, and often harsh, prioritizing ideological consistency over harmony, for example “Academia is naturally anti RW… Hence ppl in academia are neoliberals to far left” and the coldly dismissive “I don't think 22 yo want you either”. Their tone is judgmental, decisive, and structured, which fits Judging: they make firm pronouncements about groups and strategies, like “cut offs are steadily converging. in few years all seethe against reservation will drop because it will no longer be relevant” and “we should be exporting ideologies like wahabbism to destabilize others”, rather than keeping options open. Combining visible extraversion, abstraction, hard-edged logic, and decisive, strategic commentary, ENTJ is the closest MBTI match.
Some pickup lines for you
- You cheering ‘americunts angry’, ‘ruskies ki gaand jali’, and still thirsting over EU–India FTA makes you the real multipolar queen. Can I apply for a comprehensive partnership agreement with you too—zero tariffs on affection, full market access to your DMs?
- You called neoliberal globalist puppet Ursula the saviour of the white race and still went ‘Good afternoon my fellow goycattles’—that’s elite-tier irony. I promise I’ll treat you better than EU treats its farmers, even if your bio says you’re #1 farmer hater.
- You tweeting ‘Ursula madam should start EU republic day’ and live-commenting on Modi speedrunning 24 EU languages tells me you like soft power and good aesthetics. Let me be the tableau in your parade: French romance, Rajasthani endurance, and Bombay chaos all in one.
- You roast everyone—from ‘svllas’ massacring each other to ‘americunts’ rent-seeking—but also pause to say ‘Odias and pahadis are so nice’ and ‘Kitna cute hai ye’. That combo of geopolitical shitposting and random tenderness is exactly my type; I’d like to be in the ‘why am I crying’ category next.
- You joked ‘Talking about Gaza with Bibi’s best friend 🥀’ and still manage to stan Macron and call Lenin a teenage white girl—that’s insane range. How about we discuss BRICS, Wahhabism exports, and caste cutoffs over coffee so boring it’s macro-economically “stable” by your standards?
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Your new Twitter bio
Bombay-based policy nerd. Obsessed with trade deals, geopolitics & obscure economic charts. Once live-tweeted a parade just to rate the tableaux.– @Incendies591432
Your signature cocktail
The Neoliberal Cosmopolitan (Farmer-Hater’s Edition)
This cocktail spins off their bio as a neoliberal cosmopolitan | globalist into a sharp, unapologetic twist on a classic cosmo, as bold as calling themselves “#1 farmer hater”. The vodka base is clean and ruthless, mirroring their cold takes on geopolitics when they say things like “MBS has been taking Ls after Ls thanks to low oil prices. All arabs will go back to camels from ferraris”. Blood orange triple sec adds a glamorous, slightly bitter note that fits their delight in elite drama such as “every int news channel is about eu india fta. i hope trump is squirming”. The kokum/tamarind sourness reflects their cutting, desi-online sarcasm in posts like “americunts angry” and “The seethe will continue from americunts, ruskies and chinkis”. A black pepper–chilli tincture brings the heat of lines such as “Nigga we have your receipts too” and their gleeful geopolitical trolling in “real brics moment”. Finally, edible gold dust on top nods to their obsession with power, status and the EU–India spectacle in posts like “Mudizi speedrunning in 24 eu languages. respect” and their reverent-ironic tone toward “Neoliberal globalist puppet ursula von der leyen”, making the drink look as expensive and extra as their timeline feels.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account is driven by ambition, realpolitik, and a proudly self-interested ideological stance, which are classic Slytherin traits. They openly embrace being a “neoliberal cosmopolitan | globalist | anti working class | pro WEF agenda | #1 farmer hater” in their bio, signaling a deliberate, contrarian identity built around power structures rather than fairness or warmth. Their tweets are frequently about geopolitics, trade, and power balances, often gloating over others’ losses, e.g. celebrating low oil prices with “MBS has been taking Ls after Ls thanks to low oil prices. All arabs will go back to camels from ferraris” and mocking rival blocs with “The seethe will continue from americunts, ruskies and chinkis. They hate EU and India to the core”. There is a recurring fascination with strategic advantage and elite maneuvering, such as cheering EU–India deals and rent-shifting with tweets like “they are going the london way. shifting rents from oil to land & properties” and “Thank god. The rent seeking of americans will stop”. They advocate using ideological exports as tools of power—“we should be exporting ideologies like wahabbism to destabilize others”—which is quintessentially cunning and opportunistic. While there is some wit and analysis, the dominant throughline is a sharp, calculating focus on hierarchy, winners vs. losers, and strategic alignment, aligning far more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Blank Space - Taylor Swift
The best fit is Taylor Swift’s Blank Space—a song that mixes self-aware irony, theatrical drama, and a kind of performative villainy, all of which this account leans into. Their bio openly brands themselves as a “neoliberal cosmopolitan | globalist | anti working class | pro WEF agenda | #1 farmer hater,” a tongue‑in‑cheek ‘villain arc’ that mirrors the way Blank Space plays with the image of the unhinged, hyper-aware protagonist. They often revel in chaos with posts like “The seethe will continue from americunts, ruskies and chinkis. They hate EU and India to the core” and “americunts angry”, echoing the song’s gleeful, mocking energy toward others’ reactions. Their fixation on power politics and optics—e.g. “Mudizi gives everyone expensive welcome so everyone coming here to feel good about themselves” and “Neoliberal globalist puppet ursula von der leyen did more to save the white race than lesbian hitler alice wiedel”—matches the track’s themes of image, control, and performance. And the fact that their display name includes “(Taylor's version)” makes a Taylor Swift song, especially one as self-consciously dramatic as Blank Space, the most on‑brand choice.
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