Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses sarcasm and jokes, like laughing at chaotic situations in football and TV, e.g. “os caras vive numa pegadinha do panico KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Passionate: Shows strong emotion for fandoms and football, e.g. love for NCT, SKZ, Seventeen, and Corinthians in “estranho seria não ver a bandeira do corinthians” and “eu amo tanto eles”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and admiration for people and things, such as “te amo vini jr” and “eu amo esse homem”.
- Candid: Speaks honestly about work, stress, and daily life, e.g. admitting struggle at the hospital job in “talvez eu esteja com a consciência pesada pq um cara aq no serviço tomo no cu por minha causa”.
- Loyal: Shows consistent attachment to favorites like Corinthians, NCT, EXO, and old toys, e.g. “gostava tanto dos furby não dou o meu embora nem se me pagassem”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly jokes about killing themself in frustration, e.g. “vou rasgar meu pescoço em praça publica hoje as 23:19” and “vou me matar na frente de quem organiza os shows do nct no brasil”.
- Impulsive: Tweets intense emotional reactions quickly, like threatening to self-harm over show dates in “se realmente for numa segunda eu vou me matar”.
- Negative: Focuses often on irritation and dissatisfaction, e.g. “meu deus eu vou me matar isso ta me fazendo mal em todos os sentidos” and complaints about work and shipping delays.
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language toward others, such as “se fode mlk” and swearing at people like Carlos Miguel in “NO DIA DO MEU ANIVERSÁRIO VOCÊ NAO TEM ESSE DIREITO CARLOS MIGUEL eu vou me matar na sua frente”.
- Crude: Frequently uses explicit or sexual language, e.g. references to “xereca,” “bct da eva,” and sexual content in the bio.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, funny, and constantly overreacting in a way that’s more dramatic than truly dark. They repeatedly threaten to “end it all” in an exaggerated, comedic way, like “vou rasgar meu pescoço em praça publica hoje as 23:19” and “vou me matar na frente de quem organiza os shows do nct no brasil”, which mirrors Homer’s flair for loud, impulsive outbursts whenever something annoys him. Their intense sports fandom, especially for Corinthians, is very Homer-like, as shown in “estranho seria não ver a bandeira do corinthians” and “corinthians se você fosse um time de futebol qual você seria?”. They also complain about work and coworkers in a down-to-earth, annoyed tone, such as “talvez eu esteja com a consciência pesada pq um cara aq no serviço tomo no cu por minha causa mas pqp o mlk n sabe imprimir uma guia medica sem colocar as coisas tudo errado”, which fits Homer’s attitude toward his job at the power plant. Finally, their mix of horny humor and crude jokes, like “por esse dinheiro eu entro ate pelada no campo” and bio references to explicit content, matches Homer’s often immature, impulsive, and not-very-filtered sense of humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly react to public events (football, K‑pop concerts, TV, work), joke dramatically about others, and address people/companies directly, e.g. calling out coworkers in “talvez eu esteja com a consciência pesada pq um cara aq no serviço tomo no cu por minha causa mas pqp o mlk n sabe imprimir uma guia medica sem colocar as coisas tudo errado” and tweeting at the post office in “oiiii correios vamo fazer o favor de entregar minha encomenda logo não aguento mais esperar”. They seem Intuitive (N): their humor is often exaggeration and metaphor rather than literal description, like “vou rasgar meu pescoço em praça publica hoje as 23:19” and “coringa é o homem mais feliz do mundo”, and they enjoy fandom/fictional dynamics in their bio rather than practical topics. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they react emotionally to games and shows (“ler aquilo acabou com o meu dia de uma forma meu deus eu quero chorar o dia todo agora”; “a criança vai perder a mãe de novo que ideia egoísta do caralho vai se fuder”) and express affection toward idols and players (“eu amo esse homem”; “te amo vini jr”). They seem Perceiving (P) because they present as spontaneous, chaotic, and reactive instead of structured or plan‑oriented, seen in lines like “perdi a sequencia de bereal de novo vai se fude” and their playful resistance to adult responsibilities in “não gosto de ter conta p pagar não gosto de ter q criar responsabilidade mas gosto de gastar dinheiro 😸😸”. Combining outgoing, emotionally expressive reactions with imaginative hyperbole and flexible, in‑the‑moment behavior points most strongly to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’ll “matar” someone por causa do show do NCT, do SKZ, de segunda-feira… if you need a reason to stay alive, I can be the person who stands next to you screaming the fanchants instead.
- You hating that this is your last aniversário with a ‘1’ na frente just proves you’re like Corinthians: clássico, sofrido, e cada ano que passa a gente ama mais mesmo reclamando.
- The hospital food only gets ‘muito boa graças a Deus’ once in a blue moon, but if we go out to eat I promise I’ll be more consistent than that kitchen and at least 10x more excited to see you than you were to see that bandeja.
- Since you said ‘por esse dinheiro eu entro até pelada no campo’, I feel it’s only fair that I offer a trade: I’ll be your Vini Jr./Corinthians commentator yelling ‘como que perde esse gol caralho’ every time I almost miss the chance to ask you out.
- You bullying Carlos Miguel on your birthday, xingando a taxa de importação, e ameaçando o organizador dos shows do NCT me convenceu de uma coisa: anyone who survives your TL deserves a date… can I apply for the position of ‘cara que você não manda se fuder, pelo menos na primeira saída’?
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Hospital worker, Corinthians loyalist & K‑pop concert hunter. Once survived a stove explosion and still complains about import taxes.– @incorinthiano
Your signature cocktail
Omega Neo-Química Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chili pepper for the chaotic, dramatic threats like “vou rasgar meu pescoço em praça publica hoje as 23:19” and “vou me matar na frente de quem organiza os shows do nct no brasil”, giving it a strong, fiery kick. Guaraná soda brings hyper Brazilian pop energy for their football and K‑pop stan life, from “estranho seria não ver a bandeira do corinthians” to screaming about shows like “oiii ateez vai divulgar a data do próximo show no brasil quando???”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the low-key depressive humor in “sim sou totalmente triste” and the emotional damage of “ler aquilo acabou com o meu dia de uma forma meu deus eu quero chorar o dia todo agora”. Lime juice cuts through the chaos like their sharp commentary in “racista é o brasil porra” and “a criança vai perder a mãe de novo que ideia egoísta do caralho vai se fuder”. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to the messy, fandom-glam vibes of an NCT/Stray Kids stan with tweets like “vai ser o show mais insalubre que o nct ja fez” and the unabashed thirst in “por esse dinheiro eu entro ate pelada no campo”, making the Omega Neo-Química Fizz loud, extra, and impossible to ignore.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user fits best in Gryffindor because of their impulsive, intense, and confrontational style, often jumping straight to dramatic reactions in the face of frustration or injustice. They repeatedly use over-the-top threats or self-destructive humor when upset, like “vou rasgar meu pescoço em praça publica hoje as 23:19” and “vou me matar na frente de quem organiza os shows do nct no brasil”, which suggests a hot‑blooded, reactive temperament typical of Gryffindors rather than the calculated self‑preservation of Slytherin. They also show strong moral indignation and a willingness to call things out bluntly, as in “a criança vai perder a mãe de novo que ideia egoísta do caralho vai se fuder” and “racista é o brasil porra”, reflecting a gut-level sense of justice and readiness to speak up. Their sports fandom and intense loyalty to Corinthians, seen in tweets like “estranho seria não ver a bandeira do corinthians” and “ele é mt corinthians”, further underline a passionate, ride‑or‑die attitude. While there are hints of humor and self‑deprecation, the dominant traits are bold emotional expression, impulsive outbursts, and a confrontational defense of what they care about—core Gryffindor characteristics.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
The song thank u, next fits them because it’s all about chaotic resilience, messy feelings, and still moving forward with attitude and humor, which mirrors their timeline. They constantly joke about stress and wanting to give up, like "vou rasgar meu pescoço em praça publica hoje as 23:19" and "meu deus eu vou me matar isso ta me fazendo mal em todos os sentidos", but they keep showing up online, at work, and for their fandoms. There’s also a self-aware, slightly dramatic flair in tweets like "segunda feira é o caralho" and "sim sou totalmente triste", echoing the song’s balance between drama and self-empowerment. Their mix of fandom love and everyday chaos, from "te amo vini jr" to "fogão da cozinha estourou do meu lado com uma panela de óleo em cima deus se vc quer me levar não precisa ser desse jeito", matches the song’s vibe of turning disasters into a narrative of survival and growth. Even their frustration about shows and responsibilities, like "vou me matar na frente de quem organiza os shows do nct no brasil" and "não gosto de ter conta p pagar não gosto de ter q criar responsabilidade mas gosto de gastar dinheiro 😸😸", aligns with the song’s theme of acknowledging messiness but still carrying on with a wink.
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