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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, and constantly turning every situation into a joke or meme. Their timeline is full of playful trolling and dark humor, like asking “A qué hora se matan los Palandristas?” and mocking political figures with lines such as “Basta de políticos garcas que solo piensen en su bolsillo.”. The user also shows Bart-like parody and satire, inventing things like $PALANCOIN and the mock prayer “Ave ponzi que estás en la Matanza…” to make fun of cultish communities. Their tone is rebellious and anti-authority, seen when they attack hypocritical politicians or media, as in “El forro paga el verificado y quiere prohibir Twitter, típico de comunista que se queja del capitalismo y tiene el último iPhone.”. Even the bio “Keep calm and drink mate” fits Bart’s laid-back, jokey attitude: not ideological leadership or moralizing like Lisa, but a clever troublemaker who finds humor in everything.

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They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, directed at a community (“Palandristas”, politics, streams) and focused on interaction and in‑jokes, e.g. mocking a streamer’s surgery in “NOOO PALANDRI NO DEBISTE OPERARTE EN EL HOSPITAL EVITA PERÓN” and addressing a whole faction in “A todos los Palandristas les deseo buena jornada electoral”. Their humor and content are very Intuitive, revolving around satire, hypotheticals, and layered references like the mock‑religious lore around a Ponzi in “Ave ponzi que estás en la Matanza, santificada sea tu rodilla venga a nosotros tu stream…” and the fake crypto promo in “¡Bienvenido al futuro dorado de las criptomonedas: $PALANCOIN!”. The tone is strongly Thinking: arguments and jokes are cutting, logical, and often confrontational rather than tactful, as in “El forro paga el verificado y quiere prohibir Twitter, típico de comunista que se queja del capitalismo y tiene el último iPhone.” or the harsh insult in “A casa gorda PUTAAA!!!”. Their lifestyle and posting style feel Perceiving: they surf ongoing events, meme on breaking news (“Última hora!!!”), and improvise new bits like founding a “Santo Ponzi” in “A qué hora fundamos el Santo Ponzi” rather than showing structured, plan‑oriented behavior. Overall, the combination of extroverted, rapid‑fire banter, abstract humor, debate‑oriented criticism, and spontaneous meme‑making matches ENTP best.

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Argentine in Jamaica, part-time meme legislator of the Palandristas. Once tried to launch $PALANCOIN as a joke and people asked for the whitepaper.– @Indesiso2000

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This drink starts with yerba mate–infused gin as a nod to the bio “Keep calm and drink mate” and the calmly chaotic energy running through his timeline. A heavy splash of fernet with mint channels the Argentine-Uruguayan political shitposting vibe and the devotion to Palandri and the Santo Ponzi, especially in posts like “Ave ponzi que estás en la Matanza, santificada sea tu rodilla venga a nosotros tu stream…” and “Desde el JEWlandrismo, se reconoce a Israel como un estado legítimo 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 Viva el Jewponzi y la Jewdilla de palandri.”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter freshness that fits his sarcastic political takes like “Vos te levantas a las 5 am para financiar un grupo de 3 conchudas que leen el horóscopo…”. A dash of chili tincture represents the spicy, unfiltered aggression in tweets such as “A casa gorda PUTAAA!!!” and “A qué hora se matan los Palandristas?”. Finally, a salted honey foam on top captures the mix of irony, camaraderie, and oddly affectionate cult energy in “A qué hora fundamos el Santo Ponzi” and “Gracias por aceptarme”, leaving a sweet-salty aftertaste as chaotic as his timeline.

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Nicolás shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and a taste for power games, especially in the ironic, cult-like framing of “Palandri” and Ponzi schemes. His mock‑religious, Ponzi‑themed creativity around power and money is very Slytherin-coded, for example in “🔶 ¡Bienvenido al futuro dorado de las criptomonedas: $PALANCOIN! 🔶 🚨 Anímate a ponziar el Ponzi con $PALANCOIN 🚨 📈 Invierte ahora y observa más ganancias... en el grupo de WhatsApp 😉” and the satirical prayer in “Ave ponzi que estás en la Matanza, santificada sea tu rodilla venga a nosotros tu stream, perdona nuestros 100 pesinos como nosotros perdonamos a sillandri y alejanos de nenemabun, amén.”. He repeatedly frames politics and streaming as power struggles and grifts, attacking “garca” politicians in “En la foto se puede apreciar al diputado Castalandri, votando por un aumento en su dieta como senador mientras el pueblo argentino sufre las consecuencias. Basta de políticos garcas que solo piensen en su bolsillo.” while simultaneously reveling in the game-like aspect of scams and influence. His use of sharp, sometimes ruthless humor—like “A qué hora se matan los Palandristas?” and “A casa gorda PUTAAA!!!”—shows a willingness to be cutting and provocative rather than conciliatory or gentle. There is wit and creativity (slightly Ravenclaw-ish) in his worldbuilding, such as the mock-religious imagery in “Palandri Santo Patrono de los Ponzi. Intercede por nosotros, amén.”, but it is consistently focused on hierarchy, money, and insider groups, which are classic Slytherin themes. Overall, the blend of ironic ambition, insider loyalty to his in-group (“Palandristas”), and comfort with morally gray power-play humor points clearly to Slytherin over the other houses.

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Their timeline is full of irreverent, anti-establishment humor and constant mockery of politicians and institutions, which fits the confrontational, politically-charged spirit of Killing in the Name. They openly criticize political hypocrisy, like when they write about a deputy "votando por un aumento en su dieta como senador mientras el pueblo argentino sufre" in “En la foto se puede apreciar al diputado Castalandri, votando por un aumento en su dieta como senador mientras el pueblo argentino sufre las consecuencias. Basta de políticos garcas que solo piensen en su bolsillo.”. Their tone is rebellious and aggressive, as seen in “A casa gorda PUTAAA!!!” and “El forro paga el verificado y quiere prohibir Twitter, típico de comunista que se queja del capitalismo y tiene el último iPhone.”, echoing the song’s raw anger. Even their satirical creation of a fake crypto-ponzi religion around “Palandri” in “🔶 ¡Bienvenido al futuro dorado de las criptomonedas: $PALANCOIN! 🔶 🚨 Anímate a ponziar el Ponzi con $PALANCOIN 🚨 📈 Invierte ahora y observa más ganancias... en el grupo de WhatsApp 😉” reflects the song’s critique of corrupt systems and blind obedience. Overall, their mix of political rage, sarcasm, and refusal to take authority seriously lines up strongly with the defiant energy of Killing in the Name.

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