Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Musician: She expresses deep pride and physical excitement over her “song i made”.
- Devoted Partner: Her profile location and tweets like “god put me on earth to love my bf” show romantic loyalty.
- Gaming Enthusiast: She plays a variety of titles, from Baldur's Gate 3 featuring “astarion my beloved” to Marvel Rivals.
- Self-Aware: She recognizes when she needs to be “touching grass” after a frustrating gaming session.
- Eclectic Taste: Her interests range from “sovietwave” music to horror classics like Silent Hill.
Weaknesses:
- Superstitious Spending: She claims to have “paid the etsy witches” to influence game mechanics.
- Competitive Frustration: She admits to “losing 10 matches on rivals”, indicating a potential tilt during gaming.
- Impulsive Commentary: She posts unfiltered thoughts on celebrity fashion, questioning if “lana bought her man a wig”.
- Hygiene Skepticism: She questions others for being “better than me” simply for washing their fruit.
- Food Irritability: She describes a hollow croqueta as the “worst pain”, showing low tolerance for minor inconveniences.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Joanie is a creative musician who feels deeply, noting she is “so proud of this song i made i want to vibrate out of my skin”. She shares Lisa's eclectic and niche interests, ranging from “sovietwave” to philosophical gaming experiences like Signalis. While she has a sharp, judgmental wit regarding social trends—like “selling ‘vintage’ toddler tees for $80”—she also displays a romantic, yearning side typical of Lisa’s occasional infatuations. Ultimately, her blend of artistic passion, gaming hobbyism, and ironic humor makes her a modern, digital-age version of the iconic middle Simpson child.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Joanie exhibits Introversion (I) through her deep immersion in solitary gaming and music production, expressing a desire to be sent to “silent hill so i can face everything and move on”. Her Intuitive (N) nature is clear in her interest in atmospheric, abstract media like Signalis and Sovietwave, and her use of hyperbolic, expressive language like “i want to vibrate out of my skin” regarding her creativity. She leads with Feeling (F), as her feed is dominated by intense emotional states, yearning for her boyfriend, and personal affection for characters like “astarion my beloved”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and her reaction to the frustrations of competitive gaming after “losing 10 matches on rivals”, suggesting an adaptable, mood-driven lifestyle over a structured one.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m nothing like a bad croqueta—I’m always full of the good stuff and I'll never leave you disappointed.
- Are you an Etsy witch? Because you’ve definitely cast a spell on me that no amount of 'resource rumble' could break.
- I know you’re a master at Signalis, but how about we stop the Sovietwave for a night and go look at some fish at the aquarium?
- Forget Marvel Rivals—you’ve already won the match for my heart, and I promise I won’t make you go touch grass after.
- I’m no Astarion, but I’d happily let you be the main character in my campaign any day.
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Music producer and avid gamer exploring Sovietwave and Silent Hill. Once paid an Etsy witch to fix my gaming luck. Dedicated to aquarium dates and better music.– @indiepleaze
Your signature cocktail
The Yearning Gatita
This drink captures Joanie’s mix of gaming grit and romantic devotion. The smoky base represents her desire to be “send me to silent hill so i can face everything and move on”, while the vibrant strawberry highlights her sassy domestic side where she questions if “ur better than me because you run a lil bit of water on your strawberries ?”. It’s a bit bitter, much like the “worst pain is biting into a croqueta and it having no fillings”, but ultimately sweet and sparkly because she’s “so proud of this song i made i want to vibrate out of my skin”. It’s the perfect companion for a girl who believes “god put me on earth to love my bf”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Joanie’s digital presence is centered on a deep, unwavering loyalty to her loved ones, a hallmark trait of a Hufflepuff. She frequently expresses devotion to her partner, stating “god put me on earth to love my bf” and affectionately “yearning my boyfriend” or calling him “mah beh beh”. Her appreciation for comfort and shared experiences, like wanting to “go on a date to the aquarium”, aligns with the house's value of simple joys and emotional connection. Furthermore, her pride in her creative output—“i’m so proud of this song i made i want to vibrate out of my skin”—shows the earnest, hardworking spirit typical of Helga Hufflepuff’s students.
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Your song
Video Games - Lana Del Rey
Joanie’s online presence is a blend of deep romantic devotion and dedicated gaming culture, making Lana Del Rey’s discography an obvious match. She openly expresses a life centered around her partner, tweeting “god put me on earth to love my bf” and “mmmffffhhhhgghh yearning my boyfriend”, echoing the song's themes of total romantic surrender. Her interests in titles like Baldur's Gate 3, evidenced by “astarion my beloved”, and Marvel Rivals further cement the 'gamer girlfriend' aesthetic. Even her commentary on pop culture, such as “lana bought her man a wig ?”, shows she is already tuned into this specific vibe. Ultimately, Video Games captures her duality of being a modern gamer who is simultaneously 'heaven is a place on earth with you' obsessed with her significant other.
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