Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: Admits blame for hair/skin complaints and acknowledges her routine is a disaster (hair/skin tweet).
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares taking two BZDs and feeling swamped, revealing mental‑health struggles (BZDs tweet).
- Reflective: Questions personal involvement in culture wars despite lack of interest (culture‑war tweet).
- Critical thinker: Discusses ancap vs. Lenin class analysis, showing engagement with political theory (ancap tweet).
- Cultural awareness: Comments on New Zealand criticism and Chinese feminist discourse, demonstrating global awareness (NZ & Chinese tweets).
Weaknesses:
- Self-criticism: Calls own posts 'annoying to read' and apologizes for being problematic (mess‑up tweet).
- Negativity: Describes days as 'absolutely terrible' and expresses hopelessness (terrible day tweet).
- Anxiety: Mentions inability to sleep and urgent need to get home, indicating anxiety (sleeping‑time tweet).
- Social withdrawal: Avoids friends' Philippines invitations, pretends not to see messages (friend invitation tweet).
- Impulsivity: Leaves chat abruptly after a friend bails to game, showing impulsive reaction (he bailed tweet).
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten is known for his chronic insecurity, feeling like an annoying outcast, and constantly apologizing for his perceived flaws, which matches the user's self‑deprecating tone. The user writes "I know I know I only have myself to blame for complaining about my hair and skin …" and "messed up. I only ever post stuff that's annoying to read," echoing Milhouse’s habit of blaming himself and fearing he bothers others. Their admission "Ugh, I wish I was just stupid. I wouldn't have to worry about this much" mirrors Milhouse’s wish to be less aware of his shortcomings. The tweet about "The few friends I have keep inviting me to go to the Philippines … I can only pretend not to see the messages" reflects Milhole’s social isolation and reluctance to engage, similar to how he often sits on the sidelines of Bart’s adventures. Finally, the user’s anxiety about relationships – "I’ll randomly get these flashbacks … I’m convinced my BF has been totally insincere … my deep seated insecurity acting up again" – captures Milhouse’s classic insecurity about being liked and loved.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted tendencies appear in tweets like "The few friends I have keep inviting me to go to the Philippines with them, but I can only pretend not to see the messages and make excuses" showing a preference for internal reflection over social interaction. Their focus on abstract concepts such as future identity and political theory, e.g., "r/detrans feels exactly like looking at my future : giving up because I simply couldn't withstand the immense toll required, yet never truly being able to fit into male" and "Someone argued that ancap oppressed vs. oppressor split is actually 'technically' similar to Lenin's class analysis," indicates an intuitive (N) style. The frequent expression of personal emotions and values, for instance "I’ll randomly get these flashbacks to tiny details, and suddenly I’m convinced my BF has been totally insincere this whole time—just going through the motions. But then I actually think about it, and it’s honestly just my deep seated insecurity acting up again" and "Ugh, I wish I was just stupid," points to a feeling (F) decision‑making. Finally, their struggle with deadlines and spontaneous remarks like "I'm totally swamped recently, but I have zero progress to show. The deadline is looming, and I'm just done trying" and "Imagine being an hour late and there are only three ppl in the class. I seriously need to crash" suggest a perceiving (P) orientation. Altogether these traits align best with the INFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you’re over your bangs—let’s flip that mood together, maybe over a coffee where the only thing we’ll need to style is our conversation.
- Two BZDs and a mountain of deadlines? I’m the perfect ‘off‑prescription’ pick‑me‑up—ready to give you a laugh that’s 100% side‑effect free.
- Your crew keeps pulling you to the Philippines, but I’d love to be the reason you say ‘yes’ to a virtual getaway with me instead.
- Your r/detrans post shows how brave you are—if you need a safe space to just be, I’m here with a listening ear and a cozy hug.
- Your bio asks ‘why u come here?’—maybe it’s because I’m the one who can turn a dull scroll into a reason to smile.
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Your new Twitter bio
New Zealand writer, chronically late, coffee-fueled, missed a class thanks to a cat video. Mental health advocate & trans ally.– @indkmfwtfftw
Your signature cocktail
Noche's Nocturne
The smoky depth of mezcal mirrors the feeling of being overwhelmed, like the tweet "I’m on two BZDs right now. I’m totally swamped recently, but I have zero progress to show. The deadline is looming, and I’m just done trying." The sweet lychee liqueur nods to the user’s longing for the Philippines and their Asian roots, echoing "The few friends I have keep inviting me to go to the Philippines with them, but I can only pretend not to see the messages and make excuses." The bright lemon juice adds a sharp, self‑critical bite, reflecting the frustration in "I really hate my bangs" and "I know I only have myself to blame for complaining about my hair and skin." A drizzle of honey softens the bitterness, symbolising moments when they hope to be better, as they wrote "Maybe I’ll be better after some time. im sry." Finally, a dash of lavender bitters hints at the calming effect of their medication, tying back to "I’m on two BZDs right now."
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Several tweets show a strong inclination toward analysis and intellectual curiosity, traits prized by Ravenclaw. For example, the user writes, "Someone argued that ancap oppressed vs. oppressor split is actually 'technically' similar to Lenin's class analysis" and engages with complex political discussions about feminism in China and transgender athletes, indicating a love of learning. They also reflect deeply on personal mental health, stating, "I'm on two BZDs right now... I just want to get this over with quickly so I can go see him," showing introspective self‑analysis. Their habit of quoting and dissecting other users' posts, as seen in "I can understand if it were another country,but they're criticizing New Zealand?" further highlights a keen analytical mind. While they express insecurity, the consistent pattern of thoughtful commentary aligns best with Ravenclaw's values of wit and wisdom.
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Creep - Radiohead
Songs like Radiohead's "Creep" capture the sense of alienation and self‑criticism that runs through the user's timeline. In tweets they lament being "annoying to read" and apologising for it ("messed up. I only ever post stuff that's annoying to read. Maybe I'll be better after some time. im sry."), echoing the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo…". Their repeated references to feeling overwhelmed, sleeping to escape ("Today was absolutely terrible. I'm going to put everything I have into getting home, taking my Drug, and sleeping") and being a burden ("I’m on two BZDs right now… zero progress") mirror the song's refrain of not belonging. The line "I don’t belong here" aligns with their feelings of isolation expressed in "Imagine being an hour late and there are only three ppl in the class. I seriously need to crash." This combination of depressive self‑assessment, social withdrawal, and longing for acceptance makes "Creep" an apt match.
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