ineedmorphine
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: She repeatedly praises and clings to her friends — 'They have been there, always waiting for me' — showing fierce devotion.
- Honest: She posts raw feelings openly like 'Sometimes I do feel like I’m useless bro' rather than hiding them behind polished content.
- Affectionate: She showers people with love: 'ANYWAY!!!! I LOVE U @xburnedbodies' and 'I love u Mar' demonstrate warm emotional generosity.
- Playful: Her dramatic, silly posts like 'HERE I COME!!!! TICKLE TICKLE HOROSCOPE RUN!!!' reveal a fun, irreverent energy.
- Reflective: She self-analyzes and writes about patterns: 'The day I stop self doubting myself is the day I’ll be genuinely happy, which means NEVER' shows introspection.
Weaknesses:
- Anxious: Frequent worries such as 'Sometimes I wonder what if they’re actually bored of me' point to persistent anxiety about relationships.
- Depressive: Explicit statements like 'I’m still depressed and and shit' reveal ongoing low mood that affects her daily life.
- Self-doubting: Her repeated lines about feeling useless and doubting herself — 'Sometimes I do feel like I’m useless bro' — undermine her confidence.
- Overdependent: She places heavy emotional weight on a few friends, saying 'Bro def saved my life', which risks clinginess or burnout in relationships.
- Dramatic: Her tendency to extreme phrasing ('The day I stop self doubting myself is the day I’ll be genuinely happy, which means NEVER') can escalate small problems into big ones.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse — insecure, devoted, dramatic and hopelessly affectionate — matches Lyn's vibe. He often worries about being liked and relies on friends, which mirrors Lyn's 'Sometimes I wonder what if they’re actually bored of me'. Milhouse's earnest declarations and clingy loyalty line up with her 'I’m so grateful to know them' and 'Bro def saved my life'. Both are painfully sincere and adorably vulnerable.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Lyn reads as an INFP: introverted (she processes privately — 'Gosh it feels so refreshing to write your thoughts somewhere woah' and late-night emotion 'It’s 9pm which means that I’ll slowly start to go crazy until idk until I cry to sleep'), intuitive (she ruminates on meaning in relationships: 'Sometimes I wonder what if they’re actually bored of me'), feeling (decisions are values-based — 'Bro def saved my life' shows emotional priority), and perceiving (she's spontaneous, playful and flexible: 'HERE I COME!!!! TICKLE TICKLE HOROSCOPE RUN!!!'). These quotes demonstrate her inward, idealistic, feeling-driven and improvisational style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Roblox outfit? Because I’d custom-create a whole universe just to put you first 😅😍💜
- If I were your horoscope tonight, I'd predict: 'You will be hugged until you forget your worries' — true story, swipe right for cuddle confirmation.
- Call me Mar, because I promise I’ll be the one who waits for you and saves your day (no cape required).
- Do you believe in fanpages? Because I’d make an entire site devoted to your smile.
- Is it 9pm already? Perfect — I specialize in late-night confessions and emergency blanket cuddles.
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lyn | @xburnedbodies fanpage • Roblox outfit nerd • queer, messy, and honest • chronic overthinker who writes at 9pm • big feelings, bigger hugs– @ineedmorphine
Your signature cocktail
Mar's Midnight Comfort
This gentle, soothing mocktail (or cocktail with a splash of gin) reflects Lyn's mix of tiredness and sweetness. Chamomile nods to late-night writing and calming ritual — 'Gosh it feels so refreshing to write your thoughts somewhere woah' and 'It’s 9pm...cry to sleep'. Blackberry and honey capture the tender, clinging affection she pours on friends: 'I love u Mar' and 'Bro def saved my life'. It's comforting, slightly sweet, and made for two.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Lyn because she is fiercely loyal, kind, and grounded in relationships; she constantly praises friends with lines like 'They have been there, always waiting for me' and 'Bro def saved my life'. Her compassion shows in 'They say they’re not a good person, but all I see is someone who deeply cares for people', which echoes Hufflepuff's emphasis on empathy and fairness. She's not seeking glory but belonging and steady support, which is classic Hufflepuff.
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Fix You - Coldplay
Coldplay's 'Fix You' — a quiet, aching song about being saved by someone else's love — fits Lyn's repeated crediting of friends: 'Bro def saved my life' and 'They have been there, always waiting for me'. The song's blend of sorrow, hope and gratitude mirrors her 'I’m still depressed and and shit' combined with boundless thankfulness.
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