Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Uses vivid language and caps to convey emotions, e.g. “FUCK IM YEARNING AGAIN oh so help me” and “the only thing 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 right now is this headache”.
- Humorous: Leans into self-aware jokes like “im being dramatic” and playful thirst posts such as “arknights men makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 and 𝔃𝓾𝓸 𝓵𝓮 makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and characters, e.g. “I need arknights endfield to release now so I can have catcher” and “never needed something so bad ME AND WHO”.
- Engaged: Frequently interacts with others’ content and asks for input, like “when in doubt, ask the lobby for flavour recommendation” and “time to spend the rest of today listening to all the song recommendations ppl gave me”.
- Self-aware: Openly labels their own dramatics and fantasies, e.g. “i feel like someone yearning for their lover in their final moments (im being dramatic)” and reflecting on dreams in “now im kinda sad bc im not in a coma… GIVE ME A BF”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense-thirst: Sexual/romantic longing is very pronounced, e.g. “white boy come colonise my asian ahh” and “THAT DOGBOY TO RUT ME OUTTT”, which can come off as excessive or off-putting publicly.
- Yearning-fixation: Returns repeatedly to yearning and needing someone, like “BRING BACK YEARNING AND POSSESSIVENESS” and “GIVE ME A BF”, suggesting emotional overfocus on fantasy relationships.
- Self-deprecating: Uses downbeat humor about mental state, e.g. “wait being gay and depressed are two separate experiences?”, which may reinforce negative self-view.
- Impulse-spending: Shows strong desire to buy game/merch items even when annoyed at pricing, as in “‘on sale’ ITS JUST THE DELUXE PACKS FYM?? i just want the normal ver” and “I NEVER WISHED I HAD A RECORD PLAYER UNTIL NOW i want this so bad”.
- Attention-sensitive: Feels noticeably affected when others don’t respond as hoped, e.g. “bro does NOT find all my other tagged videos funny oh okay :,)”, hinting at sensitivity to external validation.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, extremely reactive to desire, and unashamedly driven by impulse. Their timeline is full of over-the-top thirst and yearning, like “BRING BACK YEARNING AND POSSESSIVENESS i can’t be the only one on this boat” and “the game isnt even out yet I NEED THAT DOGBOY TO RUT ME OUTTT he so cute”, which mirrors Homer’s dramatic, single-minded fixation on whatever (or whoever) he wants in the moment. They’re also self-deprecating and melodramatic in a funny way, as seen in “listening to this version of the song in my bed sick as fuck, i feel like someone yearning for their lover in their final moments (im being dramatic)” and “the only thing 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 right now is this headache”, much like Homer turning minor inconveniences into world-ending crises. Their horny enthusiasm for fictional men — “arknights men makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 and 𝔃𝓾𝓸 𝓵𝓮 makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂” and “if only he was real” — is very Homer-core in the way he worships donuts, TV, or celebrities with exaggerated passion. Underneath all the jokes and thirst, there’s a hint of emotional vulnerability and longing for connection, like “GIVE ME A BF” and “wait being gay and depressed are two separate experiences?”, which fits Homer’s silliness masking genuine feelings. Overall, their loud, dramatic, desire-driven energy and tendency to lean into the bit make them feel like a very online, queer Homer Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: most tweets are about internal states, fictional characters, games, and music rather than social events, e.g. describing listening sick in bed and dramatizing their feelings in “listening to this version of the song in my bed sick as fuck, i feel like someone yearning for their lover in their final moments (im being dramatic)”, which suggests a rich inner world over external stimulation. Their focus is strongly intuitive and imagination-driven: they obsess over fictional men and scenarios like “if only he was real” and dreaming about characters flirting with them in “i had a dream i was till and ivan was flirting with me on the phone, now im kinda sad bc im not in a coma and that dream could have gone on forever GIVE ME A BF”, prioritizing fantasy and possibility over concrete, practical topics. They are clearly feeling-oriented, centering emotion, desire, and relational longing: posts like “FUCK IM YEARNING AGAIN oh so help me” and “never needed something so bad ME AND WHO amskfjgjgjg me and someone’s son i hope” foreground emotional intensity and personal yearning rather than analysis or debate. Their style is more perceiving than judging: they come across as spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured, jumping from current hyperfixation to hyperfixation (Ark Knights men, Endfield, ship fics, record players, music recs) as seen in “time to spend the rest of today listening to all the song recommendations ppl gave me yay” and the impulsive gacha pulls in “me when i pull for illuga, its so hard NOT to get bina”. Putting this together—introspective, fantasy-focused, emotion-driven, and flexible—INFP fits best with their highly romantic, yearning, fandom-heavy online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Arknights men and Zuo Le make you 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂… what do I gotta roll to get on that banner, because I promise my skills are all in ‘yearning and possessiveness’ like you ordered.
- You’re out here begging for that Endfield dogboy to rut you out, but have you considered a human alternative who’ll just tuck you in, play that dramatic sickbed song version, and act like we’re lovers in our final moments… every night?
- You said ‘wait being gay and depressed are two separate experiences?’ — if you let me take you out, I can’t cure either, but I can at least make you ‘gay and mildly distracted by how fine I am’ for an evening.
- You’re praying for a bf after dreaming of Till and Ivan flirting with you; I might not be Till or Ivan, but I can absolutely call you at 3 a.m. and flirt until you forget which one of us is fictional.
- You keep yelling ‘BRING BACK YEARNING AND POSSESSIVENESS’ and ‘if only he was real’ over all these pretty 2D men… let me audition as your live‑action illuga: limited-time banner, guaranteed to simp, no deluxe pack required.
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tenko · he/him · professional at yearning over fictional men and gacha pulls. Once caught feelings for a dogboy in a game that isn’t out yet.– @inertkitsun3
Your signature cocktail
Yearning in High Definition (HD Thirst Spritz)
This drink starts with high-proof gin for how intensely they thirst over fictional and game men, like when they yell “the game isnt even out yet I NEED THAT DOGBOY TO RUT ME OUTTT he so cute” and “if only he was real”. Strawberry-lavender syrup adds a soft, romantic sweetness for all the yearning vibes in tweets like “BRING BACK YEARNING AND POSSESSIVENESS i can’t be the only one on this boat” and “FUCK IM YEARNING AGAIN oh so help me”. Yuzu juice brings a bright, sharp tang that mirrors their dramatic, self-aware flair when they say “listening to this version of the song in my bed sick as fuck, i feel like someone yearning for their lover in their final moments (im being dramatic)”. Sparkling lychee soda is for their playful, slightly chaotic gay energy in tweets like “wait being gay and depressed are two separate experiences?” and “i had a dream i was till and ivan was flirting with me on the phone… GIVE ME A BF”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture captures the horny, unfiltered spice of “arknights men makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 and 𝔃𝓾𝓸 𝓵𝓮 makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂” and the delightfully feral “white boy come colonise my asian ahh. This cocktail is strong but bubbly, sweet with a sting, perfect for someone who tweets like a romantic fanfic at 2 a.m. and a horny meme page at 2:01.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Tenko’s timeline radiates impulsive, dramatic intensity that fits Gryffindor best. They constantly lean into big feelings and over-the-top passion, like yelling “FUCK IM YEARNING AGAIN oh so help me” and demanding, in all caps, “BRING BACK YEARNING AND POSSESSIVENESS i can’t be the only one on this boat”. This flair for melodrama and throwing themselves headfirst into crushes and fictional men — e.g. “the game isnt even out yet I NEED THAT DOGBOY TO RUT ME OUTTT he so cute” and “if only he was real” — matches the bold, feelings-first nature of Gryffindors more than the cooler calculation of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw. Even their self-deprecating humor is big and theatrical, like comparing being sick to “someone yearning for their lover in their final moments (im being dramatic)” and joking that “the only thing 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 right now is this headache”. While there are hints of social warmth and humor that could lean Hufflepuff, the dominant traits are emotional boldness, intensity, and a kind of reckless romantic courage, all strongly aligned with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well-known song that fits tenko is “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry, because its mix of shameless yearning, romantic fantasy, and playful drama mirrors their timeline perfectly. They constantly lean into over-the-top desire and longing, like when they say “FUCK IM YEARNING AGAIN oh so help me” and “BRING BACK YEARNING AND POSSESSIVENESS i can’t be the only one on this boat”. The song’s theme of wanting an all-consuming, almost cinematic romance matches tweets such as “never needed something so bad ME AND WHO amskfjgjgjg me and someone’s son i hope” and “i had a dream i was till and ivan was flirting with me on the phone… GIVE ME A BF”. Their dramatic flair about being sick and lovesick at the same time, like “listening to this version of the song in my bed sick as fuck, i feel like someone yearning for their lover in their final moments (im being dramatic)”, also echoes the heightened emotions in the song. And the openly thirsty, slightly chaotic queer energy in posts such as “arknights men makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 and 𝔃𝓾𝓸 𝓵𝓮 makes me 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂” fits the song’s unapologetic, romantic boldness.
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