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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilience: Continues to push through academic challenges, noting "I finished my exams today... I see the light at the end of the tunnel".
- Honesty: Openly shares mental‑health struggles, e.g., "I’m failing my class rn ... wanting to kys is not an excuse".
- Creativity: Shows artistic expression through baking and fanfiction, like "I made brown butter pecan pie yay" and reading x‑reader y/n fanfics.
- Social Engagement: Interacts with OOMFs and checks on friends, such as mentioning "lentil, soybean and chickpea" and asking about their safety.
- Optimism: Expresses hopeful outlook, e.g., "yay it's finally the weekend, I'll be active…" and "I see the light at the end of the tunnel".
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Threatens self‑harmful actions like "If i don’t finish all my math worksheets by tonight i’m doxxing my own phone number as punishment".
- Negativity: Frequent self‑deprecating and angry language, e.g., "short fucking chud with no game" and "oh my god fuck my fucking life".
- Procrastination: Delays responsibilities, as seen in "I just laid down for a nap ... i have a class so i can’t sleep".
- Body Dissatisfaction: Expresses discomfort with physical features, stating "I hate my d cups its so annoying".
- Self‑harm Ideation: Mentions suicidal thoughts, "I’m failing my class rn ... wanting to kys is not an excuse".
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten fits the profile because he is the classic insecure, short, nerdy teen who constantly worries about his appearance and social standing. The user’s tweet "i couldve been a moderately tall cute teenage boy … but instead i’m a short fucking chud with no game" mirrors Milhouse’s self‑deprecating view of his height and lack of confidence. Their obsession with "I love tall women" and the constant crush on taller girls echoes Milhouse’s long‑standing infatuation with Lisa Simpson. The user’s complaints about body‑shaming from their mother ("Why does my mom always have to say something about my body just when I'm starting to feel ok") and feeling socially awkward ("I hate being awkward so much why am i so bad at matching energy") also align with Milhouse’s over‑protective parents and his reputation as the class underdog. Finally, the mix of academic stress ("I’m failing my class rn…") and dramatic self‑pity ("I lock in wanting to kys is not an excuse") captures Milhouse’s frequent meltdowns and feelings of inadequacy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user’s tweets focus on personal feelings and inner states, such as “I’m exhausted but i can’t rest comfortably. I need like a full body deep tissue massage or something,” indicating introversion. They repeatedly mention concrete, sensory details like “If my butt gets any bigger i won’t be able to fit into my favorite thong” and “my side burns keep getting stuck in my glasses,” showing a sensing preference. Their statements are driven by personal values and emotions, e.g., “I hate my d cups its so annoying why does it ruin every outfit” and “Why does my mom always have to say something about my body just when I'm starting to feel ok about it,” reflecting feeling. Finally, they display a flexible, spur‑of‑the‑moment lifestyle, illustrated by “If i don’t finish all my math worksheets by tonight i’m doxxing my own phone number as punishment” and a mix of spontaneous posts, pointing to perceiving. Overall, these patterns align best with an ISFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I hear you've been grinding math for eight hours—how about I give you a deep-tissue 'study break' massage and we solve the equation 'you + me = sweet escape' together?
- Your brown butter pecan pie sounds divine, but I bet it would taste even better if we shared it while swapping OOMF stories over a steaming cup of coffee.
- You love tall women, yet you're looking for someone who can reach the top shelf of your heart—good thing I'm ready to bring a step ladder and a smile.
- Since you're fascinated by hands, let me be the pair that holds yours while we binge-watch 'Chopped Baka Ohio Among Us' and plan our next December bake.
- Your beans (lentil, soybean, chickpea) might be playing hide-and-seek, but I'm not—I'm right here, ready to be the missing ingredient that makes your day a little sweeter.
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Psychology student + math nerd, baking brown butter pecan pie after 8-hour study marathons. #Oomf lover, tall-woman fan, always chasing the next slice.– @inev1tabl
Your signature cocktail
Exhausted OOMF Espresso Nut Martini
The coffee liqueur mirrors the sleepless grind in tweets like "I just laid down for a nap all sleepy and remembered i have a class so i can’t sleep fuuck" and the eight‑hour math marathon "jusy did math for 8 hours straight goodnifht". Pecan liqueur nods to their love of baking and nutty references such as "i made brown butter pecan pie yay" and the missing chickpea, soybean, and lentil friends. Heavy cream adds a soothing, almost "deep tissue massage" feel, echoing "I’m exhausted but i can’t rest comfortably. I need like a full body deep tissue massage or something". The dash of chocolate bitters brings the bitterness of self‑critical tweets like "i hate my d cups its so annoying" and "I’m failing my class rn". Finally, the name "Exhausted OOMF" captures the frequent use of "oomf" and the overall exhausted, bittersweet vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user frequently shows support and kindness toward others, as in 'i love people who physically cannot hold a thought inside on here its ok that u flood the tl keep yapping oomf' and 'yay hugs u as u scroll past'. They also demonstrate hard work and perseverance, for example 'jusy did math for 8 hours straight goodnifht' and 'my uncle fixed my car, i finished my exams today… I see the light at the end of the tunnel'. Their loyalty to online friends is evident in tweets like 'i really like my oomfs' and 'hello friends'. These traits—loyalty, patience, and dedication—best match Hufflepuff’s values.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The timeline shows a persistent feeling of not fitting in and self‑contempt, for example the user writes, "i couldve been a moderately tall cute teenage boy ... but i’m a short fucking chud with no game" and "i hate being awkward so much why am i so bad at matching energy". This mirrors the song’s central refrain, "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo," expressing alienation and yearning for acceptance. Their body‑image frustration, as seen in "i hate my d cups its so annoying why does it ruin every outfit," and the darker mental‑health notes like "I’m failing my class rn … lock in wanting to kys is not an excuse" echo the melancholy and self‑loathing in the lyrics. Overall, the user’s mix of exhaustion, self‑doubt, and a desire to be seen aligns closely with the mood and message of Radiohead’s "Creep".
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