ingewaltz
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: provocative, mischievous, and constantly picking fights just to see the reaction. They’re openly rude and gleefully offensive, like when they say “oh I'm sorry twitter user jarodzsz I don't want to scarf down my food like a fat piggy… Retard.” and “do you know what a paragraph is fuckface”, which fits Bart’s bratty, antagonistic energy. They delight in shock value and cruelty framed as humor, for example “Me and Blair's dog got the zoomies so we hung him from a tree” and “We live in a universe where there are artists out there drawing Hitler getting DP'd”. At the same time, flashes of affection and obsession with niche interests mirror Bart’s softer, fanboy side, like “kenny you'll never know how much I love you” and “1984 is a good book and i will glaze it until my end”. Overall, the mix of juvenile cruelty, anti-authority attitude, and intense but chaotic passion is very in line with Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa, responsible Marge, or bumbling Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, pick fights, and perform for an audience, e.g. openly provoking people with lines like “oh I'm sorry twitter user jarodzsz I don't want to scarf down my food like a fat piggy eating slop out of its pig trough and want to savor it and experience it. Retard.” and theatrical bits like “rubs up against blairs leg mrrow tail swishes and i arch my back mrrrrrw i look up at blair with hopeful eyes”. They appear strongly iNtuitive, frequently discussing media, politics, and meta-issues instead of concrete daily details, as in “You are an idiot if all you can take from south park is the character 'development' Are you seriously mad they are using their OWN characters (literary TOOLS to tell a story) to get a message across” and “You are the most retarded person on planet fucking Earth if you don't think every single part of South Park is dedicated to social/political commentary.”. Their style is dominantly Thinking: they prioritize argument and derision over harmony, readily insulting others while making a point, e.g. “do you know what a paragraph is fuckface” and “because y'all retards are stuck in an echo chamber of encouraging eachother to get worse. you're doing fuckall for your 'mental health' lmao”, though they occasionally show personal concern like “It irritates me when people hurt my friends and I can't do anything and they won't do anything and I just have to suffer watching them suffer”. They read as more Perceiving than Judging: their feed is impulsive, reactive, and scattered across topics (Tarantino, South Park, politics, ships, games) with little sign of structured planning, as seen in spontaneous comments like “I think while i eat dinner i'm going to watch the hateful eight.” and “I got space engine. Drop your fav planets and ill take pics for you.”. Overall, the combination of outward argumentative energy, abstract commentary, abrasive logic-first tone, and spontaneous, chaotic posting best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here defending 1984 and glazing South Park discourse like it’s a full‑time job—can I be the Thoughtcrime you cuddle up with after The Hateful Eight tonight?
- You said Natsuki is best girl because she’s you… so if I romance Natsuki AND simp for Jonah at the same time, does that count as a true ending or just premium DLC?
- You’re taking Space Engine planet requests and killing Nazis in Wolfenstein—wanna co‑op a date where you show me your favorite planets and I show you my favorite way to respawn in your DMs?
- You keep saying you’re ‘baby Jonah, please be nice to me,’ meanwhile you’re verbally body‑slamming half of Twitter—if I promise to spell everything correctly, do I unlock the soft, non‑asshole DLC version of you?
- You’re a RusAme defender, a Cheburashka enjoyer, and you’d never ship Zutara—your takes are so correct it’s honestly suspicious. Are you sure you’re not just my algorithmically generated soulmate?
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • Film nerd with strong opinions, softer doodles. Once paused The Hateful Eight to explain South Park discourse to a friend. Here for media, not manners.– @ingewaltz
Your signature cocktail
The Baby Jonah Molotov
This drink hits like overproof dark rum because their whole persona is loud, unapologetic, and a little destructive, from yelling “I HATE YOU. BE SORRY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to declaring “Some of my mutuals just be so God damn Retarded”. The bitter Campari mirrors their sharp, cutting takes, like “trans qomen never fail to irritate me” and “Harry styles is one fugly motherfucker lol”. Spiced chili syrup adds heat for the way they go for the jugular in tweets like “oh I'm sorry twitter user jarodzsz I don't want to scarf down my food like a fat piggy... Retard.” and “do you know what a paragraph is fuckface”. Grapefruit juice brings a tart, surprisingly refreshing side that shows up when they’re softer or geeky, like “I am baby jonah please be nice to me”, gushing “cheburashka you are a darling little boy and we don't deserve you”, or nerding out over media in “1984 is a good book and i will glaze it until my end”. The activated charcoal garnish gives it an edgy, grim aesthetic that fits lines like “wherever hailey is in this world,She will die.” and their habit of turning everything into a black-comedy bit, yet underneath the chaos there’s a weirdly devoted heart, like “It irritates me when people hurt my friends and I can't do anything… and I just have to suffer watching them suffer”. This cocktail is strong, bitter-sweet, and chaotic as hell—just like the timeline of @ingewaltz, who proudly announces “I am baby jonah please be nice to me” while lighting matches like a Molotov in everyone’s mentions.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which channels angry, sarcastic youth and a distrust of social norms, much like their timeline. They openly admit to being abrasive — their bio says “18 Im an ass on this acc,” and they mock others aggressively in tweets like “you are the most retarded person on planet fucking Earth” and “oh I'm sorry twitter user jarodzsz I don't want to scarf down my food like a fat piggy”. The song’s theme of lashing out at a world that feels stupid and hostile mirrors their constant irritation with others, such as “because y'all retards are stuck in an echo chamber of encouraging eachother to get worse” and “Some of my mutuals just be so God damn Retarded”. At the same time, behind all the venom there’s a vulnerable, emotional teenager who says “I am baby jonah please be nice to me” and gushes about media and characters they love, which fits the song’s bitter-but-fragile teenage energy. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of hostility, dark humor, and underlying sensitivity.
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