Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Brutal Honesty: Albin is remarkably open about its struggles, including “empathy issues” and its “insecure” nature.
- Creative Ambition: It expresses a strong desire to become a “mortician” or “embalmer”, showing a unique career path interest.
- Self-Awareness: The user recognizes its own behavioral patterns, such as becoming “avoidant” when it feels others pulling away.
- Dedicated Hobbyist: It shows deep commitment to its interests, owning “every single hunt character” in Honkai: Star Rail.
- Social Initiative: Despite being an introvert, Albin actively seeks connection through “#moothunt” posts to find like-minded people.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive Tendencies: Albin frequently posts about “procrastinating cutting” and seeking “better blades” to self-harm.
- Volatile Relationships: The user describes a highly “pissed off” and combative relationship with its mother.
- Social Isolation: It struggles with feeling “lonely” and believes it is “fundamentally broken” and unlikable.
- Treatment Resistance: It expresses frustration that its “therapist won't drop” the topic of self-harm, refusing to quit.
- Medical Neglect: Albin shows a disregard for physical health, choosing to ignore potentially “infected” yellow wounds.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Albin mirrors Lisa Simpson's core archetype: an intellectually inclined, misunderstood outsider who feels “fundamentally broken” and alienated from their family. Much like Lisa’s existential despair in episodes like Moaning Lisa, Albin expresses a deep, nihilistic loneliness, stating, “Will always be the weird guy nobody wants to talk to.” Both share a cynical view of social structures and authority, with Albin frequently venting about their mother’s hostility and a sense of being “forced” into activities like choir. Despite their struggles, Albin possesses a distinct sense of self and niche interests, though they admit they “would literally go out w anyone if they seemed interestef” due to a desperate need for the validation and connection that Lisa often seeks.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Albin identifies as an INTP and demonstrates Introversion through consistent expressions of social awkwardness and isolation, stating, “I'm very much socially awkward and an introvert, but it gets so lonely sometimes”. Their Intuition is seen in their preoccupation with existential dread and future concepts over the present, such as their niche career goal: “My only plan for the future is to become an embalmer”. The Thinking trait is reflected in their detached, analytical approach to their own trauma and bodily harm, often using blunt language like “Turns out I still have empathy issues”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their self-described chronic procrastination and lack of structure, noting they are “Procrastinating cutting.... should I....”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a fresh pencil sharpener? Because you’re definitely the sharpest thing I’ve encountered all day.
- Forget the Sunday banners—I’d spend all my Star Rail passes just to guarantee a 5-star pull like you.
- I heard you’re looking for a 'secret fourth thing' with an oomf... how about we start with a coffee and see if we can solve that mystery together?
- If you’re still looking for someone to do the 'motions' for you, I’m volunteering—not for the cutting, but for the hugging until your arms get tired.
- I promise I’m not as 'ass' as The Hunt path; in fact, I’d follow your path through every Kakegurui rewatch without skipping a beat.
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17yo INTP & aspiring mortician fascinated by embalming. When I'm not overthinking gacha pulls in HSR or rewatching Kakegurui, I'm dodging my choir rehearsals.– @ink_blxt
Your signature cocktail
The Embalmer’s Bitter Bloom
This cocktail captures Albin’s dual nature of being an INTP who is both “socially awkward and an introvert” and deeply longing for connection. The charcoal-stained base represents their dark aesthetic and their professional dream, as they’ve stated their “only plan for the future is to become an embalmer”. The addition of Polish vodka honors the “Whole shedtwt purning polish” moment, while the raspberries reflect the physical reality of their struggle with self-harm, specifically when they “hit baby beans” for the first time. Finally, the caffeine kick mirrors their chaotic schedule of “Running on 0 hours of sleep” while trying to maintain a 'decent' appearance.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Albin demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of calculated ambition and a specific vision for their future, stating that their “only plan for the future is to become an embalmer” and expressing frustration that they “need to start making money” to achieve this expensive goal. There is a strong sense of self-preservation and selective social interaction, seen when they admit, “The second I feel someone pulling away, I just become the most boring, avoidant bitch on the planet”. Their resourcefulness and focus on external appearances—even in distress—is highlighted by their desire to “at least look decent” despite exhaustion. Ultimately, Albin’s blunt honesty about their own ego and their “no dni & I block freely” policy reflects a Slytherin’s tendency toward exclusivity and self-prioritization.
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Your song
Teen Idle - Marina
Albin’s digital presence embodies the 'Teen Idle' archetype, defined by a crushing sense of missed youth and the glamorization of self-destruction. This is evident in their conflicting desire for visibility and privacy, stating, “one weird thing about me is that I do it for the scars, but I hate when people point it out”. The song’s themes of loneliness and feeling 'fundamentally broken' mirror Albin’s confession that “nobody will ever truly like me... because im fundamentally broken”. Furthermore, their preoccupation with death and a macabre future, such as their plan to “become an embalmer” or face suicide, aligns with the track’s dark, existential yearning. Ultimately, Albin's cycle of “procrastinating cutting” and navigating a volatile relationship with their mother reflects the song's core struggle with identity and pain.
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