Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: Openly answers provocative Tellonym prompts, e.g., admits willingness to date a trans woman
- Self-aware: Discusses personal weight goals and mental health, noting BMI target and feelings of misery
- Creative: Writes poetic, video‑game‑inspired captions such as the great altar metaphor
- Engaging: Invites DMs and interaction, repeatedly encouraging followers to message with questions or hate mail
- Resilient: Continues posting despite expressing despair, showing persistence in sharing content
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Posts explicit sexual remarks and graphic language, like describing a small brown penis as necrotic
- Contradictory: Shows opposing views about Spain, both loving and hating Spanish people in different tweets
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language toward groups and individuals, e.g., calls Irish exceptionalism annoying and directs insults
- Self-destructive: Expresses suicidal or self‑harm thoughts, such as wanting to go postal and asking for rescue from living hell
- Overly-sexualized: Dominates timeline with sexual Q&A and fetish content, focusing on cucks, dom/sub dynamics
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is an overweight, often depressed, and crass character who frequently makes crude sexual remarks and contradictory statements, much like @INLOSTCARCOSA. The user’s tweet '❓ Do you think you need to lose weight? 💬 yes, i have lost a lot already but until my bmi is 21 i wont stop' mirrors Homer's constant struggle with his weight and love of food. Their explicit sexual comments such as '❓ You have a small brown penis? 💬 necrotic, smells like rotten flesh' echo Homer's frequent crude humor. The contradictory feelings about Spain – '❓ I love Spain 💬 i love YOU' and '❓ Why do you want to leave Spain so much? 💬 i hate spanish people...' – reflect Homer's erratic and impulsive nature. Finally, the self‑deprecating line '❓ Any advice on what to do if I routinely cry so hard I throw up on account of being a massive fat failure' captures the melancholy and self‑destructive humor that often appears in Homer's moments of despair.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user shows a clearly extroverted communication style, constantly posting questions and personal anecdotes like "❓ you think any of your friends want to date you? 💬 all of them i hope #tellonym" and "my boyfriend is so cute online and in real life!" Their thought process is highly intuitive and abstract, using metaphorical language such as "in the great altar of the world i am the victim and you the knife" and referencing fantasy worlds with lines like "the FUSROHDAHS are silent. SKYRIM bleeds." Decision‑making is driven by strong personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "i hate spanish people and spanish culture and our ugly cities" and "i love YOU," which prioritize feelings over cold logic. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, hopping between topics and identities (e.g., "i am cuckold fluid. sometimes i get cucked, sometimes i cuck") and posting a wide variety of unrelated content without a rigid plan. These combined traits align best with the ENFP profile, characterized by extraverted intuition, feeling, and perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Dovahkiin? Because every time I see your Skyrim art, my heart shouts 'Fus Ro Dah!'—want to join me for a quest at the Friends of Malaparte Club?
- If we were stuck in Fallout, I'd trade my Pip‑Boy for a date with you—how about we swap wasteland stories over a Tellonym DM?
- I hear you love Mori Calliope’s SNEAKING—shall we sneak into each other's playlists and see if our beats sync like a perfect combo?
- You’ve braved the Spanish bull arena and Irish politics; think you can handle a night of memes, weight‑loss tips, and a shared protein shake?
- Your fearless talk about trans love and cuckold fluid is so refreshing—how about we celebrate that authenticity over a gaming marathon and a glass of sangria (or a US‑style beer)?
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Indie game writer, meme curator, tellonym answerer. I once tried to teach a dragon to dance in Skyrim. #Skyrim #Fallout– @INLOSTCARCOSA
Your signature cocktail
Flayed Skin Elixir
The smoky mezcal mirrors the "i like large dehumanizing and rottibg urban hellscapes and americans are more beautiful on average" line, reflecting his disdain for Spanish culture and love of chaotic urban hellscapes. The blood orange liqueur adds a vivid scarlet hue echoing his "i am the victim and you the knife, i am the flayed skin you wear as you dance in front of a foreign king" tweet and his references to the "red army". Activated charcoal gives the drink an opaque black depth, symbolizing his "cuckold fluid" identity and the line "i am a cuckold fluid. sometimes i get cucked, sometimes i cuck". A whisper of absinthe adds a chaotic, psychedelic edge, matching his "everyday is an agonizing misery until i have the balls to go postal" sentiment.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition and dominance, such as stating 'well im more of a DOM than a top then jesus christ with gay lingo' and declaring 'i have lost a lot already but until my bmi is 21 i wont stop.' They describe themselves as 'cuckold fluid' and note 'sometimes i get cucked, sometimes i cuck,' showing a self‑preserving, adaptable mindset. Their unapologetic tone—'im unapologetic and unashamed' and 'everyday is an agonizing misery until i have the balls to go postal'—exhibits the bold confidence typical of Slytherin. They also display little loyalty, saying 'i dont even miss this former friend' and expressing hatred toward Spanish people, prioritizing their own goals over empathy. These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and self‑interest.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The user’s constant expression of misery and self‑destruction, such as "everyday is an agonizing misery until i have the balls to go postal" and "please someone rescue me from this living hell", mirrors the opening line of “Hurt” – “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” Their repeated references to weight loss and body image, for example "Do you think you need to lose weight? … until my bmi is 21 i wont stop", echo the song’s refrain about feeling damaged. The contradictory feelings about identity – "I love Spain" versus "I hate spanish people and spanish culture" – reflect the lyric “What have I become, my sweetest friend?” capturing a fractured self. Their raw sexual commentary, like "You have a small brown penis? necrotic, smells like rotten flesh", illustrates the unfiltered honesty that the song’s stark confession embodies. Overall, the bleak, introspective tone of “Hurt” best captures the user’s visceral, pain‑laden narrative spread across their tweets.
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