Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares love, nostalgia, and vulnerability, like valuing a compliment in “alycia, você é tudo o que eu sempre sonhei.” and describing feeling broken and crying all night in “eu me sinto quebrada, passei a madrugada inteira chorando…”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows strong, consistent attachment to Flamengo, Yellowjackets, One Direction and specific actresses, e.g. mapping Yellowjackets characters to Brazilian teams in “após muitas análises eis que finalmente cheguei a conclusão…” and saying she never loved any artist like One Direction in “nunca amei mais nenhum artista…”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on her own behavior and patterns, like noticing being the ‘always unwell’ meme in “eu realmente consigo enxergar como alguém que +” and analyzing her formal writing style in “a impressão que dá é que eu sou MUITO FORMAL…”.
- Hardworking: Shows academic and professional dedication, finishing high school early and studying on scholarship in “terminei o ensino médio com 16, ganhei bolsa com 17…” and committing to a court exam in “vou sacrificar tudo que eu tinha… pra conseguir passar no concurso do tjma.”.
- Affectionate: Demonstrates strong warmth toward friends, family, and pets, like admiring her grandmother’s bond with Vitória in “acho lindo a conexão que a minha avó tem com a vitória…” and calling her odd cat her best friend in “como pode o esquisito anêmico albino… do meu gato ser o meu melhor amigo.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Mentions harmful coping, such as mixing alcohol with psychiatric meds in “me odiando muito por misturar bebida com tarja preta…” and wanting to spend a day drugged to avoid feelings in “eu queria passar o domingo inteiro chapada de remédio…”.
- Chronic-negativity: Frequently frames herself and life in bleak terms, like saying she has no love for life in “o vazio que eu ando sentido não me faz ter um pingo de amor pela vida.” and identifying with memes about never being well in “eu realmente consigo enxergar como alguém que +”.
- Family-conflict: Describes repeated issues with her father’s narcissism in “o eterno loop de ter uma briga ridícula com o meu pai…” and feels disappointed comparing her mother’s partners to her father in “deprimente sabendo que ela foi escolher o lerdão do meu pai.”.
- Health-neglect: Downplays or pushes through physical issues instead of prioritizing care, like joking that an orthopedic insole would solve half her problems in “50% dos meus problemas seriam resolvidos se eu usasse uma palmilha ortopédica.” while also enduring strong migraine and weakness in “tô com um enxaqueca tão forte…” and “acordei me sentindo fraca, um sentimento ruim…”.
- Low-self-esteem: Speaks harshly about herself and her body, like stressing about becoming a ‘nariguda’ in “pouco a pouco estou me tornando uma mulher nariguda e isso me estressa.” and calling herself mentally ‘fodida da cabeça’ in “completamente fodida da cabeça mas ao menos é uma graduação…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, anxious, and often feeling older than their years. They show academic drive and pressure, like when they say “terminei o ensino médio com 16, ganhei bolsa com 17 e vou me formar com 22, completamente fodida da cabeça mas ao menos é uma graduação, de mim ninguém tira.” and worry over their reports being “MUYTO FORMAL” compared to classmates. Their emotional vulnerability and depressive streak, in tweets like “me odiando muito por misturar bebida com tarja preta, mas o vazio que eu ando sentido não me faz ter um pingo de amor pela vida.” and “eu me sinto quebrada, passei a madrugada inteira chorando e me sentindo um fracasso”, echo Lisa’s tendency to feel isolated and overwhelmed. At the same time, they have a strong ethical/emotional core, deep attachments to family and friends, as in “acho lindo a conexão que a minha avó tem com a vitória… o amor que a vivi sente pela vovó é muito puro, eu fico bestinha 🥹.”. Their mix of niche fandoms, literary/emo references, and self-aware humor — from football analysis to Yellowjackets headcanons like “após muitas análises eis que finalmente cheguei a conclusão de quais times de futebol br as yellowjackets torceriam” — feels very Lisa: brainy, passionate, and a bit out of step with the people around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite affection for friends and football, much of their content is inward-looking, self-deprecating, and focused on their internal world, e.g., feeling "completely fucked in the head" while still proud of graduating (“terminei o ensino médio com 16, ganhei bolsa com 17 e vou me formar com 22, completamente fodida da cabeça mas ao menos é uma graduação, de mim ninguém tira.”). Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they frequently attach symbolic or superstitious meaning to experiences, such as dreams of teeth as death omens (“sempre fico paranóica por uns dias quando sonho com dentes caindo porque quase sempre é um presságio para morte.”), and they connect music and media to phases of life (“tenho um apego com o FOUR porque marcou a minha transição de pré adolescente para adolescente...”). They are clearly Feeling (F), prioritizing emotions and relationships over detached logic, shown in intense emotional language about love and friends (“eu destruiria planetas por ela.”) and open vulnerability about depression and emptiness (“me odiando muito por misturar bebida com tarja preta, mas o vazio que eu ando sentido não me faz ter um pingo de amor pela vida.”). Their decisions and self-talk are value-driven rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they often procrastinate or go in unprepared (“do crente ao ateu ninguém explica como eu irei fazer essa prova na cara e na coragem sem ter estudado uma linha do assunto”) and describe a messy, reactive way of coping with life rather than a rigidly planned one. Overall, the mix of introspection, emotional intensity, symbolism, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day approach aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 50% of your problems would be solved with an orthopedic insole — if the other 50% is emotional support while we yell at Flamengo and watch Yellowjackets, I volunteer as your custom-made palmilha.
- You finished high school at 16, got a scholarship at 17, and are graduating at 22 completely ‘fodida da cabeça’ — statistically speaking, the next logical step is making one terrible decision and going on that post‑graduation trip with me.
- You’d destroy planets for ‘ela’, cry over Natalie Scatorccio, and still beg God for a Flamengo empate — if you can love your club and your fictional disasters like that, imagine the kind of epic, Sue-Gilbert-level romance we could write together.
- Since you only draw when you’re very sad, how about we make a deal: I take you out for macarronada-with-everything-and-Brahma night, we watch Criminal Minds, and you only need to draw us if it’s to design our matching Hope Mikaelson-flamenguista tattoos.
- You talk about zolpidem, dipyrone, nebulizer, enxaqueca, and a long family history of depression… yet One Direction and FOUR still light you up — let me be the human version of your comfort album: slightly chaotic, emotionally attached, and always there to make you feel a little more at home.
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Law grad-to-be, Flamengo enthusiast & retired boxer. Once forgot my name on a test after 2 Ritalin—still passed. Here for films, football & overthinking.– @inprofane
Your signature cocktail
Mad Again Maracujá Fizz
Built on cachaça, this drink leans into their Brazilianness, late‑night football stress and chaotic energy, echoing confessions like “me odiando muito por misturar bebida com tarja preta, mas o vazio que eu ando sentido não me faz ter um pingo de amor pela vida.”. The maracujá pulp is a nod to their comfort food softness and the suco de maracujá moment in “acabei de comer um prato de macarronada com farofa, vatapá, torta de camarão, ketchup, maionese e queijo ralado com um suquinho de maracujá.”, tying in tropical sweetness with emotional overload. A dash of bitters mirrors the depressive humor and heavy self-awareness behind “vou deprimir tua família ((longo histórico depressivo familiar.” and the raw vulnerability of “eu me sinto quebrada, passei a madrugada inteira chorando e me sentindo um fracasso.”. Sparkling water lightens it up like the fangirl joy of One Direction and football squeals in “QUEIXINHO, PEDRO, P9, NOVE BOLADO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “REAL MADRID JÁ VIROU”, bubbling over the sadness without erasing it. The smoked salt rim brings in a gritty, slightly dark edge, evoking lines like “dearest, i feel certain i am going mad again.” and the morbid, wry wishfulness of “engraçado que eu tinha pavor dessa lenda quando eu era criança, hoje eu daria tudo pra aparecer uma loira no meu banheiro de madrugada dando sopa 🙏🏻”. Overall, the Mad Again Maracujá Fizz is strong but sparkling, sweet with a bitter bite, just like someone who can tweet “eu destruiria planetas por ela.” and still beg the universe for a Flamengo draw in “deus, sou eu te de novo arruma um empate pro flamengo...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The overall pattern of this account points most strongly to Ravenclaw: they’re introspective, analytical, and heavily oriented toward learning and self-reflection. They talk about their academic trajectory with a mix of pride and meta-observation, noting structural details like finishing high school early and getting a scholarship (“terminei o ensino médio com 16, ganhei bolsa com 17 e vou me formar com 22, completamente fodida da cabeça mas ao menos é uma graduação, de mim ninguém tira.”). They show clear self-awareness of their own communication and cognitive style, describing how their internship reports are unusually formal and expansive compared to classmates (“fico impressionada quando comparo o relatório de estágio dos meus colegas com o meu, porque a impressão que dá é que eu sou MUITO FORMAL e descritiva, meus desenvolvimentos sempre ocupam uma folha inteira 🤓.”). There’s also a persistent habit of overthinking and pattern‑spotting, like associating dreams of teeth falling out with death as a kind of omen (“sempre fico paranóica por uns dias quando sonho com dentes caindo porque quase sempre é um presságio para morte.”), and treating fandoms (Yellowjackets, football, One Direction) in a very analytical, categorizing way (“após muitas análises eis que finalmente cheguei a conclusão de quais times de futebol br as yellowjackets torceriam…”). Finally, their attachment to formative media and lyrics as frameworks for self-understanding (“tenho um apego com o FOUR porque marcou a minha transição de pré adolescente para adolescente…”, “preciso fazer uma tatuagem com os seguintes dizeres: i don't wanna die, sometimes wish i'd never been born at all.”) shows a very Ravenclaw-ish tendency to process life through ideas, art, and introspective narrative rather than pure impulse or pure ambition.
Your movie
Your song
22 - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for @inprofane is 22 by Taylor Swift, because it captures the mix of emotional chaos, early‑20s burnout, and defiant humor that runs through their timeline. They talk openly about finishing high school early and graduating at 22 while feeling mentally exhausted, saying “terminei o ensino médio com 16, ganhei bolsa com 17 e vou me formar com 22, completamente fodida da cabeça mas ao menos é uma graduação, de mim ninguém tira.”. Like the song’s blend of melancholy and celebration, they constantly oscillate between self‑deprecation and dark humor about their mental health, for example “vou deprimir tua família ((longo histórico depressivo familiar.” and “me odiando muito por misturar bebida com tarja preta, mas o vazio que eu ando sentido não me faz ter um pingo de amor pela vida.”. At the same time, they show deep affection and attachment to friends, family, and their cat, as in “acho lindo a conexão que a minha avó tem com a vitória...” and “como pode o esquisito anêmico albino desmantelado tchongo feio leso do meu gato ser o meu melhor amigo.”, mirroring the song’s emphasis on clinging to relationships amid emotional messiness. Their Flamengo obsession and pop‑culture fandoms add to that chaotic, passionate energy that 22 celebrates, where life feels both overwhelming and oddly hopeful in the middle of the turmoil.
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