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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, and very online about pop culture. Their posts are full of gleeful overreaction and mock violence aimed at fictional targets, like “Can we genuinely just torture and then kill skott” and “Kill stygian kill stygian and kill stygian ❤️”, which fits Bart’s edgy, prankster energy. They constantly roast media and collabs—“Did they run out of things collab with cause why are they collabing with an unreleased game💔” and “disney im sorry but nobody wants this”—much like Bart mocking everything adults make. There’s also a dramatic, darkly comedic flair to their self-expression, from the bio “i think im gonna die in this HOUSE” to “Can I kill myself”, which feels like Bart’s over-the-top, performative angst rather than quiet introspection. Finally, their obsessions with games and crossovers—Fortnite, South Park, various collabs—echo Bart’s hyperfixations on TV, video games, and whatever is cool or controversial at the moment.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their timeline is mostly reactions to games and media rather than talking about their own social life or seeking attention, and their bio “i think im gonna die in this HOUSE” hints at a more inward, stuck-at-home vibe rather than a socially driven one. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N): instead of discussing concrete gameplay stats or technical details, they latch onto concepts, aesthetics, and vibes—like reacting to design direction and narrative implications in tweets such as “Im SO glad we didn't end up with whatever this mess is” and “Why are they lowkey giving chrysos heirs”, which reference broader patterns and associations. They lean feeling (F) over thinking; their language is emotionally charged, with strong value judgments and empathy boundaries—e.g., “'loliphobia' and it's just being a normal person” and “disney im sorry but nobody wants this” show them centering what feels right or wrong rather than constructing detached logical arguments. Their tone is blunt, but it’s value-driven and often hyperbolic (“Can we genuinely just torture and then kill skott” and “Grace I hate you so fucking much i hope you die in the story”)—typical of F-dominant online venting rather than T-style structured critique. Finally, they read as perceiving (P) rather than judging: their tweets are reactive, spontaneous, and in-the-moment (e.g., “how do i tell twitter that i have no idea what any of these words mean” and “I MIGHT be a little weird for this”), with no evidence of careful planning, long-term organizing, or neatly ordered opinions—more of a live feed of feelings and impressions than a structured, planned persona. Putting this together, INFP fits best: an introverted, emotionally intense, values-driven fan who reacts intuitively and spontaneously to media and game content.

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Fortnite collab critic & media enjoyer. Once opened the game, saw a new skin, and immediately drafted a complaint thread instead of playing.– @insectman89

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This drink hits hard and chaotic, like someone who casually says “Can we genuinely just torture and then kill skott” and “Kill stygian kill stygian and kill stygian ❤️” over their timeline. Overproof dark rum is the intense core of the mix, capturing the unfiltered, dramatic energy behind lines like “Grace I hate you so fucking much i hope you die in the story”. Sour cherry liqueur and bright citrus mirror their mix of salty complaints and genuine passion, from “Im SO glad we didn't end up with whatever this mess is” to the more bewildered “how do i tell twitter that i have no idea what any of these words mean”. Blue curaçao nods to their Fortnite/gaming fixation seen in tweets like “No no no don't collab with fortnite no” and “Im crying why did my fortnite turn evil”, giving the drink a loud, digital pop of color. The black sparkling topper makes it look a little cursed but weirdly pretty—perfect for someone whose bio says “i think im gonna die in this HOUSE” and who keeps saying “no thank you...” to half the world while still clearly having fun watching it burn.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts show a sharp, cutting style and a willingness to be harsh or cruel in pursuit of what they like or dislike, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s ruthless side. For example, they say “Can we genuinely just torture and then kill skott” and “Kill stygian kill stygian and kill stygian ❤️”, displaying an aggressive, almost gleeful hostility toward disliked characters. They also express extreme reactions to media and collabs, like “you can keep it...” and “disney im sorry but nobody wants this”, showing a confident, dismissive attitude that fits Slytherin’s assertiveness. Even their bio, “i think im gonna die in this HOUSE,” and posts like “Can I kill myself” suggest a dramatic, self-preservational melodrama rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff warmth. While there is some humor and fandom enthusiasm, the dominant traits are sharp-tongued, opinionated, and comfortable with being harsh—hallmarks of a Slytherin temperament.

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The best fit is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their dramatic, slightly chaotic, and darkly humorous energy. Their bio, “i think im gonna die in this HOUSE”, already channels the over-the-top, trapped, and frustrated vibe that the song captures. They constantly use exaggerated violent and fatalistic language about fictional characters, like “Can we genuinely just torture and then kill skott” and “Grace I hate you so fucking much i hope you die in the story”, which fits the song’s snarling, rebellious tone. Even their reaction to games and collabs leans melodramatic and sardonic, such as “Im crying why did my fortnite turn evil” and “Did they run out of things collab with cause why are they collabing with an unreleased game💔”. Overall, Teenagers embodies that mix of comedic angst, irritation at media decisions, and exaggerated threats that define their online personality.

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