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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, sarcastic, and constantly clowning on authority figures and devs. They’re always calling things out with a mix of genuine annoyance and comedy, like when they say “this isnt even metaphorically throwing beer bottles at the devs anymore this is like legitimately chucking it at them and giving them a concussion”, which is very Bart-versus-Skinner energy. Their edgy, jokey aggression also shows up in tweets like “KICK THIS STUPID CHUDS ASS DRAGON BEAT HIM UP sorry dataskywalker I want you dead” and “Look at this chud”, echoing Bart’s tendency to roast everyone around him. At the same time, there’s a performative bravado and desire to be noticed—weightlifting boasts and VA self‑promotion like “KING¢ VOICE REEL kind of Hire me for your shit if it’s cool pls yes” and “2026 goal is for people to realize that I’m actually not joking with my weight lifting jokes”—that feels like Bart showing off on his skateboard. Finally, underneath the trolling there’s occasional moral judgment about creeps and bad community behavior, such as “Robtop please don’t tell me you associate with pedophiles knowing damn well who they are”, which fits Bart’s pattern of secretly having a conscience even while he acts like a menace.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they constantly engage with others, quote-tweeting drama and discourse, directly calling out devs, communities, and individuals, e.g. “You on fraud watch btw not a single pwned dev knows wtf u talking about bro 👀👀👀” and openly advertising their work in “KING¢ VOICE REEL kind of Hire me for your shit if it’s cool pls yes”. They lean Intuition over Sensing, focusing on patterns, implications, and community meta rather than just surface facts, like speculating on hidden issues in “There must be some CRAZY shit behind the scenes if they doing this” and making big-picture comparisons such as “Unironically can we please leave forsaken in the past like genuinely it’s embarrassing atp”. Their tone is strongly Thinking: they argue in a blunt, critical, almost combative way, prioritizing what they see as logical or fair over harmony, as in “I’ll shit on OM any day of the week for being poorly designed but hop the fuck off even comparing a free passion project… vs a million dollar game that hasn’t received week 8 in 5 WHOLE ASS YEARS” and “People say this as if having reasonably high standards knowing your worth and not wanting to be a cuck is incel behavior”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: their feed is spontaneous, reactive, and opportunistic, jumping between topics, memes, and dramas (“Ok can someone give me a rundown I genuinely do not understand what the fuck is going on here bro”), and they repeatedly change their stance on staying/leaving Twitter, like “Leaving twitter I don’t like it” then returning for new situations in “Sorry this outcome situation and the Rory shit made me come back for like 5 minutes but I’m gonna go”. This mix of outward, debate-hungry energy, pattern-focused commentary, abrasive logic-first takes, and flexible, in-the-moment posting aligns best with ENTP.

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VA & game critic. Benched half a Roblox cast, retired from GD at 85% Shadow Temple. If your project’s cool, I’ll probably voice it and roast it.– @internethoror

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This drink hits like an overcaffeinated bench press session — strong, fast, and a little pissed off — just like their claim that “I can bench press a good portion of the cast I think” and their 2026 goal for people to take the lifting seriously. Overproof spiced rum captures the raw, loud, occasionally unhinged energy of posts like “KICK THIS STUPID CHUDS ASS DRAGON BEAT HIM UP sorry dataskywalker I want you dead”. The espresso shot is for their constant, hyperonline, late-night game discourse and VA grind, from the “KING¢ VOICE REEL kind of Hire me for your shit if it’s cool pls yes” hustle to rant threads about dev incompetence like “Jesus Christ you guys couldn’t get anything for the public done for this game it actually pisses me off”. Grapefruit bitters reflect their sharp, sometimes sour criticism in lines such as “I will give it a bit for you guys to realize this game will just not be better lol”, and the cherry cola reduction nods to the playful, meme-heavy side in posts like “THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY DUDE” and “I LOVE THIS FUCKASS CLIP”. The smoked sea salt rim represents the lingering saltiness and drama around communities and devs — from Forsaken takes like “Unironically can we please leave forsaken in the past like genuinely it’s embarrassing atp” to calling out weirdos with lines such as “He always gave me pedophile energy”. Overall it’s strong, bitter-sweet, and slightly scorched around the edges — an experimental gamer’s drink for someone who will absolutely quote-tweet your project and still say “Let me in your game.”

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as strongly Gryffindor because their defining traits are confrontational bravery, blunt honesty, and a willingness to call people out even when it causes drama. They repeatedly take hard public stances against people or communities they see as harmful or incompetent, e.g. calling out dev teams and communities in tweets like “Jesus Christ you guys couldn’t get anything for the public done for this game it actually pisses me off” and “Unironically can we please leave forsaken in the past like genuinely it’s embarrassing atp”. They show a strong moral disgust toward predatory behavior, openly tweeting things like “He always gave me pedophile energy” and “Robtop please don’t tell me you associate with pedophiles knowing damn well who they are 😭✌️”, which demonstrates a bold, if abrasive, defense of their principles. Their tone is impulsive and intense rather than calculating; they talk about getting irrationally angry for no reason in “I got angry for 0 reason is this like a natty version of roid rage”, and they frame conflict in almost heroic or combative terms, e.g. “The storm is coming, I’ll save us”. Even when they joke about violence or rage, such as “KICK THIS STUPID CHUDS ASS DRAGON BEAT HIM UP sorry dataskywalker I want you dead”, it fits the Gryffindor pattern of aggressive, emotionally charged defense rather than long-term scheming. Overall, their outspoken criticism, willingness to be disliked, and instinct to "fight" perceived injustice align much more with Gryffindor’s bold, hot-headed courage than with the calculation of Slytherin, the gentleness of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for @internethoror is “Rap God” by Eminem because it’s fast, aggressive, self-confident, and relentlessly opinionated, just like their timeline. They constantly present themselves as the hyper-critical, no-filter commentator, calling themselves the “#1 Critic on something you like” and frequently tearing into devs and communities, like when they say “Jesus Christ you guys couldn’t get anything for the public done for this game it actually pisses me off”. The song’s energy also fits their over-the-top, jokingly egotistical confidence in their physical strength and skills, such as “#pwnedby1400 I can bench press a good portion of the cast I think”. Like Rap God, they mix serious callouts with absurd humor, exemplified by lines like “When another pwned tok user says sp00kface should be a survivor in this game so you shove their body down a riverside in idaho and take a fent and salvia combo so you start to hallucinating bartender gameplay footage”. The song’s rapid-fire delivery mirrors how they jump from gaming drama, to community discourse, to personal flexes without slowing down, as seen in their abrupt shift from leaving Twitter (“Leaving twitter I don’t like it”) to immediately coming back for new drama (“this outcome situation and the Rory shit made me come back for like 5 minutes”). Overall, Rap God captures their blend of speed, intensity, and self-aware bravado.

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