Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, sustained enthusiasm for Alien Stage and specific characters, e.g. detailed theory thread about Till and Unknown in “My rambling/analysis about Till, unknown...”.
- Protective ally: Speaks up against queerphobia and uneven treatment of LGBT content, e.g. “Some of you are getting too comfortable with homophobia” and defense of danmei writers in “I wish a better pride month for Danmei writers...”.
- Self-aware introspective: Reflects on own past and mental health in detail, like the school window incident in “Sometimes I think about when I 'tried' to jump out of the school window...” and relating to BL characters in “four BL manga characters i relate to unironically”.
- Humorous candid: Uses blunt, sexual, and self-deprecating humor to express feelings, e.g. “I didn't even have time to get hard, immediately ejaculated on the screen” and “My ass is freezing”.
- Loyal supporter: Defends creators and characters they like, such as Nagabe in “Peak mention Go read Nagabes work...” and repeated defense of Mizi, Sua, Till, Ivan in “I don't trust Mizi haters...”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile language: Frequent use of intense, aggressive phrasing like “Yeah I'll start strangling people ARE YOU DUMB” and “GO GIRL KILL THAT MAYO MAN” can escalate conflict.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal trauma and suicidal thoughts in open threads, e.g. “I feel suicidal” and detailed school incident in “Sometimes I think about when I 'tried' to jump out of the school window...”.
- Self-loathing body: Expresses strong hatred toward own voice and body, e.g. “I HATE MY VOICE I HATE MY VOICE...” and fixation on testosterone/bara goals in “Manifesting testosterone gel I want to reach bara goals”.
- Conflict-driven reactions: Engages in or amplifies fandom fights, like “They've been going at this for days after their replies get deleted So obsessed it's funny” and threatening to make an 'ugliest yaoi' in “If people keep speaking of that one yaoi any more I'm gonna create the ugliest yaoi...”.
- Risky sexual posting: Very explicit sexual content in public tweets, e.g. “Google show me this guys balls please” and “I need some man pussy to cure my depression” could invite harassment or platform issues.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, and emotionally volatile but with a strong sense of loyalty and justice. Their timeline is full of gleefully unhinged, over-the-top thirst like “I didn't even have time to get hard, immediately ejaculated on the screen” and “Google show me this guys balls please”, which fits Bart’s crude humor and impulsiveness. They’re also confrontational and principled about queer issues, calling out others with posts like “Some of you are getting too comfortable with homophobia” and “This is not oppression olympics use your brain”, echoing Bart’s rebellious moral streak. At the same time, there’s vulnerability and frustration under the bravado, visible in tweets such as “I feel suicidal” and “I HATE MY VOICE... #transgender”, similar to Bart’s occasional episodes of insecurity and pain. The mix of horny gremlin energy, antisocial jokes, and hidden softness lines up with Bart far more than with more reserved or straight-laced characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their life seems heavily centered on solitary media consumption (yaoi, Alien Stage, BL manga) and online fandom analysis rather than offline social events, and they openly describe being "weird and off putting" while focusing on their own inner world and coping mechanisms, like “I'm gonna read smutty yaoi to cope about Wiege” and “My ceiling is low key collapsing yeah but yaoi is more important”. Their strong pattern-recognition, theorizing, and meaning-making around fiction points to intuition (N): they write long meta threads and emotional interpretations like “My rambling/analysis about Till, unknown, and my thoughts on Till being in love with Ivan since very earlier times and 'Unknown' not being solely about Mizi, etc… here there goes nothing 🧵” and attach symbolic significance to things such as edelweiss in “Edelweiss… symbolizes eternal love and fidelity… the flower is a talisman”. They are clearly feeling (F)‑oriented: they center values, empathy, and emotional experience, e.g. condemning homophobia and biphobic patterns in fandom “Some of you are getting too comfortable with homophobia” and expressing solidarity with marginalized writers in “I wish a better pride month for Danmei writers who got arrested or in fear of being arrested… I wish every single one of them safety and peace”, while also sharing personal trauma and mental health struggles in “Sometimes I think about when I 'tried' to jump out of the school window in 9th grade… I feel so bad for myself”. Their lifestyle, tweeting style, and self-presentation look perceiving (P) rather than judging: they are impulsive, emotionally reactive, and flexible instead of structured, bouncing between hyperfixations and in-the-moment desires ("I need" tweets and sexual impulses) like “I'm cooking up Till and Unknown thread Hyper analysing the shit out of everything rn” and “Idk if I'm ovulating rn but I need Koujaku so bad rn Like I need to get that man pregnant”, and they complain about circumstances (disability, country restrictions) rather than focusing on systematic planning in “Kinda hate being disabled I want to have a job and get tf away from my mom This country sucks” and “This shit is Turkey all over again… we can't buy anything internationally that costs over 30$ here”. Altogether, the introspective, values‑driven, imaginative, and spontaneous flavor of their tweets is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Alien Stage is just Miscommunication Stage, so let me communicate clearly: I may not be Till or Ivan, but I’m absolutely ready to hyper-analyze our compatibility panel by panel with you.
- You made your dad watch Alien Stage and your ceiling is low-key collapsing, but you still prioritized yaoi. I have the same energy, so… want to structurally compromise my heart next and fill it with BL recs?
- You’re manifesting testosterone gel and bara goals, and honestly? I don’t care if you’re still waiting on T—your masc voice, your Nagabe taste, and your Alien Stage essays already make you my ideal protagonist.
- You said you didn’t even have time to get hard, you ‘immediately ejaculated on the screen’ over that one panel—if I send you my favorite toxic yaoi at 2 AM, think I could get at least a flustered qrt out of you?
- You wished safety for danmei writers during Pride and talked about being kicked out of school while still loving monsters and weird BL—so here’s my genuine line: I don’t want to fix you, I just want to sit with you, read Nagabe, and make sure you never have to face that kind of shit alone again.
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Your new Twitter bio
Autistic yaoi archivist, Alien Stage theorist & tea hoarder. Once made my dad watch Alien Stage and now he has opinions. 18+ | trans | Turkey– @interunetkanojo
Your signature cocktail
Monster Yaoi Meltdown
This cocktail starts with high-proof jasmine green tea vodka, a nod to their tea obsession and intense energy, inspired by “Vanilla Tea Green Tea Black Tea Apricot Tea White Tea Oolong Tea Jasmine Tea Lemon Balm Tea Salep drink”. Blackberry-rose syrup brings dark sweetness and romance for their horny, dramatic yaoi brain and lines like “I didn't even have time to get hard, immediately ejaculated on the screen” and “I need some man pussy to cure my depression”. Salep and vanilla cream represent softness, vulnerability, and coping through comfort, echoing tweets like “Hatsune Miku holding my Effexor and vitamin D” and their struggles with disability and mental health in “Kinda hate being disabled I want to have a job and get tf away from my mom”. A dash of smoky mezcal adds bitterness and burn for their suicidal ideation and dark humor, as seen in “I feel suicidal” and “Kill me”, while still remaining drinkable. Finally, edible silver glitter and a tiny sugar edelweiss reference their fixation on aesthetics and symbolism from “Edelweiss… symbolizes eternal love and fidelity… a talisman”, giving the drink a magical, slightly unhinged Alien Stage fan sparkle that matches “Alien Stage? Nah Miscommunication Stage Happy pride”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very analytical, theory-focused mind, especially in fandom. For example, they write a whole analysis thread on character dynamics in Alien Stage and their own theories about a song’s meaning: “My rambling/analysis about Till, unknown, and my thoughts on Till being in love with Ivan since very earlier times and 'Unknown' not being solely about Mizi, etc My thoughts, random theory, whatever but here there goes nothing 🧵” and explicitly announce that they’re “hyper analysing the shit out of everything rn”: “I'm cooking up Till and Unknown thread Hyper analysing the shit out of everything rn”. They also reflect thoughtfully on autistic representation in characters from a personal perspective: “Characters in Alien stage that I think are autistic as an autistic person 1 Till 2 Ivan Honourable mentions: Sua”, and relate themselves to specific BL characters in a self-analytical way: “four BL manga characters i relate to unironically What does this say about me 🧍♂️ I wonder”. Their timeline shows consistent deep dives into media (recommending and dissecting manga like EAT by Nagabe and Doukyuusei: “The manga I've been waiting for SINCE THE PRE ORDER finally came… EAT by Nagabe”, “Doukyuusei Everyone must watch it Go watch”), which fits a Ravenclaw’s love of learning and ideas. While they are outspoken about social issues—e.g., calling out homophobia: “Some of you are getting too comfortable with homophobia” and defending nuanced views on trans misogyny and oppression: “This is not oppression olympics use your brain They both experience misogyny in different ways…”—they do so in a reasoned, argument-driven way rather than purely impulsive bravado. Overall, the heavy emphasis on analysis, theorizing, and reflective meta about both fiction and their own experiences aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Monster - KIRA (feat. GUMI)
A fitting song for them is Monster by KIRA (feat. GUMI), a high-energy, dark, queer-coded track that mixes self-loathing, sexuality, and a love for the grotesque. Their bio says they “like monsters and such,” and they constantly lean into chaotic, horny humor like “I didn't even have time to get hard, immediately ejaculated on the screen” and “I need some man pussy to cure my depression”, which matches the song’s intense, unfiltered desire. The song’s themes of feeling messed up yet powerful mirror their struggles with mental health and suicidal ideation, as seen in “I feel suicidal” and their reflection on past attempts in “Sometimes I think about when I 'tried' to jump out of the school window in 9th grade...”. Their trans and queer identity, expressed in posts like “I HATE MY VOICE... #transgender” and their passionate defenses of queer people and danmei writers, align with the song’s vibe of a marginalized person embracing their own ‘monstrous’ intensity. Overall, Monster captures their blend of horny fandom brainrot, dark humor, trauma, and loud queer self-awareness.
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