Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Scientific Literacy: They apply biological knowledge to debunk myths about "metabolic obesity" and "transgender brains."
- Intellectual Honesty: They value logic over ego, stating "it costs me nothing to admit I'm wrong" when presented with better data.
- Academic Efficiency: Despite procrastination, they are "capable of shitting out a literature review in 4-5 days" that gets approved.
- Nuanced Social Perspectives: They provide balanced takes on cultural issues like "cultural appropriation" and the "fragility of status" in certain movements.
- Adaptive Learning: They quickly mastered "figure skating German" within 30 minutes to follow a broadcast.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Procrastination: They admit to "procrastinating by reading books" instead of finishing their diploma work.
- Financial Impulsivity: They spent their "advance on non-essential things" and had to walk 5km to avoid an 80-ruble fare.
- Addictive Personality: They acknowledge having "zero immunity to addictions" following a past struggle with nicotine.
- Emotional Detachment: They struggle to "understand sympathy or attraction to strangers" and feel guilty about "non-reciprocal feelings."
- Self-Deprecating Arrogance: They mock their own online persona, tweeting about wanting to "blabber something like I'm the smartest person on Twitter."
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a highly principled and cynical intellectual who identifies as a “biologist” and frequently critiques social structures through a scientific lens. They share Lisa's sharp-tongued activism, arguing that if a social ban is based only on 'discomfort,' then “the position is shit, the person is stupid, and the ban is likely discriminatory”. Despite their academic focus on finishing a “lit review for a diploma”, they are easily distracted by their deep passions, such as figure skating. They often feel like an outsider due to their superior knowledge, jokingly asking if they should say something “as if I'm the smartest person on Twitter”. Ultimately, they mirror Lisa’s mix of existential dread, moral rigidity, and the burden of being a “highly educated, terribly poor” student.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
The user identifies as an ISTP in their bio, and their tweets consistently reflect this through a focus on technical details and logical detachment. Their Introversion and Thinking are evident when they struggle to reciprocate intense emotional displays, stating, “chelik мощно очарован... но я не могу разделить этот прикол”, and when they prefer to dismiss others using “аргументами почему мы не сойдёмся” rather than simple feelings. Their Sensing side is seen in their biological observations and critique of abstract arguments, noting that a position is usually “говно” if it lacks more than just a 'discomfort' argument. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highlighted by a chaotic, last-minute approach to their diploma, boasting of being able to “высрать литобзор за 4 5 дня” without deep re-checking.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 5w4 biologist? Because you’ve managed to isolate the exact sequence of my heart, and I’m definitely not 'fake' obsessed with you.
- Forget the Olympic Village—I'd rather skip the crowds and the free contraceptives to help you finish that lit review in record time.
- I promise I’m not just a 'high quality skater'—I’m a high quality partner who won't ever 'ghost' you for a 40-minute post-coffee nap.
- I may not have a trans-border link for the German broadcast, but I’d gladly walk 5km in the snow just to save us 80 rubles for a date.
- If organic matter belongs in the natural cycle, then let's skip the epoxy—I'd rather let our chemistry decompose into something real.
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Biologist & ISTP. Expert at navigating lab results, literature reviews, and figure skating physics. Ask me why organic jewelry is a biological crime.– @intilijintp
Your signature cocktail
The Binary Biologist’s Lit-Review Refresher
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is designed for someone who can “высрать литобзор за 4 5 дня” while simultaneously screaming at figure skating. The cold brew reflects their “чашка кофия и сразу поспать 40 минут” strategy, while the bitter notes represent their ISTP bluntness toward those who “отшивать чела АРГУМЕНТАМИ”. It has a scientific edge, acknowledging that “худой и красивый не значит здоровый”, and is served in a glass that makes their “ноги здесь выглядят отлично”. Finally, the organic garnish is a poke at their professional disdain for “украшения из органики в эпоксидке”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user demonstrates a strong analytical and scientific mindset, identifying as a “biologist” and critiquing scientific discourse, such as when they warn that “data on this topic are crazy contradictory” regarding the 'transgender brain' argument. Their wit and intellectual independence are evident in their ability to “crank out a literature review in 4-5 days” and their annoyance with logical fallacies, stating that arguments based purely on “discomfort... and NOTHING ELSE” are usually poor. They value objective truth over emotional reasoning, noting they are happy to “admit being wrong given good data and arguments”. This commitment to precision, skepticism of “breakthrough” headlines, and their self-applied label of istp 5w4 aligns perfectly with the Ravenclaw traits of wisdom and critical thinking.
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
The song's focus on repetitive, clinical efficiency perfectly matches intilijintp’s persona as a biologist currently obsessed with the mechanical precision of figure skating and the grueling process of writing a thesis. Their self-description as an “istp 5w4” and a “biologist” aligns with the track’s systematic energy, especially when they boast, “I’m capable of shitting out a literature review in 4-5 days”. The lyrics' emphasis on work and improvement mirrors their struggle to balance academic labor with personal interests, noting it is a “heavy test to write a lit review for a diploma during the Olympic Games”. Furthermore, their analytical approach to physical health—mentioning “metabolically healthy obesity” and “low ferritin”—complements the song's vibe of monitoring and optimizing a biological or mechanical system.
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