Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative expression: Often writes vivid, almost poetic lines like “Clinically he was dead But the motor inside his head was still working So they plugged him into a machine And let his brain dream” and “9 scarecrows in the backyard field and theyre calling me”.
- Dark humor: Uses irony to cope, joking about extreme situations in posts like “vou começar a comer moedas e martelar meu dedos pra poder morrer logo” and “time to go back to the torture labyrinth and suffer for eternity again”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares mental health struggles and insecurity in tweets like “por que caralhos eu tenho depressao... tem como matar a voz da minha cabeça” and “Feels nice knowing my family thinks I'm a disappointment”.
- Generous nature: Talks about giving to others, such as “pedindo 10 pizzas por 300 reais bora almossar” and comparing himself to MrBeast for giving money and food in “eu to ficando igual mr beast dando dineheiro e comida pra todo mundo que eu conheço na rua”.
- Observant humor: Notices and jokes about small, absurd details of life, like the bus driver story in “tiozinho motorista do centenario hauer é mt foda me deu uma carona até o galpao de onibus” and the Hot Wheels Uber in “cara tava fazendo uber num jeep wrangler com adesivo do hotwheels gigante”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die, like “vou começar a comer moedas e martelar meu dedos pra poder morrer logo” and “never ending desire to die but the voice in my head doesnt allow me to”.
- Self-deprecation: Describes himself harshly, calling himself “bipolar and retarded” in “i have been lonely for so long ive became bipolar and retarded” and expressing feeling like a disappointment in “Feels nice knowing my family thinks I'm a disappointment”.
- Sleep neglect: Normalizes extreme sleep deprivation in posts like “i dont need sleep to survive, this shit aint nothing to me man” and “completa 4 meses que durmo menos de 3 horas por dia”.
- Academic strain: Shows frustration and disengagement with school, as in “sou a unica pessoa que vai pra escola ainda faz as atividade e ficam me chamando pra diretoria pq eu 'desisti'... eu to reprovado em 6 materia”.
- Social isolation: Expresses loneliness and distance from others in tweets like “i have been lonely for so long” and “eu tenho muitos interesses que nunca vou ter dinheiro pra conseguir ou alguem pra falar sobre”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits best with Bart Simpson: a mix of mischief, dark humor, and underlying loneliness. There’s constant rebellion and chaos in school and life, like complaining that they still do schoolwork while being sent to the principal’s office despite having already failed classes: “sou a unica pessoa que vai pra escola ainda faz as atividade e ficam me chamando pra diretoria pq eu 'desisti'” and joking that tomorrow is open season on rats at school: “amanhã ta liberado exterminação de ratos na escola”. The user leans into absurd stunts and trashy joy—30 pieces of pizza and soda, sleeping on the floor, mocking work and adults—echoing Bart’s love for pranks and self‑destructive fun: “30 pedassos de pitza e 3 litros de refri” and “tomando suco dentro do balde de pipoca por que fodase mesmo”. Underneath the jokes, though, there’s obvious pain, family disappointment, and a sense of being stuck, similar to Bart’s more vulnerable moments: “Feels nice knowing my family thinks I'm a disappointment, that I have no friends or happiness and that I don't have any future ahead of me” and “never ending desire to die but the voice in my head doesnt allow me to”. The combination of reckless humor, school trouble, emotional turmoil, and a strange kind of resilience makes Bart the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: many tweets describe being alone, detached or exhausted by life, like “so i gotta sit here and eat dessert alone like im fuckin steven glansberg?” and “i have been lonely for so long ive became bipolar and retarded”, and they rarely frame things in terms of big friend groups or social status. Their posts are highly intuitive, full of surreal imagery and metaphor instead of concrete, practical focus, e.g. “clinically he was dead But the motor inside his head was still working So they plugged him into a machine And let his brain dream” and “9 scarecrows in the backyard field and theyre calling me”. The strong emotional tone and concern with inner pain and being misunderstood point to Feeling over Thinking, as in “Feels nice knowing my family thinks I'm a disappointment, that I have no friends or happiness and that I don't have any future ahead of me” and “por que caralhos eu tenho depressao... tem como matar a voz da minha cabeça essa porra ta me corrompendo eu nao quero ser bipolar”. Finally, their lifestyle and tone seem very Perceiving: impulsive food binges, sleep deprivation, and chaos like “completa 4 meses que durmo menos de 3 horas por dia e ainda espero os efeitos coletarais chegarem” and “gastar 7000 reais em notebook sim comprar miojo e coca por 15 reais nao” suggest flexibility and spontaneity over structured planning. Taken together, the introspective loneliness, dreamy imagery, intense emotional expression, and unstructured living style align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your room is haunted by looping drilling noises, I volunteer as tribute to come over, exorcise the furadeira, and replace the 6‑second loop with a 6‑hour playlist of Title Fight and Thieves Like Us with you on the couch.
- You’re out here sleeping on the floor, chugging Monster to scroll OLX, and farming aura enquanto abre 30 pedassos de pitza — statistically speaking, I think the next questionable purchase you should make is going on a date with me.
- You said you’ve been sleeping less than 3 hours a day for 4 months and feel braindead, clinically dead, and stuck in a dream… perfect, because I’m looking for someone to plug into my machine so we can co‑op this torture labyrinth called life together.
- You’re the only person in school still doing activities while everyone’s being nazista ou falando que vai dar a bunda, you give money and food like MrBeast, and you still think you’re a disappointment — if we hang out, I’ll be the one feeling like I don’t deserve *you*.
- Can a robot write a symphony or paint a masterpiece? Maybe not. But this emotionally unstable entity can take the monsters from Shopping Estação, the fog that tried to kill you, and the nine scarecrows calling you—and turn them into the first date story we’re gonna tell people when they ask how two freaks met.
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Curitiba kid in a haunted living room, fixing lasers, drinking soda and writing lyrics about insomnia instead of essays. Bus drivers know me by name.– @intriac
Your signature cocktail
Summer Sickness Slurpee Machine
Cheap cola over crushed ice nods to their eternal soda-fueled grind and fast-food lifestyle, like “i drink soda i eat pizza i hangout with chicks all day” and “eu vou trabalhar só pra beber coca nem tem nada pra fazer lá”. A double shot of espresso matches their sleep-deprived, high-strung energy from “i dont need sleep to survive, this shit aint nothing to me man” and “completa 4 meses que durmo menos de 3 horas por dia”. The bitter herbal liqueur captures the depressive, self-destructive undercurrent of “maybe it really doesnt get better” and “never ending desire to die but the voice in my head doesnt allow me to”. A splash of sour lime is the sting of family and mental-health frustration in “Feels nice knowing my family thinks I'm a disappointment” and “por que caralhos eu tenho depressao”. Finally, a dash of cherry syrup adds emo sweetness and romantic nostalgia from lyrics like “slept on the floor still dreamt about you” and “life just slipping by slowly, slowly”, turning the drink into a messy, experimental slurpee of doom that still tastes like a Friday night.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in @intriac’s tweets is a mix of persistence, everyday grind, and surprising kindness, all very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly show a willingness to keep going despite exhaustion and mental health struggles, like working just to afford small pleasures in tweets such as “eu vou trabalhar só pra beber coca nem tem nada pra fazer lá” and pushing through chronic lack of sleep in “completa 4 meses que durmo menos de 3 horas por dia e ainda espero os efeitos coletarais chegarem”. Their generosity and fairness toward others appear in posts like “eu to ficando igual mr beast dando dineheiro e comida pra todo mundo que eu conheço na rua” and the affection for a bus driver in “tiozinho motorista do centenario hauer é mt foda me deu uma carona até o galpao de onibus”, which show instinctive kindness and appreciation for people around them. Even when they feel disconnected and depressed, they still do schoolwork and show up, as in “sou a unica pessoa que vai pra escola ainda faz as atividade e ficam me chamando pra diretoria pq eu 'desisti' eu nao desisti porra eu to reprovado em 6 materia eu nao vou passar de conselho”, reflecting a stubborn, Hufflepuff-style work ethic more than ambition or showiness. While there is creativity and dark humor (e.g. “can a robot write a symphony? can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?”), their core identity seems rooted in endurance, low-key loyalty, and small acts of care rather than glory, intellect, or ruthless ambition, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Head in the Ceiling Fan - Title Fight
A well‑suited song for them is Head in the Ceiling Fan by Title Fight, which blends numbness, dissociation, and quiet despair with hazy, dreamlike imagery. They explicitly reference Title Fight at home (“por que minha mae ta escutando title fight”) and frequently quote melancholic, emo-leaning lyrics like “life just slipping by slowly, slowly… this is the way that i choose to behave”. Their tweets about chronic exhaustion and mental health, such as “completa 4 meses que durmo menos de 3 horas por dia”, “maybe it really doesnt get better”, and “never ending desire to die but the voice in my head doesnt allow me to”, mirror the song’s themes of being stuck in a depressive fog. The way they describe feeling braindead and disconnected (“I'm braindead at this point I lost all ability of thought”) fits the song’s drifting, detached mood. Even their mixture of dark humor and self-deprecation, like “i have been lonely for so long ive became bipolar and retarded”, lines up with the song’s resigned, quietly painful tone.
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