Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-open: Frequently shares vulnerabilities and yearning for connection, like asking for lesbians or tolerant people in “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron”.
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and dramatic capslock to entertain, such as “WHAT. WHAT WHATW AHATW AHATE QHAY2TW WHAH2TAHDHWKDK2PPWORIIQIWIDKFV” and WWE bits like “you know what. i'm doing it wwe moves that would actually hurt in a street fight”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and fondness toward oomfs, calling them “good girls” in “sigh oomfs are my good girls” and wanting to kiss friends in “i would LOVE to kiss a lot of my oomfs but i dont think theyd appreciate it”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for interests like WWE, Destiny 2, Hoyoverse, and politics, for example “go play mycopunk this game is AWESOME” and all-caps reactions to matches like “SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RETURN THAT LANTERN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS”.
- Self-reflective: Acknowledges patterns and flaws openly, such as “people severely underestimate what i'd do for a cosplay girlfriend and im starting to realize it myself god help me” and “i also gotta stop tweeting bro this is miserable”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense-yearning: Constantly fixates on needing a girlfriend or women oomfs, shown in tweets like “oomfies........ i need women oomfies..... i eed giirlkissing,,,,” and “why is EVERY WOMAN I KNOW taken. im TRYING MY HARDEST”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about themself, calling themself a “fucking moron” in “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron” and comparing their looks negatively in “i hate how when unshaved i look like AJ Styles just chubby and hormonal”.
- Attention-seeking: Frequently pleads for interaction, like “oomfers.... please talk to me oomfers.........” and building a whole promotwt around getting moots in “⋆˙⟡ looking for moots #promotwt”.
- Impulsive-tweeting: Posts rapid emotional reactions and admits it's a problem, seen in all-caps outbursts like “IMMA. BRO” and self-critique in “I ALSO GOTTA STOP TWEETING BRO THIS IS MISERABLE”.
- Romance-fixated: Frames a lot of happiness around being kissed or fought over, such as “need a woman like her (NOT DEAD. DO NOT)” and “wish bitches would fight over me like this am i a problem?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Ionicka reads as a very online, emotionally intense, thoughtful teen who feels a bit out of place and is constantly yearning for connection, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, she craves intimacy and understanding, repeatedly asking for companionship and romance, as in “oomfies........ i need women oomfies..... i eed giirlkissing,,,,” and “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron”. Lisa’s blend of big feelings and overthinking matches Ionicka’s late-night introspection in “'how's life' i'm up at 3:31 in the morning debating what to do for dinner in the middle of one of the worst brewing snowstorms”. Ionicka is also passionate and nerdy about niche interests (wrestling, games, anime), similar to Lisa’s hyperfocuses, shown in “current hyperfix;” and “wwe moves that would actually hurt in a street fight/how much they would hurt 🧵”. Finally, her blend of idealism and frustration with the world, like in “here's one maybe we listen to people this time when we say this will only get worse”, strongly echoes Lisa’s socially aware, often exasperated outlook.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They literally self‑identify as an INFP in their bio ("infp t/mediator"), which already strongly anchors them as an INFP. Their posting style is very feelings‑heavy, yearning, and self‑reflective rather than attention‑seeking or event‑focused, e.g. “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron” and “why is EVERY WOMAN I KNOW taken. im TRYING MY HARDEST I ALSO GOTTA STOP TWEETING BRO THIS IS MISERABLE”, which fits an Introverted Feeling (Fi) core. Their interests are driven by hyperfixations, aesthetics, and fictional/parasocial connections rather than practical details, like “current hyperfix;” and multiple posts about Genshin, wrestling, and yuri, pointing to Intuition (N) over Sensing. Emotional, romantic, and idealistic language dominates over rational analysis or debate, e.g. “people severely underestimate what i'd do for a cosplay girlfriend” and “someone out there thinks of me this way and i need her”, which is classic Feeling (F). Their chaotic late‑night posting, impulsive decisions about games and fandoms (“do i dive into the deep end of hoyotwt again...”; “chat do i add them and unbrick my fucking account”) and lack of clear planning all point toward a flexible, spontaneous Perceiving (P) style rather than structured Judging.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging the timeline for lesbians and girlkissing at 3am in a snowstorm — have you considered the ancient solution of ‘DM me and let’s go be yuriful outside a random food stall in the rain’?
- You’re out here making a whole thread on WWE moves that would actually hurt in a street fight… so when do we test the ‘getting slammed against the wall and kissed stupid’ finisher?
- You said you’re walking out of the closet with your hands raised — mind if I walk over, lace our fingers, and make sure the first thing you see on the other side is a girl ready to kiss you, not destiny 2 patch notes?
- Genshin, Hoyo, Limbus, Destiny 2, wrestling, cosplay girlfriends, Junko-core women… your interests read like a gacha banner, and I’m fully prepared to pull until I get you on rate‑up.
- You like wearing 4XL and 5XL ‘cause you prefer seeing titties and legs instead of a chud build — if you ever want someone to appreciate that outfit while we share Redbull and panic‑cook paninis, I volunteer as oomfie.
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io | she/they | UK | once burned pasta while theorycrafting Destiny 2 builds, now juggling homework, boss fights, and a worryingly long yuri rec list– @ionicka
Your signature cocktail
Yearning Yurioomf Fizz
This cocktail is built on passionfruit liqueur for their nonstop romantic and sapphic yearning, like when they said “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron” and “i would LOVE a girl to kiss js sayin”. Raspberry vodka adds a bright, punchy sweetness for their playful chaos and loud reactions, from “WHAT. WHAT WHATW AHATW AHATE QHAY2TW WHAH2TAHDHWKDK2PPWORIIQIWIDKFV” to “RAGEBAIT SUCCESSFUL”. Elderflower tonic keeps it light and slightly floral, echoing the softer, dreamy side of an infp t/mediator who admits “now imagine meeting someone BECAUSE of sandina that's what i want.. sigh in yearner”. A dash of chili bitters represents the sharp, self-aware edge and wrestling/gaming aggression behind lines like “oh. awesome. time to kill” and their thread on “wwe moves that would actually hurt in a street fight”. Finally, a cotton candy garnish is torched tableside: it’s dramatic, a little OTT, and melts away like their timeline of hyperfixations and late-night crisis tweets such as “'how's life' i'm up at 3:31 in the morning debating what to do for dinner in the middle of one of the worst brewing snowstorms”, leaving the drink sweet, messy, and weirdly comforting—just like their feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ionicka’s defining traits read as yearning, loyalty, and a strong desire for connection rather than raw ambition or cerebral detachment, which points most clearly to Hufflepuff. They repeatedly frame relationships in terms of wanting someone who will tolerate and care for them, e.g. “need someone who'll tolerate me like this” and “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron”, which emphasizes acceptance and mutual support. Their timeline is full of affection toward friends and followers—“oomfers.... please talk to me oomfers.........” and “sigh oomfs are my good girls”—showing a very emotionally loyal, people-oriented temperament. Even when they joke about being a mess, it’s in the context of wanting to be better for someone and not fumbling love, like “people severely underestimate what i'd do for a cosplay girlfriend and im starting to realize it myself god help me” and “lord give me a woman with Junko Enoshima as her main personality and i wont fumble i swear”. While they have flashes of passion and impulsive capslock intensity, those outbursts are in service of relationships and fandom joy rather than self-aggrandizing ambition or cold analysis, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A song that fits them well is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko because so much of their timeline is openly, loudly sapphic yearning. They repeatedly talk about wanting women and girlkissing, like in “oomfies........ i need women oomfies..... i eed giirlkissing,,,,” and “i would LOVE a girl to kiss js sayin”. The song’s theme of liking girls in a way that’s both earnest and a bit dramatic matches their vibe when they say things like “why is EVERY WOMAN I KNOW taken. im TRYING MY HARDEST” and “a; any lesbians in chat b; anybody there who'll tolerate a fucking moron”. Their bio and tweets show a transfeminine, online, slightly chaotic romantic who craves mutual girl-on-girl affection, which fits the song’s mixture of longing, frustration, and confident queer desire. Even their half-joking dramatics about being ruined by a woman, like “she'd ruin me and i'd still be begging for her bro”, echo the intense emotional tone of the track.
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