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Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, sarcastic attitude and love for pop‑culture references, which aligns with the user’s constant meme‑filled, self‑deprecating posts. The tweet "When I asked if life could get any harder it was a rhetorical question not a challenge" mirrors Bart’s defiant tone, while "I’m so good I always get top 8 in tft" and "Can’t trust someone if they don’t like Mr Bean, Johnny English or Rush Hour" show the same bragging‑and‑pop‑culture savvy Bart displays. The user’s love for darkness at odd hours ("I might be the only person that likes it when it gets dark at 5 pm") feels like a teenage Bart vibe. Additionally, the frequent cat memes and chaotic humor ("Our friend goes to China and THESE are the pictures he takes?") echo Bart’s penchant for chaotic antics. Overall, the blend of sarcasm, self‑assertion, and pop‑culture obsession makes Bart Simpson the closest match.

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Their constant posting and open invitation to DM, as in “If you look like this my DMs are open,” shows an outward, sociable energy typical of Extraversion. They frequently discuss future possibilities, abstract ideas and personal visions, e.g., “Next year is going to be a movie and I will be the one directing it for once” and “The duality of man either I’m the goat…,” indicating a preference for Intuition over concrete Sensing. Their statements prioritize personal values and emotions, such as “Holding on to anger and negative emotions is like drinking poison…” and “Highest form of intimacy is simply witnessing each other's existence,” reflecting a Feeling decision‑making style. Finally, their spontaneous, varied content—ranging from memes about Mr Bean to impromptu cat videos—exemplifies the flexible, adaptable nature of Perceiving, as seen in “Going out into the wilderness again (grocery shopping)” and “I might be the only person that likes it when it gets dark at 5 pm.”

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Chemistry tutor, gamer & cat dad, rock climber, aspiring filmmaker. Canadian‑Eastern European blend. Survived a 19‑yr‑old crush on a coffee run. #GoatLife– @ionuji

Your signature cocktail
The Midnight Goat is a dark, slightly sweet cocktail that captures ionuji’s part‑time vampire vibe and love for the night, as he once wrote "I might be the only person that likes it when it gets dark at 5pm". The black vodka gives the drink an inky depth, echoing his tweet "I’m kinda the goat" and his constant self‑branding as the GOAT of his games. Rich pomegranate juice adds a blood‑red hue, nodding to his "part time vampire" bio and the line "When I asked if life could get any harder it was a rhetorical question not a challenge [picture]" that hints at a dramatic flair. Maple syrup sweetens the mix, a subtle tribute to his Canadian side, reflected in "I regret to inform everyone that unfortunately I am im fact canadian (from Eastern Europe)". Finally, a splash of Romanian plum brandy honors his Eastern‑European roots, hinted at by posts like "Mămăligă cu pește ca acasă".

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently displays a love for insight and learning, evident in 'Holding on to anger and negative emotions is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to somehow die'. They explicitly value intellect, as shown by 'I value my partner having a rich vocabulary that helps them express themselves freely on the same level as their personality and looks'. Their focus on self‑growth and reflective thinking, like 'It will only get better when you take your life into your hands and stop going on autopilot', aligns with Ravenclaw's pursuit of wisdom. They also seek challenging pursuits such as rock climbing and mastering games, demonstrated by 'Rock climbing with friends is so much fun, finished a v5 this week, hopefully can complete a v6 next week'. Overall, these traits of curiosity, appreciation for knowledge, and thoughtful self‑improvement point to Ravenclaw.

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The user’s frequent references to gaming, especially League of Legends and TFT, and their self‑described "goat" status line up with the anthem’s celebration of champions. They quote "I’m so good I always get top 8 in tft" and "Im kinda the goat". Their mantra about taking control of one’s life—"It will only get better when you take your life into your hands and stop going on autopilot"—matches the lyric "Legends never die, they’re immortalized in memory". The darker, nocturnal side they embrace ("I might be the only person that likes it when it gets dark at 5pm" and "part time vampire") reflects the song’s line "When the world comes crashing down, we’ll rise again". Their emphasis on overcoming toxic relationships ("You disrespect yourself if you let toxic people stay in your life") echoes the anthem’s call to rise above adversity. Overall, "Legends Never Die" captures the blend of competitive drive, resilience, and the night‑loving, slightly gothic identity that defines @ionuji’s online persona.

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