IottieIover
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Open-hearted: They repeatedly wear feelings publicly — 'I WANT HER' and 'hiii i miss them like a desperate ex again' show they don't hide emotional wants and are sincere about attachment.
- Energetic: Their timeline is full of hype and attendance: 'had so much fun at ego nite give me 10 more' and nonstop excitement for meetups demonstrates high energy.
- Curious: They juggle learning bass, drawing, and 'learning türkçe', as written in 'things im doing: learning bass and i wanting to draw bur also wanting to continue learning türkçe', showing a thirst for new skills.
- Community-minded: Calling followers into shared identity — 'all the lesbians say hi in the comments NOW' — and celebrating 'NOFEMMEBER' point to nurturing queer group bonds.
- Self-aware: They recognize their own patterns ('im a giveupaholic' after tuning bass for hours) and can make fun of themselves, a valuable self-knowledge trait.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: They jump between hobbies and obsessions — 'just spent 500 hours tuning my bass... only to realize... im a giveupaholic' — which leads to start-stop behavior.
- Overexposed: They broadcast raw feelings and bodily stuff ('oh i have diarrhea again', 'Feed me Antidepressants NOW'), which can make private matters public and invite unwanted attention.
- Anxious: Lines like 'anyone else in their 20s freak out when u look at the mirror because u actually look your age' and frequent self-doubt about looks indicate anxiety about self-image.
- Craving validation: Repeated pleas for attention ('ADDRESS ME', 'i hope im At Least everyones top 5 dykeoomf') show a reliance on external affirmation.
- Distraction-prone: Their to-do list often collapses under competing hobbies: 'learning bass... wanting to draw... need to edit rn but also' shows difficulty finishing tasks.
Your Simpsons character
Patty Bouvier
Patty Bouvier is the Simpsons character whose sardonic lesbian-adjacent persona and bluntness most closely echoes Bren's mix of queer pride and sarcasm. Bren's repeated 'IM LESBIAN' proclamations and 'CISHETERO MEN DNI' attitude mirror Patty's unapologetic, world-weary sass, and both can be affectionate about their chosen community while being theatrically exasperated with straight male attention.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Bren fits ENFP: Extraverted because they crave social interaction and shoutouts ('all the lesbians say hi in the comments NOW', 'ADDRESS ME'), Intuitive with big imaginative wishful threads about 'turk futch' and dreaming ('i will dream of turk futch'), Feeling because they foreground emotions and values ('Feed me Antidepressants NOW', 'hiii i miss them like a desperate ex again'), and Perceiving since they juggle freelance-like explorations ('learning bass... wanting to draw... need to edit rn but also') rather than rigid plans. Each facet appears in their tweets: E shown by 'had so much fun at ego nite', N by 'yoooo ive reached crazy levels of delusion because why are all my tweets about curly haired futch', F by 'i hope im At Least everyones top 5 dykeoomf', and P by 'just spent 500 hours tuning my bass... only to realize the song i wanted to learn is too hard and im a giveupaholic.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a drop C tuning? Because I spent 500 hours trying to get close to you and I'd do it again.
- If loving curly-haired futches is a crime, consider me guilty — wanna help me serve the sentence on your lap?
- Learning Türkçe for 'oomf' is cute, but I could teach you 'teşekkür' if you'll teach me how to kiss under Turkish stars.
- Call me an ego nite VIP — I only let tall futches with guitars and thick eyebrows backstage.
- I'm not a therapist but I can definitely make you forget about bad group projects and remember my name instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
bren ₊˚⊹ ⚢ — 20 • she/they • messy, loud, proud dyke who learns bass, Türkçe, and how to stop falling for tall futch with curly hair. organizer-of-ego-nites, beach-dreamer, hamster-misser. CISHETERO MEN DNI — come for the chaos, stay for the playlists.– @IottieIover
Your signature cocktail
Curly Futch Fizz
The 'Curly Futch Fizz' blends Turkish roots (rakı), bright citrus, and sweet pomegranate for a drink that's bold, a little messy, and irresistibly flirtatious — just like Bren's tweets. The rakı nods to 'I love Turkiye' and their love of Turkish culture, the fizzy soda matches pool-and-beach daydreams ('i yearn for the cold pool'), and the sweet-tart pomegranate echoes their craving and theatrical longing ('I WANT HER', 'TALL FUTCH WITH CURLY HAIR'). It's an effervescent, slightly rebellious sip for nights at ego nite.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bren aligns best with Hufflepuff because their timeline values community, loyalty, and warmth: they keep showing up for 'ego nite', cheer on 'all the lesbians', and organize queer moments like 'NOFEMMEBER'. They are earnest rather than glory-seeking, preferring comfort, inclusivity and friendships over competition, which matches Hufflepuff's steady care. Their willingness to be vulnerable — 'hiii i miss them like a desperate ex again' and 'Feed me Antidepressants NOW' — shows humility and devotion to the people and small pleasures that matter to them.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A queer anthem about same-sex attraction and being unabashedly into other women, 'Girls Like Girls' fits Bren's repeated proclamations 'IM LESBIAN' and yearning posts like 'I WANT HER' and 'TALL FUTCH WITH CURLY HAIR'. The song's directness and romantic hunger echo their timeline's mix of blunt desire and celebratory queerness.
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