
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotionally intense teen who’s politically opinionated, artistic, and very online-brained. Like Lisa’s progressive streak and hatred of bigotry, they rant about politics and social issues, e.g. “mano o lula nao ia fechar as igreja bora lula acelera”, “SE DEUS ODEIA OS GAYS PQ CONTINUAMOS VENCENDO”, and “nao tem nada q eu tenha mais nojo do q eu tenho por jovem conservador”. They’re very self-reflective and anxious about the future, spiraling about life and college like Lisa does about her purpose: “a cada 5 min eu to mds nao sei oq fazer da vida mds nao quero fazer faculdade ta mas e se eu escolher uma faculdade baseada so no salario ok fodase vou virar tiktoker”. At the same time, they have a passionate, nerdy side—obsessing over musicals (Hamilton, In the Heights), animation, games, and livestreams, as seen in tweets like “in the heights eh muito bom eu to chorando” and “tenho 17 vejo 6 horas de live de minecraft por dia”. Their mix of leftist memes, sensitivity, and intense fandom energy fits Lisa’s vibe much better than the more chaotic Bart or laid-back Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they overshare freely about family, school, fandom, and emotions, and they clearly enjoy public interaction and in-jokes with mutuals, like when they complain about Elon Musk’s bots in all caps and humor (“ELON MUSK MANDA SEUS BOT PRA CASA DO CARALHO”) or proudly reintroduce themselves to this account (“mano vou voltar a usar essa conta aqui pq nao queria falar em nenhuma outra…”). Their style shows strong iNtuition: they frequently spiral into big-picture life questions and identity worries instead of concrete planning, for example reflecting on their future and career vs. becoming a tiktoker (“a cada 5 min eu to mds nao sei oq fazer da vida… ok fodase vou virar tiktoker”) and musing about time perception (“eh mt estranho pra mim q 2016 tenha a mesma distancia pra 2012 e pra 2020”). They’re clearly Feeling-oriented, driven by emotion, aesthetics, and relationships rather than analysis: they talk about feeling beautiful or proud (“fodase pelo menos eu sou linda”, “me sentindo a pessoa mais linda do mundo nesse momento”), express strong value-based stances (“nao tem nada q eu tenha mais nojo do q eu tenho por jovem conservador”), and get deeply attached to media characters and musicals (“tenho kin na nina de in the heights nao recomendo”). Their behavior reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: they binge long Minecraft streams without much structure (“tenho 17 vejo 6 horas de live de minecraft por dia”), procrastinate heavily (“nivel de procrastinaçao: tenho uns 10 videos com menos de 30 segundos no assistir mais tarde do youtube”), and react spontaneously to moods that swing for ‘0 reasons’ (“hoje de manha eu tava mo triste ai agora eu to mo felizinja por 0 motivos”). Overall, their energetic online presence, emotional expressiveness, value-driven opinions, and unstructured, impulsive lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.

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17 • Minecraft streams, musicals & Hello Kitty lore enthusiast. Once watched 6h of QSMP in a day and still wondered what to do with my life.– @Iove_venti

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bubbly and a little dramatic, like someone who proudly yells “SE DEUS ODEIA OS GAYS PQ CONTINUAMOS VENCENDO” and fights for their right to use the double venus: “twitter lesbofobico nao quer deixar eu botar o duplo venus no meu nomw”. Sparkling rosé celebrates their soft but confident lesbian vibe and those moments of feeling gorgeous, like “me sentindo a pessoa mais linda do mundo nesse momento”. Passion fruit juice matches their intense moods and overthinking spirals about the future, as in “a cada 5 min eu to mds nao sei oq fazer da vida mds nao quero fazer faculdade… ok fodase vou virar tiktoker”. Blue curaçao is a nod to Minecraft nights and QSMP brainrot, from “estou apaixonada pwla minha janela de minecraft” to “quem eh o melhor personagem do qsmp e pq quacki”, adding a gamer-blue fantasy. Cotton candy syrup captures their Sanrio/Hello Kitty softness and love for cute things like “eu acabei de descobrir q a hello kitty tem uma irma gemea” and “quero que minha tml volte ao normal mas nao consigo parar de interagir com os gatinho de laço cor de rosa”. Finally, edible glitter represents their theatre-kid musical obsession and dramatic sparkle, from Hamilton raps “how does a ragtag👎 volunteer🤚 army⚔️…” to crying over In the Heights in multiple tweets like “in the heights eh muito bom eu to chorando”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show classic Hufflepuff warmth, loyalty, and softness toward others and small things. Their affection for animals and cute things is intense and empathetic, like when they say “eu genuinamente gosto muito de ratos vsf olha que criatura adoravel nao entendo o hate” and “eu amo raposas 😭😭😭😭”, which reflects a bias toward kindness rather than judgment. They value relationships and ongoing connections: they mourn losing Snapchat streaks with a friend in “perdi todos os foguinhos com a lo estou de luto” and gush about friends/family moments like “meu deus a isa eh um anjo” and “a mafe me entende”. Their self-description is modest and grounded — “tenho 17 vejo 6 horas de live de minecraft por dia e 1 vez eu fiz um bolo muito gostoso” — focusing on simple joys rather than ambition or superiority. Even when they’re political or frustrated, as in “ELON MUSK MANDA SEUS BOT PRA CASA DO CARALHO” and “mano o lula nao ia fechar as igreja bora lula acelera”, it comes from a sense of fairness and wanting a better environment for everyone rather than personal gain. This combination of loyalty, gentle humor, care for others, and focus on comfort over glory lines up most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is Unruly Heart from The Prom. They are openly and proudly queer, from using the double Venus in their name and saying “SE DEUS ODEIA OS GAYS PQ CONTINUAMOS VENCENDO” to calling Twitter “lesbofobico” for not letting them add the symbol “twitter lesbofobico nao quer deixar eu botar o duplo venus no meu nomw”. The song’s theme of embracing a messy, emotional, but genuine self matches how they talk about mood swings and hormones controlling their feelings “odeio hormonios como pode eles se sentirem no direito de controlar o que eu to sentindo”. It also fits their anxious but hopeful confusion about the future and college “a cada 5 min eu to mds nao sei oq fazer da vida mds nao quero fazer faculdade… ok fodase vou virar tiktoker”. Overall, Unruly Heart captures their queer pride, emotional intensity, and the sense of trying to love themselves loudly in a confusing world.

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