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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, politically aware, and openly queer. Like Lisa, she is very self-aware about her mental health and trauma, talking about a depression diagnosis and self-harm in tweets like “diagnostico de trastorno depresivo mayor en 2021… ahora mi mamá sigue diciendo que solo fui floja” and “la vida es tan triste, estoy todo el día angustiada… y me quiero matar”. She’s also outspoken about identity and labels, pushing back when people police her orientation in tweets like “me dicen que no puedo ser lesbiana x ser asexual…” and “toda esta gente que me comenta de q no soy lesbiana y asexual…”, which fits Lisa’s principled, justice-oriented side. Her interest in politics and social issues appears in posts like “This is fascism” and “una vtuber que sube memes de anime racistas es diputada de argentina”, echoing Lisa’s activism. At the same time, she’s artistic, nerdy, and very online—crying over anime like Haikyuu in “me puse a llorar por HAIKYUU o dios mio volvi a mi prime” and pouring love into her friendships in “im happy to be on the Faith sv... everyone treated me sooo good! :3”—all very Lisa-coded traits updated for a modern, gaming-and-K‑pop context.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they spend a lot of time in inner worlds of games, anime, and online servers rather than offline social events, and describe intense internal states like “la vida es tan triste, estoy todo el día angustiada…” and “así suena mi cerebro 24/7”. Their focus on meaning, identity, and possibilities over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), especially when reflecting on sexuality labels and future visions like “mis pequeños six seven y yo en japón 2030” and their frustration with people policing what "lesbian" and "asexual" mean in “me dicen que no puedo ser lesbiana x ser asexual…”. They are clearly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotions, empathy, and hurt rather than detached logic, as seen in “la vida es tan triste… hasta qhe empiezo a disociar y me quiero matar” and defending others like “y a quien le importa si eres fem o masc mujer es mujer😍😍😍”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, self‑described as disorganized and impulsive, for example forgetting an ID in “vine a un lugar donde tenía que traer mi carnet y justo cuando llegamos me acorde que no lo traje” and constantly starting new things like “me hice otra granja de stardew pq senti q la mia estaba quedando fea….”. Taking all of this together—intense inner emotional world, identity focus, imaginative escapism (anime, games, future fantasies), and a flexible, unstructured lifestyle—INFP fits best.

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Chilean 20 | lesbian + ace | Valorant & Stardew enjoyer | once mis-aged my cat by 2 years and still think about it during earthquakes– @ipodmyg

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Lesbian Lag & Lotus Queue is a light but deceptively strong cocktail, just like staying up all night doomscrolling and gaming while saying “la vida es tan triste, estoy todo el día angustiada para luego jugar con los chiquillos pasarla genuinamente bien”. The lychee soju keeps it soft and playful, echoing the cutesy chaos of calling yourself “mentally ill & lesbian ( ◞⩊◟) ❤︎ *.゚” while also tweeting “ME QUIERO MORIIIIR”. Hibiscus and rose syrup brings a deep, queer romantic sweetness for the girl who insists on her identity while people say “me están diciendo que no puedo ser lesbiana pq soy asexual”. A sharp matcha cold brew shot is the jittery brain static of “así suena mi cerebro 24/7” and all those late-night ranked queues like “cuando eres el único centinela en lotus”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a bright, bitter-fizzy edge for the anger, sarcasm and vents like “me sorprende lo mierda que pueden llegar a ser las personas” and “I wanna #RELAPSE i hate my life”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny gummy snake nod to her artsy, sparkly side—drawing on bottles, making farms, loving friends—and the tiny games and bits like “jugando serpientes y escaleras con mi awe y mi mamita”, because even in the mess, she still makes everything look a little magical.

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Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and care for others, even while struggling. They gush about friends and communities, like when they say they’re “happy to be on the Faith sv” and list everyone they love, emphasizing how kindly they were treated and how much that matters to them: “im happy to be on the Faith sv... i joined and everyone treated me sooo good! :3 i love nameless lewis luka helga & cy”. They show a protective, fairness-oriented side when criticizing people who lie or mistreat others, e.g. calling out people who invent things about someone they dislike as “mitómana”: “yo encuentro bien que no les guste una cuenta de twt pero ya de ahí ser mitómana e inventar cosas mal de esa persona mmmm???”. Their desire to support and connect is clear in how they encourage others to share their stuff (“son tan fomes todos ustedes! suban sus cosas a mi me IMPORTA!!”): “son tan fomes todos ustedes! suban sus cosas a mi me IMPORTA!! todos son tan amargados”. Even while dealing with depression and self-harm urges, they repeatedly seek therapy and worry about how their issues affect others, which reflects Hufflepuff’s perseverance and care rather than the self-focused ambition of Slytherin or the purely cerebral focus of Ravenclaw: “estoy buscando psicologa y tuve que poner obviamente que sepa de autolesiones…odio el dia q empece pero al mismo tiempo amo autolesionarme y no quiero dejar de hacerlo pero se q es malo tb”.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Breathe Me by Sia, because it captures a mix of deep vulnerability, self-harm struggles, and the desire to be cared for. They openly mention wanting to relapse and enjoying self-harm even while knowing it’s harmful, as in “wanna relapse” and “I wanna #RELAPSE i hate my life”, which strongly echoes the song’s themes of self-destructiveness and pleading for help. Their history of major depressive disorder and self-injury is clear in “diagnostico de trastorno depresivo mayor… me autolesionaba (en el brazo asiq todos sabían)” and “estoy buscando psicologa… odio el dia q empece pero al mismo tiempo amo autolesionarme y no quiero dejar de hacerlo”, mirroring the song’s confessional tone. At the same time, they crave connection and support—evident in “la vida es tan triste… hasta qhe empiezo a disociar y me quiero matar” and “im happy to be on the Faith sv... i joined and everyone treated me sooo good! :3”—which matches the plea in the chorus to “be my friend, hold me.” Their account mixes dark humor, gaming, and everyday life with heavy emotional turmoil, much like how Breathe Me pairs gentle instrumentation with intense, painful lyrics.

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