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Moe Szyslak is the perpetually depressed, self‑loathing bartender whose bitterness and self‑destructive habits echo the user’s tone. The user’s tweets such as "I like watching videos of people self mutilating and committing suicide" and "Cutting yourself is soooo fuking cool" mirror Moe’s suicidal thoughts and reliance on alcohol as an escape. Their constant anger (“Being angry all of the time is getting kind of lame”) and feelings of isolation (“Why are all of my friends leaving?”) match Moe’s bitter outlook behind the bar. Self‑deprecating statements like "Everyone is beautiful except for me" and "My pain is not pitiful. It’s the simple truth" reflect Moe’s low self‑esteem, often calling himself a loser. Both display erratic, hateful rants (e.g., "I want a trans gf that isn’t into her dad or brother"), underscoring a chaotic, despair‑filled personality that aligns most closely with Moe.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is inward‑focused, as shown by statements like "I'm so emo" and "I block every new account," indicating introversion. They attend to concrete, sensory details such as "I have colorectal polyps bc of all the Popeyes I eat" and "My head hurts and I need to poop," which aligns with Sensing. Their decisions are driven by personal feelings and values, evident in emotional posts like "Everyone is beautiful except for me" and "I want a trans gf that isn’t into her dad or brother." Their posting pattern is chaotic and spontaneous – for example, "I think I'm gonna purge this to let only my friends stay" and "My comms are open btw" – reflecting a Perceiving preference. Overall, these traits point to an ISFP personality type.

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19‑year‑old artist & gamer, navigating life on wheels. I once used a coffee mug as a paint palette—messy, but inspiring! Advocating inclusive spaces for all.– @iptlg4

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The "Broken Mirror Elixir" is a dark, bitter cocktail that mirrors the chaotic and painful world the user shares in their tweets. It combines black vodka for the deep, unsettling darkness referenced in "My pain is not pitiful. It’s the simple truth." A splash of absinthe adds a hallucinatory edge echoing the unsettling dreamlike statements like "I have dreams abt using crutches and being in wheelchairs." Lime juice and simple syrup provide a sour‑sweet contrast that captures the volatile swings of anger and fleeting moments of longing found in lines such as "I’m so emo." Finally, a dash of Angostura bitters ties it all together, symbolizing the constant bitterness expressed in "I like watching videos of people self mutilating and committing suicide."

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The user's tweets reveal a self‑serving, manipulative attitude and a disregard for moral standards, which are hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and cunning. For instance, they write, "I want a trans gf that isnt into her dad or brother" and "My comms are open btw", emphasizing personal desires over others' well‑being. They also display a willingness to shock and provoke, as seen in "I like watching videos of people self mutilating and committing suicide" and "I think im gonna purge this to let only my friends stay sorry". Their repeated focus on personal grievances and a need for attention, such as "I’m fackin hugeeeeeeeee", aligns with the Slytherin trait of seeking power and influence. Therefore, Slytherin best matches the profile presented.

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The song "Hurt" captures the intense self‑destruction, emotional numbness, and bleak introspection expressed throughout their timeline. The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" mirrors tweets like "I like watching videos of people self mutilating and committing suicide" and "Found a box of sharp objects, what a beautiful thing." The line "What have I become?" resonates with the self‑deprecating claim "My pain is not pitiful. It’s the simple truth" and the repeated statements "Everyone is beautiful except for me" and "I’m so emo." Their suicidal mention "Killing myself cuz i was blocked yall did this to me" aligns with the song’s theme of hopelessness and yearning for release. Overall, the mournful, confessional tone of "Hurt" – especially as heard in the Johnny Cash cover – best fits the dark, self‑harm‑focused persona shown in the tweets.

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