Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares low moments like feeling unloved or not enough in tweets such as “unloved” and “never enough, never sick enough, never bad enough, never good enough, fuck my life”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor in posts like “im about to SHIT myself in SCHOOL send HELP SOS SOS SOS SOS” and “queer friend has eczema call that it/she”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with niche communities and shared jokes, e.g. referencing shedtwt and posting things like “hitting my vape for those who lost or got theirs confiscated mashallah this one is for you brothers”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about his psyche and identity, as seen in “being a deeply religious catholic has done an irreparable damage to my psyche and the way i interpret the world” and “too self aware for any mental illnesses #livingthedreamlife”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and love toward others in tweets like “i love yall im sorry im not good enough” and “i love yal lso much even ho yall font gukung luve me”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self-worth: Frequently describes himself as pathetic or undeserving, such as “im a fuck up i dont deserve this life” and “Im so pathetic Im so pathetic…”.
- Validation-seeking: Repeatedly begs for a boyfriend and affection in tweets like “SMB JUST BE MY BOYFRIEND OLS PLS PLS… IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES” and “someone dm me pls and be my bf im a little problematic impressionable 17 year old uwu x3”.
- Self-destructive: References suicidal thoughts and harmful urges, such as “suicidal” and “wanna finally cut my face so badly but hiding it is :((”.
- Unhealthy coping: Leans heavily on nicotine and alcohol despite negative effects, as seen in “can i marry nicotine.. is that a thing”, “dont drink and vape without eating shot bros im fighting god in rhe bathroovmrn”, and “MY VAPE IS BURNTTTT D:”.
- Loneliness-fixation: Focuses intensely on being lonely and needing someone, in posts like “someone just be my friend please im really fucking lonely” and “i need s bf so bad.. bro id genuinely ,$lut myself out for some love”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention-seeking, self-deprecating and constantly oscillating between edgy humor and genuine distress. Their craving for messy affection and a "problematic" partner mirrors Bart’s tendency to chase trouble and toxic dynamics, as seen in posts like "bf applications r open… idc if i get groomed i need SOMEONE" and "i need s bf so bad.. bro id genuinely ,$lut myself out for some love". The mix of juvenile, bodily and shock humor is very Bart-coded too, with tweets such as "im about to SHIT myself in SCHOOL send HELP SOS SOS SOS SOS", "Penis :3" and "got blackout drunk and threw up in public transo im #kms". Like Bart, they mask deep insecurity and feelings of worthlessness with jokes and bravado, shown in "im a fuck up i dont deserve this life" and "Im so pathetic Im so pathetic Im so pathetic…". At the same time, there’s a strangely sincere, almost religious or dramatic sense of self-mythologizing—"Hail Satan" and Catholic imagery—that echoes Bart’s occasional surprising depth and flirtation with religion, rebellion and guilt, like in "being a deeply religious catholic has done an irreparable damage to my psyche" and "I offer myself up to you as a bleeding burning sacrifice".
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite craving connection, their focus is on internal states, self‑loathing, and isolation, e.g. “someone just be my friend please im really fucking lonely” and “how do ppl make internet friends now anyway...”; even when talking to “chat,” it reads as venting into the void more than energizing from people. Their posts show strong Intuition (N): they gravitate toward symbolism, religion, horror, and abstract identity (“Man of Sorrows,” memento mori Catholicism) such as “I offer myself up to you as a bleeding burning sacrifice” and “im Catholic in a memento mori, the plague is drawing near, Man of Sorrows and slain lamb kinda sense”, rather than concrete, practical topics. They’re clearly Feeling (F)‑dominated: their timeline is saturated with emotional evaluations and worthlessness (“unloved,” “i love yall im sorry im not good enough”, “im a fuck up i dont deserve this life”) and decisions driven by desire for love (“bf applications r open… justlovemeplspslpslsidcifigetgroomedineedSOMEONE”) rather than detached logic. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): impulsive, unstructured, and chaotic, with lots of in‑the‑moment posts like “dont drink and vape without eating shot bros im fighting god in rhe bathroovmrn” and “got blackout drunk and threw up in public transo im #kms”, plus a general lack of planning (constantly changing feelings about exes and relationships, e.g. “COMPUTER DELETE ALL POSTS ABT ME WANTING A BF, MY EX FINALLY REPLIED TO MEEE”). Putting this together—introspective, emotionally intense, symbolism‑obsessed, and messy/impulsive—INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting “need a problematic bf so bad,” but have you considered a mildly deranged, horror-obsessed boy who’ll talk Catholic memento mori with you and then vape in your honor? Because I’m free after Mass and mental breakdown o’clock.
- You said you’re ‘too self aware for any mental illnesses’ and also ‘im so pathetic’ on loop—wanna be self aware and pathetic together while we play Cry of Fear and pretend the jumpscares are the only reason our hearts are racing?
- You listed hands as ‘so intimate and cool’ and love teeth and hyenas—if I show you my hands and smile, do I unlock boyfriend status, or is there a boss fight first?
- You keep offering yourself up as a ‘bleeding burning sacrifice’ and praying for a ‘problematic bf’; I’m just trying to be the guy who stands in the smoke, holds your hand in church AND hell, and reminds you you’re more than ‘never enough.’
- Your vape may be burnt and ‘feel like eating sandpaper,’ but if you ever wanna swap nicotine for a late-night philosophical rant about Baphomet, Philippine politics, and why we’re both #insecure_in_our_masculinity, I’ll be your replacement addiction.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • horror & theology enthusiast • black metal + Cry of Fear enjoyer • once vaped through a blackout and lived to overthink it • he/him– @Ireeuus
Your signature cocktail
Halleluhasatan Nic-Sick Sour
This cocktail is an intense, darkly playful sour named after their gleeful blasphemy in “Halleluhasatan!!!!!” and “Hail Satan”, with inky black vodka mirroring their horror, shedtwt, and black-metal aesthetic from “i might like black metal but damn fried by flouride ❤️”. The smoked black tea syrup is nicotine-free but carries that burnt, clingy vibe of being “fried by fluoride” and constantly vaping for others in “hitting my vape for those who lost or got theirs confiscated mashallah this one is for you brothers” and suffering when “MY VAPE IS BURNTTTT D:”. Sour cherry juice captures their bruised, romantic desperation in “SMB JUST BE MY BOYFRIEND OLS PLS PLS I WANT SOMEONE AS FUCKED UP AS ME” and “someone just be my friend please im really fucking lonely”, giving the drink a bleeding-heart color. Pink grapefruit adds a sharp, manic brightness to match their self-aware chaos from “too self aware for any mental illnesses #livingthedreamlife” and their joking willingness to be a “puppy” in “ill lowkenuinely be a puppy for osmeone jst sm1 be my bf pls”. The saline and burnt sugar garnish nods to tears, sweat, and self-loathing in “im a fuck up i dont deserve this life” and “Im so pathetic Im so pathetic Im so pathetic...”, crystallizing into something strangely beautiful. Overall it’s strong, bitter-sour, a little sweet, and very theatrical—exactly like someone who can tweet “I offer myself up to you as a bleeding burning sacrifice” and still crack jokes about being “a little problematic impressionable 17 year old uwu x3” in this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Kvzi is driven by longing and ambition for intense, if messy, connection, which is very Slytherin-coded. He repeatedly talks about wanting a “problematic” boyfriend and even frames it as something he’s actively seeking, like in “inshallah we (YES, WE) shall find an equally problematic bf” and “bf applications r open … justlovemeplspslpslsidcifigetgroomedineedSOMEONE”; that’s a willingness to enter morally gray territory for the sake of his desires. There’s also a streak of dark self-preservation and romanticization of suffering in posts like “sealed my death, blessed be God” and “I offer myself up to you as a bleeding burning sacrifice”, showing comfort with extreme, dramatic framing of his own life. He is drawn to transgressive, edgy identities and communities—Socius Baphometi, shedtwt, “Hail Satan” in “Hail Satan”—which aligns with Slytherin’s attraction to taboo power and outsider status. Finally, when he criticizes others, it’s sharp and pragmatic, like in “these ppl r so fucking dumb omg. talking to u no mercy devs on roblox 👁️”, reflecting a cutting, strategic way of thinking rather than the more idealistic tone typical of Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-fitting song for him is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures that mix of self-loathing, dark humor, and wanting a more dramatic, messed-up youth. He talks about feeling inadequate and miserable despite having people around him, like in “I have friends, why am i miserable ” and “im not enough in anything, just subpar, mid even”, which echoes the song’s themes of emptiness and wasted youth. His fixation on self-destruction and death imagery, such as “I offer myself up to you as a bleeding burning sacrifice” and “sealed my death, blessed be God”, fits the song’s morbid glorification of suffering and martyr-like teenage angst. The desperate craving for love and a problematic boyfriend, seen in “NEED a problematic bf so bad..” and “bf applications r open… justlovemeplspslpslsidcifigetgroomedineedSOMEONE”, aligns with the song’s desire to feel something, even if it’s unhealthy. Finally, his blend of religious/catholic trauma and edgy satanic aesthetic, like “being a deeply religious catholic has done an irreparable damage to my psyche” and “Halleluhasatan!”, mirrors the song’s tension between innocence, guilt, and rebellion.
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