Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Talents: Iris expresses herself through creative hobbies, specifically stating that she “crochet and play guitar”.
- Resilience: She demonstrated significant strength by reaching a milestone of “250 days” clean from self-harm.
- Self-Awareness: She recognizes her struggles and previously attempted to “focus on recovery” by deleting harmful content.
- Interpersonal Warmth: Despite her personal pain, she remains kind to others, ending her posts with “stay safe lovelies”.
- Musical Passion: She finds joy and identity in music, listing favorite artists like “Mitski, Big Thief, and Le Tigre”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Loathing: She views herself through a very negative lens, calling herself a “major fatty”.
- Disordered Eating: Iris is currently fixated on an “extreme goal weight” of 39kg.
- Self-Harm Urges: She experiences intense crises where she asks others to “come cut me” to avoid personal responsibility for relapsing.
- External Validation: She relies on social media for emotional support, desperately tweeting “I just want a hug”.
- Punitive Mindset: She expresses a desire for physical punishment after eating, asking someone to “hit me for looking at food”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Iris shares Lisa Simpson’s profound sense of melancholy and intellectual sensitivity, often feeling alienated from others as seen when she asks, “Am i something you’re ashamed of?”. Much like Lisa, Iris is artistically inclined and finds solace in music, mentioning she “loves music!!! (Mitski, Big theif, Le Tigre)” and plays the guitar. Both characters struggle with intense emotional burdens and a desire for external validation, exemplified by Iris's vulnerable plea, “I just want a hug”. Ultimately, Iris reflects the more tragic, self-critical side of Lisa, battling internal demons while desperately trying to maintain a sense of hope or recovery.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Iris exhibits strong Introversion (I) and Feeling (F) traits, as her feed is dominated by intense internal emotions and solitary struggles, such as when she expresses a deep need for affection, tweeting “I just want a hug”. Her focus on identity, musical tastes like Mitski, and poetic self-reflection—asking “Is it such a dirty thing to be loved By someone like me?”—aligns with the Intuitive (N) preference for abstract emotional exploration over concrete reality. The Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her spontaneous emotional outbursts, like “ABAAHAGAHHHHHHHHH”, and her fluctuating approach to recovery and weight loss. Overall, her posts reflect the Mediator archetype: highly sensitive, idealistic yet struggling with self-image, and deeply focused on her personal values and internal world.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you're a fan of Big Thief—does that mean you’re here to steal my heart, or should I just let you crochet your way into it?
- Forget the milestone days, I think the real milestone would be me finally getting to give you that hug you tweeted about.
- I promise I’m nothing to be ashamed of, and honestly, being loved by someone who appreciates Mitski and Le Tigre sounds like a dream to me.
- I’m no expert at guitar, but I’d love to help you find a rhythm that makes you feel as happy as your favorite playlist.
- You mentioned having nothing ahead of you, but if you’ll let me, I’d love to be the person standing right there next to you instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Iris | 15 | Aspiring guitarist & crochet enthusiast. Big Thief and Mitski on repeat. Finding joy in the small things and learning to be kind to myself daily. ✨– @Iris_r0se
Your signature cocktail
The Bittersweet Crochet
This drink captures Iris’s complex duality of recovery and struggle, starting with a sharp Gin base reflecting her raw honesty when she says, “Why the fuck can’t I just be happy”. The deep blackberry and bitters symbolize the darker moments and the weight she carries, especially when she feels “desperate” for support. However, the hibiscus and delicate sugar lace represent her creative side—her love for “Mitski, Big theif, Le Tigre” and her skill at crochet. Ultimately, the drink is a mix of highs and lows, echoing her journey as she moves between the pride of being “down 11 kg” and the simple, human need to “just want a hug”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite her internal struggles, Iris demonstrates the Hufflepuff core values of kindness, transparency, and a deep-seated need for connection. She greets her followers warmly with “Hii I’m Iris and I’m in recovery” and ends her updates with maternal care, saying “Stay safe lovelies 💕”. Her openness about her hobbies, such as how she “crochet and play guitar”, reflects the Hufflepuff appreciation for patient, creative labor. Furthermore, her vulnerable admission that “I just want a hug” highlights a value for emotional intimacy and support over power or wit. Even in her darkest moments, her self-description as being “nice” reinforces her alignment with the house known for its gentle nature and desire for harmony.
Your movie
Your song
Brand New City - Mitski
Given Iris’s stated love for Mitski in her intro tweet, Brand New City perfectly mirrors her internal struggle between the desire for physical transformation and mental exhaustion. The song’s themes of body dysmorphia and self-destruction align with her desperate plea to “come over and hit me for looking at food till I’m skinny”. Her bio quote, “𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞“, echoes the song's sense of nihilism and the feeling of being stagnant while the world moves on. Furthermore, her cycles of recovery and relapse, such as when she laments, “now I’m relapsing bad into Ana. Why the fuck can’t I just be happy”, capture the same raw, honeyed desperation found in Mitski’s discography.
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