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Augusto's staunch religious beliefs and traditional values align him with the character of Reverend Lovejoy from The Simpsons. Much like Lovejoy, Augusto exhibits a deep devotion to his faith, evident in tweets like 'Distaste for the Virgin Mary is a sign of demonic influence' and his frequent references to Catholic principles. Additionally, both characters share a tendency to voice criticism and judgment towards societal trends they perceive as immoral or indecent, such as Augusto's remarks on 'indecent clothing' and the 'brain rotting garbage slop music' played loudly by others. Furthermore, Augusto's patriotism for Brazil, despite its flaws, mirrors Lovejoy's love for Springfield, despite its quirks.

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A devout Catholic Brazilian gentleman with a penchant for retro gaming and classic military technology. Not afraid to voice strong opinions on societal degeneracy and the need to uphold traditional values. Also a bit of an anecdotal storyteller.– @ironagewigger

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Based on his tweets, Augusto seems most suited for Slytherin house at Hogwarts. His strong adherence to traditional values and Catholic doctrine, exemplified in quotes like 'Universalism is not only retarded because it is a heresy, but also because it completely takes away the necessity to keep the commandments. Why bother acting morally upright if there is no hell to fear?', aligns with Slytherin's emphasis on preserving pure-blood wizarding traditions. Additionally, his willingness to express extreme or controversial views, such as 'Haiti's constant political unrest and violence makes sense when you realize that it is, as far as I know, the only country in the Americas that was founded upon demonic rituals and genocide', reflects the cunning and ambition associated with Slytherin. Furthermore, his patriotism for Brazil, despite criticizing its current state, mirrors Slytherin's sense of pride and self-preservation.

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The song 'Deathbed' by the Christian rock band Relient K captures Augusto's religious devotion and traditional values expressed through his tweets. Lyrics like 'I'll never leave it, the truth of the Gospel' and 'I'm on the campfire side of sin' reflect Augusto's unwavering adherence to Catholic doctrine, as seen in his criticism of universalism as a heresy: 'Universalism is not only retarded because it is a heresy, but also because it completely takes away the necessity to keep the commandments.' Additionally, the song's theme of rejecting societal temptations and maintaining one's faith resonates with Augusto's disdain for modern societal degeneracy, evident in his remarks on indecent clothing and vulgar music.

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