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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, creative, and a bit chronically online in place of Lisa’s bookishness. They openly rant about systemic issues like capitalism, as in “acabei de dissertar sobre o capitalismo ser a culpa de tudo pra joy”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to connect her personal struggles to larger social problems. Like Lisa, they seek self-improvement and introspection, saying “queria voltar pra terapia só pra falar de um tópico específico e ir embora” and “queria ser menos esquisita socialmente”. Their strong emotional reactions to art and games, such as “o momento mais épico da minha vida passou diante dos meus olhos to mt triste eu faria qualquer coisa pra jogar esse jogo dnv” and “essa é tipo uma das melhores músicas já feitas falo sério mesmo”, capture Lisa’s intense connection to media and culture. Even their self-awareness about being online—“se eu pudesse pedir uma coisa pra deus mudar em mim seria eu não ser mais cronicamente online”—feels like Lisa recognizing she’s a bit out of step with the world but still stubbornly herself. Overall, they combine sensitivity, nerdy passions (games, astronomy, music), and social critique in a way that strongly echoes Lisa’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most of their joy comes from solitary, comfort hobbies and online media rather than big social scenes, like talking about therapy and internal processing in “queria voltar pra terapia só pra falar de um tópico específico e ir embora” and cozy single-player games such as “jogar persona me faz me sentir confortável” and “que saudade do cyberpunk”. Their bio and reflections show a strong Intuitive focus on meaning and bigger-picture ideas rather than pure facts, such as the idealistic line “take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act” and musing that “acabei de dissertar sobre o capitalismo ser a culpa de tudo pra joy”. Emotional language and values clearly outweigh cold logic, pointing to Feeling: they talk about how songs, games, and characters make them feel (“essa é tipo uma das melhores músicas já feitas falo sério mesmo”, “eu gosto quando eu fico feliz e eu sinto os cantinhos da minha boca subindo sozinhos e o quentinho no meu peito”) and express empathy for fictional characters (“ok eu quero um spinoff da lucy feliz”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention procrastination or just wanting things without clear structure (“quero um emprego quero dinheiro quero roupas e acessórios bonitos”), joke about being “cronicamente online” in “se eu pudesse pedir uma coisa pra deus mudar em mim seria eu não ser mais cronicamente online”, and let feelings and impulses guide them (like spontaneous gaming experiments in “desafio pra mim mesma fazer um macaco mago sem ser o necromancer”). Altogether, the introspective, idealistic, emotion-driven, and somewhat unstructured vibe fits INFP best.

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20 • Campinas • Gamer, art hoarder & astronomy hobbyist. Once gave a TED Talk on why Bloons and Persona are peak comfort.– @irwsayh

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The Prettybones Power-Up Potion is bright blue-green and a little chaotic, like someone who will move platforms mid-apocalypse but still say “não uso nada além dessa rede se quiserem falar comigo me add no discord prettybones adeus amigos”. Blue curaçao with a splash of vodka brings gamer-night, slightly reckless energy for the one who plays Bloons out of spite, as in “fiz um macaco alquimista 0 2 5 ultra buffado só de birra pq o cara comeu todo meu espaço construindo fazenda pra fazer um super macaco deus sol que comeu os meus macacos 👎”. Pink guava juice adds a soft, sweet heart and a bit of whimsy for someone who says “eu gosto quando eu fico feliz e eu sinto os cantinhos da minha boca subindo sozinhos e o quentinho no meu peito” and cries over characters like “ryuji my beloved”. Cold brew coffee concentrate stands in for the chronically online insomnia vibes of “se eu pudesse pedir uma coisa pra deus mudar em mim seria eu não ser mais cronicamente online” and the late-night deep dives like “acabei de dissertar sobre o capitalismo ser a culpa de tudo pra joy”. Sparkling tonic water adds fizz and a slight bitterness, matching their mix of depression memes and hype, from “i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday every day eh a letra mais precisa que a taylor já escreveu” to “YIPPIEEEEEEEEE”. The tiny chili-salt sugar rim is the sharp, swearing edge of someone who starts with “elon musk devolva minhas fotos filho da puta” but still signs their bio with “take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong intellectual and curious streak that aligns with Ravenclaw. They explicitly talk about wanting to learn for its own sake in “vou voltar a estudar astronomia por hobby”, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw’s love of knowledge without a purely practical goal. They also enjoy dissecting ideas and systems, as seen in “acabei de dissertar sobre o capitalismo ser a culpa de tudo pra joy”, indicating analytical thinking and a tendency to philosophize. Their media tastes skew towards narrative- and concept-heavy games and anime like Persona, Cyberpunk, Steins;Gate, and Bioshock (“qualquer menção a bioshock ativa uma chavinha no meu cérebro”, “nao tem jeito vou ter q ver steins gate de novo”), all of which are popular with reflective, idea-driven personalities. Even their casual hobbies, such as discussing quiz videos and strategy games like Bloons (“meu youtube eh video de restauração quiz de musica e video de bloons” and several Bloons strategy tweets), reflect an enjoyment of puzzles and optimization that fits Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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The best-fitting song for @irwsayh is “Anti-Hero” because they balance self-deprecating, chronically-online humor with a very soft, self-aware emotional core. They openly call themselves "cronicamente online" in “se eu pudesse pedir uma coisa pra deus mudar em mim seria eu não ser mais cronicamente online”, echoing the song’s theme of being painfully aware of your own flaws. Their mix of depression jokes and heightened emotion in “i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday every day eh a letra mais precisa que a taylor já escreveu” directly aligns with Anti-Hero’s blend of dark humor and vulnerability. They talk about wanting therapy just to vent one specific issue in “queria voltar pra terapia só pra falar de um tópico específico e ir embora”, which mirrors the song’s confessional, hyper-focused self-analysis. At the same time, their tenderness in posts like “eu gosto quando eu fico feliz e eu sinto os cantinhos da minha boca subindo sozinhos e o quentinho no meu peito” shows someone who deeply feels everything, exactly the kind of person who would resonate with a song about being your own worst critic and still wanting love.

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