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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, a little menacing, but ultimately driven by passion and strong opinions. Their timeline is full of impulsive, dramatic outbursts like “SE MATEM” and “FODASEEEEEEEEEE”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to react loudly and without a filter. They’re irreverent toward authority and norms, complaining about not being allowed to insult religious people in “quase apanhei agr, que world is esse onde não posso ter a liberdade de xingar crente?”, very much in line with Bart’s rebellious streak. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in their fandoms and dramas, obsessively refreshing for GL scenes as in “to igual uma doente atualizando o perfil da mana que posta as cenas rápido #DreamGLep8”, which reflects Bart’s intense, hyperfixated enthusiasm. Their mix of sarcasm, mischief, and genuine emotional reactions like “to muito mal que tristeza” rounds out a personality that is loud, dramatic, and endearingly chaotic—very Bart-like.

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They lean Extrovert: they live very publicly online, constantly reacting to shows and people with high emotional intensity and wanting to share the experience with others, e.g. explosive reactions like “TO TREMENDO” and joking about almost getting in trouble socially in “quase apanhei agr, que mundo é esse onde não posso ter a liberdade de xingar crente?”. Their focus is more Intuition than Sensing: they spin dramatic narratives and hyperbolic judgments about media and characters (e.g. “MELHOR FOTOGRAFIA, MELHOR DIREÇÃO, MELHOR ROTEIRO, MELHOR ELENCO […] MELHOR GL DE TODOS OS TEMPOS PODE ENTRAR THE SECRET OF US”) rather than calmly describing concrete details. They are clearly Feeling-driven: most tweets are emotional reactions, moral judgments, and stan-defenses, like “nós jurídico fahlada realmente vamos ter que ser fortes... estarei nas trincheiras pela nossa doutora em meio há tantas difamações infundadas contra ela” and “to muito mal que tristeza”, showing value-based responses over logical detachment. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life seems spontaneous, messy, and reactive (complaining about losing things and being late in “tudo some quando eu tô atrasada vsf” and “orra onde minha mãe enfiou o perfume”), and they constantly change focus from one obsession to another (“vou parar de tuitar sobre dream CHEGA” then continuing anyway), which fits ENFP’s impulsive, in-the-moment style.

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Part-time GL analyst, full-time drama reactor. Once spent 2 hours looking for perfume that my mom had already put ‘in the right place’.– @iS2gfrd

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This cocktail starts with a spicy chili-infused tequila shot for the unfiltered rage-tweets and all-caps chaos like “SE MATEM MDS” and “FODASEEEEEEEEEE”, capturing that intense, dramatic energy. Passion fruit juice stands for the obsessive, heartfelt stanning of GLs and actresses, as in “MELHOR GL DE TODOS OS TEMPOS PODE ENTRAR THE SECRET OF US” and the desperate timeline refreshing in “to igual uma doente atualizando o perfil da mana que posta as cenas rápido #DreamGLep8”. The salty-sweet plum rim mirrors their mix of affection and venom, from “o ódio que eu senti dessa personagem vagabunda” to “nós jurídico fahlada realmente vamos ter que ser fortes...”, where they defend their faves like a dramatic lawyer. Sparkling guava soda keeps it fizzy, fun, and a little chaotic, just like “DIA DE TSOU” and “oii ta muito cedo ou já pode dar play”, representing their hyper, playful timeline presence. Finally, a dash of edible glitter is for the unhinged thirst and aesthetic obsession, from “ai 🤤” to “queria que NINGUÉM tivesse acesso à atriz indie desconhecida lingling kwong além de mim”, because everything in their world needs to be a little extra and extremely online.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very sharp, cutting sense of self‑preservation and an instinct to go on the offensive, which leans Slytherin. They casually escalate to aggression or dark humor in ways like “SE MATEM” and “SE MATEM MDS”, and joke about being "prendida" in “me prendam ent”, all of which signal comfort with confrontational, transgressive humor rather than harmony-seeking Hufflepuff traits. Their tweets about defending a favorite character — “nós jurídico fahlada realmente vamos ter que ser fortes... estarei nas trincheiras pela nossa doutora em meio há tantas difamações infundadas contra ela #ใจซ่อนรักEP2” — frame that loyalty in a strategic, almost legal-war posture, which is a very Slytherin way to be devoted. The complaint “quase apanhei agr, que mundo é esse onde não posso ter a liberdade de xingar crente?” also shows they’re willing to incur social backlash to say exactly what they want, prioritizing their own voice over fitting in. While they are passionate and emotional, the dominant pattern is biting humor, tribal defense, and a readiness to push boundaries, which fits Slytherin best.

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A fitting song for them is “Anti-Hero” because they constantly joke about being chaotic, messy, and a little dramatic in a self-aware way, like when they say “estou há 0 dias sem ser exposta pela yoo nessa rede meu recorde é de 0 dias”. The song’s theme of being your own worst enemy matches tweets such as “to mal”, “sla acho q vou chorar”, and “queria dormir hoje e acordar só segunda”, where they dramatize their feelings but with humor. Their bio about “hacking hailee's phone” and chaotic all-caps reactions like “FODASEEEEEEEEEE” and “SE MATEM MDS” echo the song’s mix of exaggeration, self-critique, and dark comedy. At the same time, their intense stan energy for GL series and idols, for example “MELHOR GL DE TODOS OS TEMPOS PODE ENTRAR THE SECRET OF US”, fits the over-the-top emotional swings of Anti-Hero. Overall, the song captures their blend of irony, self-dragging, and dramatic fandom life.

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